Worst Skiing Accident Without Skiing

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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This one time I was going up the T-bar alone, not really paying attention, next thing I knew I was on my side sliding uphill and I couldn't let go of the T. So I let go of my hand holding my poles and the T snapped up and my pole cut my face. When I met up with my friends they said I was bleeding.

It was weird.

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Definetly the best I saw was at Northstar at Sick and Twisted Jibfest. This one guy was walking with his crew wearing his pimp T-hall all white w/ fuzzy hood fit, doin' his pimp strut and then he stepped on ice and got slammed on his ass, ruined the whole outfit in mud. It was classic.

 
lol^

i stepped down into a 2ft deep slush pool that was hidden by snow...that kidna sucked..but it was refreshing..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
i was walking to the shuttle in whistler when i hit a patch of ice my feet flew out from under me and my skis went flying through the air. when i picked them up there was a huge chip taken out of the base.

 
slipping on ice while in ski boots. never into mud though...

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i am very accident prone. i fall all the time walking around in ski boots. also once i was on the tbar and some idiot lost his snowboard, it was going down the tbar line and i wasnt looking, hit me in the shin. came pretty damn close to breaking my leg. i couldnt ski for a few days, i was pissed off cause it was early season training. also once going up metal stairs i tripped and slammed my skis onto a step, except with my hand in front of them. broke 2 fingers. oh and of course while tuning, there have been at least 4 cuts requiring stitches. and ive dripped flaming ptex onto my foot. not fun. yeah thats all i can think of , i'm sure there is much much more though.

 
alright heres a about my friend

our half pipe is made of dirt, and by march there is snow in the pipe but it drops 10 feet on each side onto rocks and mud, while my buddy was filming me i did a japan into the camera and he fell back and rolled off the edge, he fell the whole way down into a soft mud spot and got coated, i spent three hours cleaning the mud out of my camera speaker but it still works

 
the best thing to do in the lodge is like carry your shuit all poseurish and then fake slip and fall and drop all of your stuff. ITs so fun

Insane_skier:

Under my name It sais beginner.

I am very discouraged to the fact that the site adminster didn't look at my profile or ask before doing something like this. I may be new to this website but I have been skiing more then most of you.

PLEASE research or ask before making such assumptions like this one.

 
cut my finger on my ski edges if that counts at all?

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Haha the worse thing i cant think of is my firend fakieseven was carying a rail with me and other person. Well we all droped it expect him and cut the fuck out of his finger. HE didnt get to skis and i had to drive him to the ER latter.

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I was skiing at Jay Peak, and we had just come out of some glades on the far side of the mountain, so we took the T-bar up a little ways to catch a trail that would take us back to the tram. I wasn't paying attention, and trying to get the bar between my legs to I wouldn't have to hold on, and then the next thing I knew I was on the other side of the lift pole. The T-Bar stretched all the way out, and then gave my entire body a sling shot around the pole. I flew in the air over the entire t-bar trail, and landed in a bush right next to a large tree. It was one hell of a ride, but miraculously I just got a really good stretch out the the deal, my hamstring felt a little sore from it, but no injuries.

Skied the face chutes next run, it was sweet.

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It's Summer, and all I can think about is Snow, so cut me some slack
 
i was instructing this little kid and we were going up the tow rope. it was all fine then i heard a scream and when i look back her foot was tangeled around the rope and she was draged upsidedown by her foot. it was nuts i cant figure out how the hell she did it.

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oh man i was on the t bar at momentum, this was so embarrising, sarah burk and some1 else was behind me, and i was on alone, then i was going up fine, then outa no where at the top i slip, fall, and my pole gets cought on the t bar, it drags me up a bit, then my pole strap breaks, letting me just sit on the ground, i said i hit a bump or something

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ptexed my hand, and got my jacket caught in the rope on a nutcracker, went through the safety catch, which didnt work, had my arm go through a wheel and then it stopped a metre from the big wheel at the end. hurt and was damn scary, and that p tex scarred my hand

 
i was just like day dreaming on a t bar and then i hit a lift pole. and the t caught my jacket adn dragged me for a bit.

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i was sitting down after a few rails at the side of the run waiting for my friends and some little girl plowed into me. i pulled a muscle in my back and ended up missing some days and not being able to do much for some other days. she was like 8 so i didn't kill her, but she had salomon verse, so i was very tempted to.

 
I was skiing with my boss a few years ago in the terrain park and we were drinking, anyway we were getting on the lift and I wasnt paying attention just swinging my legs back and forth and BAM my skis stuck into a mound of snow under the chairlift and it drug me off the chair everyone laughed I thought it was pretty funny myself

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i was walking in ski bootsthen slipped on ice and hit my elbow then my skis came down from being like 6 feet in the air and they landed directly on my wrist and i couldnt move mmy wrist for like 10 min...i thought i was gonna have a gay person wrist

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lol^

i just remembered somthign else...at Dave murray this summer, there was this one snowboarder gug...4rd of 4th time snowboarding...anyways, he was going up with another snowboarder on the t-bar (the one that broke down a lot) and suddenly, the guy he's riding with's balance starts wavering....and he falls...the snowboarder guy, not really know what to do, ends up fallin too, except he falls straight onto the edge of the other guy...leaving him with a 2 inch deep, 3-4 inch wide cut below his knee....its was fuckin gory..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
we always slide down the rails on our butts on the tram house at cannon, and once i slide down, slide on the ice at the bottom, and slid into the door full speed, not too bad tho

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it's not really an injury, but it's godamn stupid. Those signs 'lift up your skis' at the top of the chair lift are meant for me. Once I wasn't paying attention, and I was talking to my friend and left my skis pointing down, of course the morons at the top put like a 1 ft straight wall befor eit slides down, so you really have to keep your skis pointed up.

one of my skis went straight into the wall and got stuck before i Could turn my leg. I truly tested the flex out of them cuz the chair kept moving forward and my ski stayed behind, it bent like a half circle and my bindings wouldnt let go.

The guy in the cabin wasn't paying attention and our chair was jammed and the chair behind us ran right into us. I figure I would get out and unjam my skis, but I forgot that when you lift the bar, ther back goes down, I ended up hitting one of the people behind us in the head. And my friend had to twist around and unsnap my binding.

Probably the dumbest thing Ive ever done

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My friend jon tried to impress some girls by sliding on the hardwood lodge floor, he slipped and landed on his ass so hard, the best part was he gave the girls a smug look before he did it. they laughed at him good.

 
Alright, so it had snowed like 2+ feet of fresh powder, school was cancelled, and the hill was opening at 1. As i get to my locker i unlock it, and then drop my glove. Not noticing my poles pointy part patruding out. So I bend over to pick up my glove and BOOM, i nail about a hair away from my eyes, and get completely dizzy..Next thing i know blood pouring down my face, and i end up at the ER, getting three stitches, bruised cornea, and a swollen eye.

 
i took my brother skiing for his first time without a teacher and we got off the lift and he skiied with it and the seat hit him in the back of the head and knocked him out. that was no good.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
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