worst skis ever

elan

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i have only had two pairs of twins and they are both fine...my racing volkls broke a few years ago when i took them into the park...i heard elans suck...

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the first pair of elan twins were horrible... and they didn't even make a twin this year according to the elan rep dude...

anything with a foam core sucks though if you're an agressive skier. they'll either break or the core will soften up on you, than you're either stuck with a pair of broken skis, or some noodles.

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You're wrong,they did Elan amps,which have this pretty ugly camo graphic. and then some mantis-thingies,you can ride fakie with'em so nicely. But would I buy the matis or amps? No. But to think about it,i used to have 540's and they weren't that good,and then,on the last day when I was at a big resort my friend hit a huge rock and his composites of the candide's came out. that sucked,he slid away,abut on the next run i hit the exact same fucking rock(under the snow)and BLADOW! my skis were broke too. the resort said at first that 'you ride the street course with your own responsibility,look at the sign' and after a huge debate and some blackmail attempts,me and my friend got skis,and i'm pretty glad they gave 'em,but my friend still cries his ass off when someone menties candide's and he goes to psychotherapy too. Gonna buy troublemakers next season..

 
the worst pair i have ever tried were 160 crossmax's, and thats because they were 30 cm too short for me

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The industry demo was at my mountain a month ago and I tried nordica beast I thought it was the shittiest ski ever I love my crossmax P10's but they kinda suck in the park I've broke the tips off two pairs in two seasons. (Now I bought some park skis)

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Elan Scx mwa hahahaha - good for ebating hippies though...i call them my hippie ski

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

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i dont know what kind they were but today i saw this kid whose skis had delaminated from the tip to the front binding, they just flopped around in the air...mad styley

 
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elan airtwists

'they were as stiff as my cock would be with Christina Aguilera.' - Jeff Schmuck, on the Armada prototypes
 
the beast is freaken heavy for what most of us do with them, but I've heard they are a great carving ski.

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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
you should say any line ski from the past few seasons cause the old ones were tough as hell they can have the shit beaten out of them and still be fine but the new ones explode really easily

 
remember those fucking stupid ass 'bigfoot' thingies they used to rent at all the hills about 4 years ago when snowblades started to get popular? man, what the hell were they thinking?

oh yeah, does anyone remember sled dogs? they were running infomercials for them about 6 years ago. i thought they were the coolest things ever, i wanted them so bad...good thing i didnt spend all my lawn mowing and paper route money on them...mind you i wouldnt mind fucking around with a pair of them today.

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I dont remeber what company made them but I demod a pair of twins 6 years ago. Like one of the first ones that had the little plastic tip thing at both ends and they were like needle sharp at the ends. those sucked

 
big foots have been around for a loooooooooooooong time a guy a new had a pair 9 or 10 years ago

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
man! 10 years! thats insane...you must have been so cool! cough cough

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wooden skis sucked

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all skis suck. except for the trouble makers. these skis are def. the best ski to buy. their ollie max tail makes all pop tricks a hell'ov alot easier.

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

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elan sucks??? Co. musta gone downhill from when i got some, i had a pair of old 163 elan RCX straight skis, things were freakin indestructable, i bought them used about 6 years ago, theyre still in better condition then my candides

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the 1999 line of armadas wernt all that great. you guys bloated about how 'FANTASTIC' they were, but you all lied.

 
Blizzard makes the worst ski and elan comes damn close. But the worst ski i've ever ridden is the Atomic SL...-the yellow one. It skis so shitty

 
i'd say the nordica beast and binding on one ski weighs as much as both of mine.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
You guys ever heard of those Armada skis. They are terrible. They break easy and suck.

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