Worst state?

sooooo... how old are you? im a 47 year old divoriced man... opps i mean im a 18 year old college student with the urge to explore!
 
i actually know the kid who posted that, he is one of my college friends and he is actually 21. the picture is actually a joke i played on his roommate from freshman year who is from jersey. we all said jersey was the armpit of america and so i made the picture and put it as the wallpaper on his computer.
 
New york get this from me

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yeah, i was kidding about Oregon. Sort of. I love that there's no sales tax, but having other people pump my gas is too weird and i can't stand the astronomical number of hippies!!!
 
k jersey isnt THAT bad... i mean, given, it is pretty dirty here, but not every town is like seaside , asbury park , all that shit
 
of course. name one thing in north dakota except fargo (which is a completely useless town by the way). plus they have dumbass accents too.
 
Word man Arizona's the shit. It's got more variety than any other state. I've lived here most of my life and you can do anything you want here. In the winter you can ski one day and wakeboard the next. All within maybe an hour's drive.
 
Yeah, Flagstaff rules. I was in Phoenix and drove up to the Grand Canyon and it went from like 70 degrees to 40 with snow. If I didn't go to college at Penn State I'd probably want to go to Arizona State. I don't know why, but if I had to live somewhere else it would probably be Arizona, California, or Alaska.
 
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Alaska: Jeez, it's cold.

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: Everything is smaller here!

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Florida: America's wang

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Hampshire: Just like Old Hampshire, but newer

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Ohio: Where one of your dad's friends lives

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Vermont: Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)
 
whats wrong with oregon? we got it all, skiing, biking, kitboarding, crater lake, roadkill cafe, even snowboarding.
 
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