Worst Skis Ever!

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What skis do u think get the vote for worst skis ever made? Im gonna have to go with the atomic betta bumps ( Atomics first twintips ) because i broke 3 pairs of them!

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I demoed the Atomic Stomp, (Carbonfibre core). It delamed in two runs, and I was not skiing hard.

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Dunlop skis, saw a pair this year at thredbo, they were the biggest peices of shit i have ever seen.

I was scoping the line for the BBQ and saw this dude in a fluro orange jump suit sporting a friendly mullet, he had these dunlop skis that were that grey that defines skis as crap.

 
line ghetto blaster, its a glorified snowlerblade.

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the ghetto blaster isnt snowler for small peeps, like the 1080 Grom

and I use bumps, they are rad skiis, mine arent delamed and I boughtem 2 years ago, skiied both winters w/ them, they are like rodeos, but a bit less cool, and they are good ok, sorry :(

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the pocket rockets are overrated, i named them the: 'grandpas ski of the year'

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The pocket rockets do exactly what they're supposed to do. They go everywhere, not the best at anyone thing, but good for everything. That's better then any other 'all-mountain' ski i've ridden.

k2 poachers were noodly peices of crap.

 
i agree with jibs...absolutely no problems at all with the pocketrockets so far...worst ski ever is the rossi pow air...or my atomic jump skis...the bases delam under the foot due to heat caused by friction...two years in a row now i dont have comp skis for summer...stupid atomic

 
machetes people...they bent and delamed like no other

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i would have to agree with the elan air twist,

i rode them for a year as my first twin tip, they were fun for a week then i hated them

 
how about the k2 pipelines, jesus christ did they suck. Also any line ski

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I would have to say, as far as twins go anything made by atomic. I broke a pair the 4th time on them,(both skis in the same place) plus I hear about other people breaking them all the time. My friend was woking at hood the past couple months and he said that he saw soo many pairs of atomics break.

 
The Volant machete 69 was the coolest looking ski i had ever ridden. they were reflective like mirrors, had painted graphics and a big 69 stamped right into the steel. The base was bright red with a big machete in it and McConkey had his name on them cuz he designed it. In a week i broke off both tips and one of my bindings tore right out of the mounting plate. It's a damn shame that looks aren't everything. When they did work they sank in powder. Not only because they were thinner than everything else, but also because they weighed more than i did. If you ignore all the bad stuff though, damn are they sweet.

 
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