Worst skiing experience

table_top08

table_top08

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For me it was when i hit this kinda small table on my first run of the day and hit it way to fast. i cleared the landing by a long way and it felt like i broke my shins. it sucked cuz i had to wait 8 hours for my ride to leave.

thats probably not nearly as bad as some of yours will be
 
umm, for me, it would be broad siding a tree after losing a edge, fractured wrist, fractered leg, stress fracture of the other..

another one would be another lost edge and going into a creek hitting a rock and enlarging my spleen and liver.

^both done in my instructor coat to^
 
Probably when I tried to jump a patch of rocks that I thought was about 20 feet, but turned out to be more like 40. Of course I popped harder as I noticed that and dug my ski into a rock, sending me headfirst into a patch of shale. That one felt great, it filled my pants with blood and I couldn't walk for three days.
 
yesterday i got cut off in line for a jump like right at the lip went up half the lip while trying to avoid hitting it and flew off the lip and i cant walk now, i bruiesed alot of shit neer my pelvis and thigh
 
most days skiing are good, even if they suck its still skiing. and the only days that suck are when friends get hurt .
 
i was hauling ass down a run and wasn't really paying attention to the snow and i drifted to the right side of the run. the right side=lots of moguls. i double ejected and did a few cartwheels and fucked myself up. got snow inside my goggles, helmet, coat, everything. i didn't break anything, but i had a headache for 3 days.
 
i popped onto a d-f-d rail and caught an edge on the flat, and nutted the down, knocking a big chunk out of my 2 front teeth at the same time.
 
I didn't commit halfway through a backflip. broke my collarbone and wrist. Dumbest thing ever. don't think i tried another backflip for about two years. I almost never attempt anything inverted now.
 
when i was really small(pizza, french fry steeze), and i had enough balls to try a black diamond. i ended up french frying when i was supposed to pizza. hit a field of moguls, double ejecting and cartwheeling occured. i had a baaad time
 
i have no idea how this happened, but we went skiing, go lost on the way to a mountain that is about 1 hr away, so it took about 1 hr 45 min, then we took a few runs, but the conditions blew you're dads cock, and then on the third run, my dad got motion sickness from the CHAIRLIFT! how the fuck does that happen?. well, he was sick for the rest of the day, and it was really really, shitty.
 
jerking off on the chair lift, jizzed on my skis, then my knob got stuck on the metal saftey bar as i was about to get off of the lift. the lifty had to pee on my wiener to get it unstuck. funny story actually. i have some pictures of the tragic event... moral of the story, dont jerk off in public and wet things stick to metal when its cold.
 
nut busting or a day when it was so sticky on the park that i couldn't get down the hill n had to take of my skis n walk... the midwest-what can u expect
 
wen i nut myself on kinks, once on a down flat down, once on a flat down flat, and once on a "multi angle battleship", so there are like 5 or 6 kinks in it and i fell on my nuts on the first kink, i was also going pretty fast, so then i did the whole rail with my nuts
 
hitting the pipe at mtn creek..was like 1st run of the night and i was checking to see how much speed i was gna need to get some good air out and i guess i hit it a lil fast, went way the fuck to high hit the knuckle and double ejected to the flat bottom..landing on my shoulder fracturing my humorous(upper arm bone) in the shoulder joint....sucked bad
 
hahahaha wow dude that was great...for me i hav a couple. i hit this little gap, bout 30-35 feet and popped wayy too hard off the jump and overshot the landing by about 15 feet. landed dead flat. almost blew my knees out. couldnt feel my legs for the rest of the day. and when i was skiing BC i hit something and did something and got a major concussion. felt like shit. i cant remember what i hit and what i did.
 
or when i jumped off this chairlift and fell, face first into about 6 inches of snow (Massachusetts) and blacked out. Hurt my face.
 
I was flying down Ripcord at Mt. Snow and my right ski popped off as I hit a bump. I fell head over heels down the rest of the slope in front of like 20 other people. Didn't get physically hurt to badly, but my ego was in pain.
 
Mine would be ripping through the rookie park in shit visibility conditions, popping the second lip (5 foot table) and landing, oh, lets say 32 feet to flat. Bruised shins, hit knee on chin, baad headache.
 
one time at copper my friend went accidentally into the wilderness, hiking through the trees for 4 hours, luckily found some road and hitchiked back. He wasnt back until 6. WE were scared as fuck
 
haha one time i tried skiing through mud and i was moving way too fast so my whole body flew forward and i almost did the most upring butter ever but the tips fell out from under me and i landed on my back with dirt in my mouth

not that bad all really
 
when the army guys on the lift busted me for weed, just cause i asked if i could smoke(they were off duty) i didnt light up and they detained me till the sheriff arrived...2 tickets and no runs later they lave me alone
 
hahaha that reminded me of another one. i did almost the same thing wtih my bro when we were probly 7 or 8. ended up having to sled down on my skis
 
I haven't had many bad experiences skiing. I guess the worst was when I was on a groomer just spinning around on the snow and i caught an edge and broke my collarbone...worse than the actual pain was being sidelined for a month, and of course the fact that I was the jackass who got hurt messing around on a groomer.

I also got a concussion last year when I was flying down this run early season and went over a knoll into a patch of rocks and was knocked out for 20 minutes. Concussions are kind of fun in retrospect though, because they don't hurt and you truly don't have a clue what the fuck is going on. I skied down and met the girl I was with, and was like "Have I seen you today...?" Good times.
 
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