Worst thing you ever ate?

A boneless wing with the restaurants hottest sauce on it. I couldn't eat for a half hour after eating it and then still couldn't taste my food. I would wake up in the middle of the night and could feel where it was in my intestines. That morning poo was aweful.

Never again.
 
One time my friend and I thought we had a brilliant idea to make milkshakes that had meal flavors, so I made one with the powder from instant ramen. So bad

Or this other time when my dad bought a bunch of collectible baseball cards from the 70s and I decided to chew the gum in one of the packs. It melted into this nasty juice in my mouth
 
First time eating sushi. Covered the entire California roll in Wasabi. My family decided not to warn me and get some amusement out of it. This was back when I was just starting to try new foods, and so my strategy was to just pop it in as fast as possible and start chewing. And I did just that. As soon as it made contact, I felt a rush of heat go through my mouth. I was still on autopilot, so I got about 3 chews in. Each one felt like I was nawing on the end of a taser. Spat it out and my face felt like it melting. Tears were flooding frim my eyes. They felt so cool against my red skin, that they gave my cheeks a burning sensation similar to frostbite. My mouth felt like I had just used battery acid as mouthwash. I was disoriented by the strength of the wasabi, and I searched frantically for my water. I finally found it and began pouring it down my throat. This asperated my throat, causing me to gag. So I just sat there choking on my own throat, while my family laughed at me.
 
black olives covered in a sauce containing ketchup, A1, grapefruit juice, garlic powder, and Pepto bismol.

Yeah, it was a gross as it sounds.
 
Iceland have a traditional after-dinner 'snack', that is diced rotten shark. Apparently it's an acquired taste, yet I've spent six months in the country (living on farms with locals) and I'm yet to acquire it.

(It has to be rotten, iirc fresh shark is poisonous.)
 
13630218:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
First time eating sushi. Covered the entire California roll in Wasabi. My family decided not to warn me and get some amusement out of it. This was back when I was just starting to try new foods, and so my strategy was to just pop it in as fast as possible and start chewing. And I did just that. As soon as it made contact, I felt a rush of heat go through my mouth. I was still on autopilot, so I got about 3 chews in. Each one felt like I was nawing on the end of a taser. Spat it out and my face felt like it melting. Tears were flooding frim my eyes. They felt so cool against my red skin, that they gave my cheeks a burning sensation similar to frostbite. My mouth felt like I had just used battery acid as mouthwash. I was disoriented by the strength of the wasabi, and I searched frantically for my water. I finally found it and began pouring it down my throat. This asperated my throat, causing me to gag. So I just sat there choking on my own throat, while my family laughed at me.
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5th grade: Had sushi for lunch and gave a piece to this massive hunk of a kid (he had serious behavioral problems, suspended multiple times, hit other kids on the reg). He was easily twice my weight and a foot taller but he had no idea what wasabi was. I put the entire clump of wasabi on the roll, told him that's what you're supposed to do. He took the sushi, shoved it into his fat face, and chewed viciously. 10 seconds later he was sprinting to the water fountain, eyes bulging from his head. Kid fucking cried his eyes out for the rest of the lunch period.
 
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