worst thing

Sancho

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the worst thing in the world is packing up all the ski stuff out of your car and putting your skis and stuff back into your room...... yah i did that today and well it sucked!

 
just fucken pack it up again

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How about getting your arm torn off by a salad shooter?? Or having a needle stuck in your eye?? Or paper cuts on the gums of your teeth??

Is that really 'the worst thing'??

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i think he's talking about putting his skis away for the season. i hope, because if he's not he's super lazy and deserves to get his arm ripped off by a salad shooter.

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forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
Salad shooter...reminds me of a Potato Cannon. Those things rock, they shoot whole Potato's sooo far its awesome. Damn fast too. If you hit someone in the head they would probably die.

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potato cannons kill

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
im gonna kill you with my potato gun while you're building yours, cuz those things are like dangerous man you could like, put someones eye out or something

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
I'll blast both your asses with my potatoe turret.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
good luck getting to me. i'll be surrounded with potato land mines. plus i have a potato sniper rifle in development.

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
I dunno geting a broomstick in the ass from a crazy 400 pound feminist kinda sucks.

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my friend made a potato cannon and accidently broke a window and had to pay 300$ to the person to fix it.

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we made a potato gun and we used ethenol that our science teacher gave us, and to ignite it we used the starter out of a gas BBQ. it was soooooo rad. that baby launched! and what the hell is a salad shooter?

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
a thing that shoots salad...duh

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
hehe, ok. so its like this. this guy walks in to the restaurant 'i want a salad' and the chef is like 'ok..... BOOM' and this salad shoots out of the kitchen and the customer is like 'hoorah for salads and salad shooters'

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
and everyone is happy and they all rejoice

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
My friends and I built three crabapple guns. The house that we built them at is across the street from the high school so we would go there after school and shoot crabapples at the kids leaving school. Classic.

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I think having freinds who wont go skiing cuz they are too 'busy' (i.e. the have a job and a girlfreind) blows. It is far beyond sucking

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I keep my skis and ish in my trunk. saves me the effort. I still have a lot of season left.

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