Worst sounds
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Lateralis
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the drill at the dentist
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
line1260skier
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^haha^
all of the above
www.liljib.4t.com
I cant spell so dont make fun of me
all of the above
www.liljib.4t.com
I cant spell so dont make fun of me
KaMiKaZe_00
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my parents
Offical Member of the NS SHAGS
Urban Productions
*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*
Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**
Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
Offical Member of the NS SHAGS
Urban Productions
*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*
Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**
Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
PurpleSkier
Active member
when youre sorta asleep, and somebody rips a fatty on your face, and you cant do shit, oh i hate it
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
SaraJ
Member
I've farted during a test before. It was so funny though cause it was really loud and squeaky.
The worst sound has to be when somebody's coughing right behind you cause you can't tell if they're covering up or not.
-Sara
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Member of the OTC!
Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.
skihood.com
The worst sound has to be when somebody's coughing right behind you cause you can't tell if they're covering up or not.
-Sara
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Member of the OTC!
Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.
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Skifree737
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rubbing a dry toothbrush over any object.
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Ohio represent
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Ohio represent
weazelzb
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fingernails on chalkboard doesnt actually bother me too much... it is kinda annying though
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??
They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??
They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
canadianhotchik
Member
definately nails on a chalkboard or when your teeth rub together. I hate that!
Itsbackfliptime
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i kinda like when a girl farts as long as it doesnt smell.
FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
skifree919
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^thats disgusting
CoC session E
CoC session E
Whistlermann
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Ummm how about the sound of a dentist drilling straight through your tooth, because it is so jammed in there he can't get it out unless he cuts it in three pieces... and then after plenty of drill through tooth sounth... the loud crack or your tooth splitting in half. The Knife and fork one is bad too, and same with a knife scraping deep into a china plate.
My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
SaraJ
Member
it sounds kinda cool actually when people break bones. When I broke my toe, I was like 'I wish i could do it again, just to hear that sound' also, when you dislocate things, and the joint pops out, it sounds cool...maybe thats just me
-Sara
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Member of the OTC!
Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.
skihood.com
-Sara
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Member of the OTC!
Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.
skihood.com
Nine_Milla_Killa
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Any kind of ripping. It's always bad news...
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roxysister360
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definitely nails on a chalkboard, i always cringe when i hear that. or when nails run across a cardboard box, that's pretty bad too
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
caleBCaleb
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the crunching sound of your balls when you nut yourself on a rail
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-Caleb
(SMS SESSION 2)
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
This signature has been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8
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-Caleb
(SMS SESSION 2)
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
This signature has been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8
jarossamdb7
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fucking fingers scraching on a blackboard is nothing! slightly moist hand dubbing across a window/desk with linolium finish is the worst sound. or go take a metal rake (one of the flimsy ones) and scrape it up and down in a matal slide or peice os sheet metal. no that is a BAD sound!
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Firetruck is the only word that you can say in school without getting in trouble that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'
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Firetruck is the only word that you can say in school without getting in trouble that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'
Ds91260
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ur neck or back or any bone really cracking when its not supposed too, i know thats gotta be the scariest sound for me, if im jumpin on the tramp or skiing or somthin, the first thing to go through my mind is 'this is gonna hurt' then 'im paralyzed'
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
ductapeboy
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the clicking sound of a a bullet entering the chamber of the gun right before I pull the trigger and blow your fucking brains out.
or the sound of an alarm clock... teh errm errm errm errm errm. yea its a tie.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
or the sound of an alarm clock... teh errm errm errm errm errm. yea its a tie.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
Mykel
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oh god my alarm radio makes this clicking noise before it comes on, and I jump every time I hear a sound like it
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day
***the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!
****I don't just huck, I suck
***Actually my name isn't even James!
****Hugs not drugs!
***can't we all just get along?
****I hate hate
***visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!
****I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!
***the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!
****How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!
***Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.
****Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!
***Don't drop your pocket!
****I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
***stuhalverson: slickjamesjik, your signature is to damn long!!! eliminate the spaces or something.
****conceptkid: nah, i think this forum sux becuase of slickjames and his completely gay sig. shorten it up and people might start coming back. I think montana is pretty sick for skiing, maybe not in missoula but in whitefish for sure. Im gonna stick with montana skiing and no waiting in lines at lifts
***linechick1260: james after reading your signature i forgot what the post was about....that means its too long...
Big-L: dude. you have to shorten your sig. man, like that is rediculous
Don't hate me because of my signature!
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day
***the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!
****I don't just huck, I suck
***Actually my name isn't even James!
****Hugs not drugs!
***can't we all just get along?
****I hate hate
***visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!
****I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!
***the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!
****How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!
***Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.
****Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!
***Don't drop your pocket!
****I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
***stuhalverson: slickjamesjik, your signature is to damn long!!! eliminate the spaces or something.
****conceptkid: nah, i think this forum sux becuase of slickjames and his completely gay sig. shorten it up and people might start coming back. I think montana is pretty sick for skiing, maybe not in missoula but in whitefish for sure. Im gonna stick with montana skiing and no waiting in lines at lifts
***linechick1260: james after reading your signature i forgot what the post was about....that means its too long...
Big-L: dude. you have to shorten your sig. man, like that is rediculous
Don't hate me because of my signature!
Ahmets_Brother
Active member
sscratching a chalkboard
i like to burn things
'i can do a summersault'-ralph wiggins
i like to burn things
'i can do a summersault'-ralph wiggins
Lateralis
Active member
when you pick up a chick who looks like shes 21 and you bring her home and stick it in her and you hear the sound of an elastic snap and blood pours out,thats the sound of a minor haha
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
snow-bunny
Member
chalkboard or machine gun farts, there just nasty
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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*
'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*
'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
Bob_Loblaw
Active member
the hiss a keg gives out when its empty.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon
Listen to Bob Marley
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
