Worst thing youve done when drunk

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one of my homies got hear 3 times from the nastiest skankist black chick you ever saw. the worst part is, i got him to do it. i have endless guilt, but pictures to go along

 
not fucked up, he wouldnt take me home, so this girl gaveme her camera so i snuck out and got some pictures, dont worry, no dick was seen

 
the worst think i'vr donr eehen drunl was read ths thred

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i have: walked a bridge railing, gotten hog-tied, tripped and smashed up my face real bad, fell asleep on my friends roof, and the list just continues...

 
crawled halfway home till i got a ride. then i called in sick to work

shit kinda seems like last night

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last night was pretty funny. my friends bro gave me a ride to this kegger, and he left for some reason. wel anyways, i was getting on this chick and i forgot that the dude left and i was like 'hey, come back to the van with me, i gotta talk to you' and shit like that for like an hour, then i blacked out and i guess i walked like a mile or 2 home. pretty fucked up

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i smashed a car window with a rock and continued to fall down a hill and cut my leg open

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I stiped down into just my boxers in front of some hot bitches covered myself with shaving cream rubing my chest and stomach saying 'look at my sexy body' in a Fat Bastard voice

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just then like 1.2 hou ago i put chips in my friends bed, he punched me in the nose, it hurt, im still drunk its monday tommorow and i have school prizegiving cool.

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oh yea, i also got completely naked, walked up to my pool with some girls, was getting ready to go skinny dipping, and my grandma came out

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-skipimp_

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it's only head... not like he fucked her or touched her or anything...

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pulling down my pants in the middle of the park downtown and peeing... i dont even remeber doing it but my friends told me about it....

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um....i spilled this full thing of vodka all over my pants and it looked like i fucking pissed myself...it was a good time

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my roomate last year went into my neighbors room (in the dorms) and pissed on their floor at 5am, kinda freaked them out.

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I tried picking up my buddies mom with his dad sitting next to me....

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
this girl has a bunkhouse thing its like a little building with couches and shit in it connected to their barn she lives way out in the country so she always has partys and stuff. I got really trashed and wassitting around in there and just like stood up and walked toward the middle of the room and took a piss ad sat back down. That is what people tell me i dont remember. I know a kid that was rolling and everyone was telling him he wouldnt be able to get it up so he went in the garage while people were smoking and was trying to beat it but couldnt. I would think a lot of people have done dumber stuff and just dont remember it.

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what the hell's a soggy cracker?

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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yea wtf is a soggy cracker? it better not be anything sexual or I'm gonna ralph

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
i wanna know too!

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Worst thing to happen to me was when a couple friends and I went around streaking and ended up being chased by the cops all night. Hiding in the bushes (sp?), naked, on a cold night and running from the cops sure sucks!

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One of my friends pissed all over his roomate when he was drunk...common story though. Soggy cracker? come on, just think about it, doesn't take a genious to figure it out.

 
smashed a beer bottle over my head, 6 stitches and a nasty permane4nt scar later im fine atho

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My Girlfriends Dad's 50th and I was wearing a kilt (being scottish) I had too much to drink, exposed myself in front of everyone and then told the families longest closest friend to 'FUCK OF YOU MINGER'. The stunned room was silenced at the site of a Kilt wearing, willy showing Scotsman swearing loudly.

I could have died and jesus wept

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soggy cracker?............piss on somebody?

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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is that waht it is

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it is a cracker with much of male juices on it

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