GloryHoleGary
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14402320:nathanlayland said:
Jesus. Legs looked like Bambi the first time he tried to walk on a frozen pond.
Dont skip leg day
Worst slam of the year thread
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Jesus. Legs looked like Bambi the first time he tried to walk on a frozen pond.
Dont skip leg day
pofwel
Member
it was a good day. sun shining. snow was at the point where it wasn’t icy but it wasn’t too slushy. at my home mountain, the top 50% of the lips are just blown snow. piss and shit reclaimed water. no biggie. turns out it rides slower; deceleration paired with an already somewhat forward stance don’t mix well. not enough to really throw you forward, just enough to throw off your center of balance. land a bit off balance. skis cross almost immediately upon landing. ok well i guess i might fall, whatever. rotated slightly sideways while falling. fall to the ass. sure, maybe not the biggest impact, right?
no.
asscheeks completely pulled apart upon impact between the body and the snow
“was i ripped in half?” i thought,
no.
i believe my asshole has a larger diameter now.
i have lost my innocence
lost my
anal virginity
in the way that i didn’t want to happen
i am a survivor of rape.
no.
asscheeks completely pulled apart upon impact between the body and the snow
“was i ripped in half?” i thought,
no.
i believe my asshole has a larger diameter now.
i have lost my innocence
lost my
anal virginity
in the way that i didn’t want to happen
i am a survivor of rape.
rawdawgdylan
New member
14401888:ReturnToMonkey said:
It is, last hit in the park. Rip your acl. If they’re gonna make the jump bigger like that they need to make speed realistic.
Also, apparently a couple weeks back someone hit that same jump and cleared the landing and landed flat. Heli flew up for that one.
ScootSkiLyfe
Member
My buddy Tobias slammed pretty bad on this street hit this weekend. Mans a tank though! He was alright and went back up and tried it again.
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1033275/trim-4EC75B21-DEDE-4853-BB0C-3A5C458A64AD-MOV[/video]
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1033275/trim-4EC75B21-DEDE-4853-BB0C-3A5C458A64AD-MOV[/video]
ScootSkiLyfe
Member
14402320:nathanlayland said:
Holy
ReturnToMonkey
Active member
14402376:rawdawgdylan said:
Holy shit that's so crazy gnarly!! Yea idk bridger park crew has never understood flow or speed or organization. The lower park always seems to just be a hodgepodge of randomly placed features with no safe way to get speed for things while the upper park just has feature after feature where you have to alternate going fast and slow. Also it's on one of two beginner runs... I just hate how little thought goes into it. So many ingredients for disaster.
**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2022 at 1:38:21am
Treegrabber
Member
14401888:ReturnToMonkey said:
That jumps shit which I shoulda took that into account but I’m a dumbass but whatever.
the thing with bridger park is everything’s wonky speed and they throw random shit up that may be good together if built nicely but most things arnt and are just off enough where they fuck u up a little
Treegrabber
Member
14402425:Treegrabber said:
I just wanted one tube relatively flat was that to much to ask
nathanlayland
New member
14402342:GloryHoleGary said:
Yeah it was end of day legs were cramping and right ski landed in a hole lol
ConnorJelo
New member
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1033296/trim-FB13B16E-05EB-4624-B15C-D4555E409288-MOV[/video]
Went for a 360. Didn’t work out haha
Went for a 360. Didn’t work out haha
armchair_skier
Active member
14401760:jibmtn said:I dont have a vid of the crash, but I tried to 7 off a 20 foot cliff and landed pretty bad and broke my helmet
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CatdickBojangles
Active member
14402591:armchair_skier said:
Lmao this kid is a lying son of a bitch. That’s like the 3rd time I’ve seen him do this.
ReturnToMonkey
Active member
14402601:CatdickBojangles said:
"No one will ever know I'm lying on the internet"
will.irwin
Member
14402568:Zeaton said:
@zeaton was the one that creamed in the video when he landed
Ball_Sacker
Member
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1033452/trim-F34C9841-C82B-488E-9205-68F4FCB50507-MOV[/video]ya this is for sure my worst crash this season ? i broke my helmet too.
Treegrabber
Member
14403077:N15shred said:
Had me for so long until
CantThinkOfaName
Member
wow you're friend is good with a camera
14403077:N15shred said:
Goretex_Vidal
Member
Slammed yesterday and ended up driving myself 2 hours to the nearest hospital in my insurance network. X-Rays showed a clean break 2/3rds if the way down my humerus.
ScootSkiLyfe
Member
14404505:Goretex_Vidal said:
Fuck bro, sorry to hear. Hope you heal up well man.
America's healthcare system kinda blows if you aint gwapped
ReturnToMonkey
Active member
14404505:Goretex_Vidal said:
Damn bro way to be tough. Sending vibes
Goretex_Vidal
Member
For real; my job has “good insurance” through our union but even that has limits over state lines. Just gobbled ibuprofen and drove past 3 hospitals until I got to an ER
**This post was edited on Feb 25th 2022 at 4:51:28pm
14404509:ScootSkiLyfe said:
**This post was edited on Feb 25th 2022 at 4:51:28pm
Misfitmonkey
Member
This kid messed his back up bad and went to the hospital later that day, a few days later some kid landed 5 feet from flat double ejected and slammed on his face, the kid died a couple of hours later after getting Heli lifted off the mountain, pretty sad to hear, especially from my local hill.
14401663:Suitcase_ said:
CantThinkOfaName
Member
my friend just broke his femur in half after hitting a tree on a snowboard. everybody just stop going to the ski hill
sullivano*b
Active member
i lost my first backflip attempt clip where i landed on my head but that was definitely the worst
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1034071/trim-D7BE4ADF-A5CC-4ADD-A9E9-EFCFD53A9659-MOV[/video]
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1034072/trim-BA79D0F8-3243-4130-8FA5-0ED45608AB99-MOV[/video]
this one was yesterday, my ski launched 25 feet in the air. never done a frontflip on a kinda kicky lip:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1034073/trim-53751D2C-4A4B-4271-80C3-4559246C4921-MOV[/video]
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1034071/trim-D7BE4ADF-A5CC-4ADD-A9E9-EFCFD53A9659-MOV[/video]
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1034072/trim-BA79D0F8-3243-4130-8FA5-0ED45608AB99-MOV[/video]
this one was yesterday, my ski launched 25 feet in the air. never done a frontflip on a kinda kicky lip:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1034073/trim-53751D2C-4A4B-4271-80C3-4559246C4921-MOV[/video]
CantThinkOfaName
Member
that's quite humorous ?
14405238:tdollo said:
14405037:snomaster said:
Lol I was 9 weeks out on mine, you weakling.
Goretex_Vidal
Member
Finally got my X-rays back. Surgery on Thursday.
hoodratz47
Active member
Fuckkkkk
14406308:Goretex_Vidal said:
Goretex_Vidal
Member
Hand drag 3 where I smack my head off the cliff and rag doll into a tree, some bruises.
Cruising switch on a wide open catwalk when I catch an edge, season ending break.
I’m convinced that the more mundane the skiing the worse the injury will be. Looking forward to a spinal cord injury putting on my boots next year.
Cruising switch on a wide open catwalk when I catch an edge, season ending break.
I’m convinced that the more mundane the skiing the worse the injury will be. Looking forward to a spinal cord injury putting on my boots next year.
14406159:bogust said:
Goretex_Vidal
Member
14406308:Goretex_Vidal said:
Surgery was successful, dressing is finally off. My arm looks like roast beef.
SofaKingSick
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14410631:Goretex_Vidal said:
amazing. keep up the good attitude man you're on your way back
Shitswitch
Member
What resort is this?
14401731:Duncang081 said:
Duncang081
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[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1035884/trim-04886B11-979F-404F-BEED-53788FB9779D-MOV[/video]