Worst Skipping school story

bhill2.0

bhill2.0

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I went to school yesterday with no plans except its friday i got to 3 period and my teacher isnt thier im with three friends first we think perfect oppurtunity to go to 2 lunches and miss class after a while its lame so we say fuck this lets not go to 3rd block after a while of sitting around we think if we should just go to wendys which is like a mile away so we decided to do it so we went on the way my pussy friends is too heavy for him and he has to stash it in the dugout at school so were almost thier and it downpours it sucks were soaked we get thier eat and we see a teacher come in and she keeps lookin at us so when shes orderin we leave and decide to go to this kids house and skip the rest of the day and play video games or something and when we get to the back pack its soaked and were going to the kids house we cut through some back yards and were ten houses away when not a regular patrol cop but a sherrif pulls behind us i was like oh shit and we hear it slow down and the brakes squeal so we all were tryin to think of excuses but for some reason the cop makes a u turn and leaves on our way back too meet some kids the same car my mom has passes us , a school district car passes and shit it was scary and then we just got drunk and went to the football game but like 10 times we almost got stopped by people

RIDEblunt
 
So terrible I lost interest 3 senteces into it.

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three sentences? the whole thing is one sentence.

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^ haha iwas just gonnasay that... not a period or comma in that whole post

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haha true, he read it 3 times, but even that would be 1 sentence still.

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poorly written, the introduction was uninteresting and didnt grab my attention, the conclusion was abstract and didnt wrap up the story. plus there were comma splices and mispelled words, and fragmented sentances, all in all, i've been peer editing in english comp for way too long

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some '.'s and ','s might make that readable.

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alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
my friend skipped the last block of school to go skiing one day, which is fine by me except he had a math test that they gave him a zero on and because of that one test, he didnt meet the pre-requsite to go onto the next math. so hes taking the same one again. haha he basically messed up his high school senior year and probably college just for wanting to go skiing 2 hours early

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hey look, its tristan.
 
congratulations... would you like a prize?

no.. seriously... that was... wow... you rebel you! skipping school, drinking? what else? pre marital sex? TRESSPASSING! omg omg omg

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how were you almost stoped by people 10 times? they didnt stop and talk to you, infact it seems that they all just left you alone and let you go on your marry way. you are far to paranoid.

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In my school no one cares if you skip it's the second week in and i have skiped like 3 times ... sometimes they call home but no noe cres then also .. if a cop stoped and asked why i wast in school( non of his buisness anways ) i would just say i was walking home cuz i was sick . or say i had spare .. no biggie . teachers see us skip class all the time and they come and chat with us about music and the weather , skipping must be a big badd ass thing to do where you live lol .

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
hahahah, in college no one gives a shit. but if you miss shit, it's your own damn fault.

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so what was so bad about skipping school in that story other than the fact that you got soaked

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that was a horrible story.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
that was very gay

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i have so many skipping stories like 10 times worse. thats all i did the past 2 years.

sleeping disorders are so trendy!
 
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