Worst thing you have done at school.

I'm not a badass so worst I've done? Let's see. I cussed out a teacher big time without realizing the fat bitch was standing right behind me. And fucked around in welding a bunch like welding through the metal booths and lighting stuff on fire but that's just normal stuff.
 
normal stuff? you pyro you.

We make dynamite at my house...but shhh...don't tell anybody. Let's blow shit up!
 
me and my friends drew pictures of guys doing eachother and penises and stuff and slid it under our gay chemistry teachers door. i got externally suspended for a week and luckily the teacher didnt press charges.
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
not the worst thing but last night i sent an email to the entire school saying:STOP SENDING ME THESE FUCKING EMAILS.ive gotten shit on by teachers all today. i regret it. /claim
 
i smashed a kids head into a pole

i asked a teacher in sex ed if he ever had sex and the condom broke

i flipped of the principle

and i peed in some kids but then puton my robe and wizards hat
 
eh i made an unstoppable script on all the macs that made them beep at full volume a billion times. and i made all the screens black so they thought they were off, it took them like an hour of beeping to get it off...retards. couldnt use the comps anymore after that.

oh and i got my dick sucked during lunch in the mac lab also and came one the floor. now some sucker is walking around with my jizz on his/her shoes.

and umm i came in drunk a few times but thats no big deal.
 
in elementary school i hated my music teacher. in chorus practice there was a mic that i didnt know was on, and in the mic i shouted.......

"MS. LEVINE IS FAT!!!"...... and because i shouted into a live mic, pretty much the whole school heard it. it got a roar of laughter from my fellow classmates, and i got sent to the principals office, where the principal called my parents and i got grounded for a week.

her name was ms. levine, and she was fat. i was not allowed to play the xylophone or the metallophone after that incident, which were my favorite instruments to play at the time. but it was worth it. i was a devil back in those days.......
 
So at exactly the appointed minute, when old Laroche's back was turned, all the boys shoved their books on the floor. Old Laroche almost had a heart attack, he didn't know what hit him.
 
That made me laugh pretty hard for some weird reason.
I never did anything that bad at school, but I drew and wrote on a lot of school property, such as desks, lockers, computers and books (nothing lewd or very inappropriate, and mostly in pencil so it could be erased)
 
me and my friends threw 5 m-80s onto the football field MIDGAME against our rivals (we threw them randomly, not at the other team) no fuckin joke, and one of my friends whos a fuckin idiot had a 5 inch blade and a 6 inch blade with him
 
Don't get all hot and bothered. That picture has been all over the internet with different faces photoshopped in.
 
oh word, i also did the last two things, stole mad dranks. and got suspended for breaking into the school at night, alarms went off. cops came.
 
I was hanging out with some friends around our school one night, and we started talking about food for some reason. We ended up deciding on making some food, but we all lived pretty far away. So then one of my friends threw a rock through the window to the school kitchen (we knew there was no alarm in the) and took all the good stuff we found in the fridges. My friend wanted to make some hot dogs, but this guy we were with said the alarm would go off if we turn on any electrisity....
 
haha all of the water fountians at my schooll have the valve right underneath them, nobody knows this, so everytime im walking down a hall with nobody in it, i turn off the water supply to teh water fountians. funny shit. i do it all the time.

 
called my kindergarten teacher a bitch

told teachers to fuck off

to top it all off i whipped my wang out in math class
 
Started a portable on fire by kicking a paperclip that was in the power outlet. The power outlet caught on fire and then the carpet caught on fire and then it quickly went out on its own. I got suspended for 12 days and watched the Winter Olympics everyday! haha
 
ha ya dude and thats what most of my friends do.... and dude i wasn't fuckin kidding we really did that we aren't aloud at football games anymore lol
 
i know a kid that wore a shirt that said

"nigga please it's a white house"

and we have a black principal.

FAIL.
 
my buddy and i started a website for about a year that became a pretty big deal on campus because we would make the ridiculous news posts and shit that everybody would read for fun during class (everyone had school-issue laptops for internet)
anyway at one point we decided to make forums, and that was a huge hit, but it got out of hand because we didnt moderate it almost at all. eventually some kid decided to make a thread about potential senior pranks because the school was making a huge deal about how we shouldnt do them that year, and someone jokingly suggested a bomb threat would be a good one. well that blew up in our faces, so to speak, because the principal had been monitoring the site for a couple weeks to find a good reason to bust it for all the ridiculous shit that had been posted recently (fake nude photo shoots, drunk moms grinding all over our guys at house parties, etc) and we all got dragged into the office for it.
there were so many guys deeply involved at that point that the disciplinary hearings had to be lumped into one big meeting to save time. 25 of us in one room with the principle and the headmaster. long story short, by that point we had heard that they had enough to kick us out, but we were pretty sure that since the bomb thing was obviously a total joke then everything else was just bullshit. my friend and i who actually started the site had a pretty good laugh as they went around the room accusing everybody of everything, and we got out of it with a bit of school-enforced community service. it was like a week before graduation though, so they sweated us pretty hard, but we still had a great time with it and today when i run into people i barely knew from high school they still bring up that site and talk about how much they liked it, so it was pretty rewarding.
 
i think the worst thing you did at school was not learning how to spell your origin correctly.

its spelt asian, not asain
 
Did you read that off of a High School Stories, Pranks, and Scandals script?

seeeeeems wayy to legit to me..

HAHA =)
 
Back in grade 5 everyone had lunch in their classrooms and there was only 1 lunch supervisor for several classrooms. One day while she was checking on the other classes I notices my friend throwing a bag of crackers around. So I picked up a yard stick and said let's play baseball. He threw the crackers up in the air towards me and I nailed them up into the ceiling. They exploded onto the ceiling and peices of cracker rained down on everyones heads. Luckily everyone helped sweep it up before she got back, but later in the day the teacher found peices of cracker on her desk and I got busted. It was really epic though. Now me and my friends refer to it as cracker baseball.
 
Freshman year in woodshop, me and a couple of my friends were sitting at the table and this fucking gay kid wouldnt shut the fuck up so one of my friends brought him in the back and distracted him. We than flipped his backpack inside out, put his books back in it and apoxied the zipper shut.. apox= really strong glue type shit. so 10 minutes later the kid comes back but doesnt notice what had happend. bell rings and hes baffled finally realizing what happend to his bag. He flipped shit and threw the bag at the glasses container. to end a long story, the kid had to cut his backpack open to get his booksout and we all got detentions -_-
 
no way dude, i dont need to make up shit on NS to feel cool. it was called stephengibbs.com. it's not a registered domain any more but i still have a lot of the pages and content saved someplace. the content we made was pretty fucking funny but none of it was super incriminating really. the thing that got us was when we made the forums and all the dumbasses in the grades below us started going crazy on it.
 
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