Worst Skiier

weazelzb

weazelzb

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im bored as hell and i figure we have had favorite skiier threads why not have a least favorite skiier thread. and people will prolly come in here and say ' they r sooo much bettter than u can ski' but i know they can prolly ski better than i can so i dont give a fuck its a matter of opinion.

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

 
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dash longe defiantely... hes got 2 grabs a safety and inside safetyish... idk but he cant do much either.. who cant spin unnatural.. i can.. its hard but not that hard... but hes looks decent on rails...but he has perma-gorilla style

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or maybe me.

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ya i guess he's good on rails but he cant spin over a 540 and his grabs suck cock but i think if he made his bag of tricks bigger he could be pretty good

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

 
i saw some japanese guy talking shit on the core games or something saying how he was the best and stuff, he sucked and he was gay

Seize the carp
 
nuts to you GT rules...i'll have to say kent kreitler

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
Dash takes some getting used to. I didnt like him much, but then i realized he does every trick natural and unnatural, and he can do every grab in every spin up to 720. (was only 540, but he learned the 7 this year, and working on his 9). This year will be much better for him in his videos and gorrilla steeze.

I personally dont like Rex Thomas that much. The switch back is old. I also dont think that Heath Ordway should be on the Head pro team and DNA team. His section in Strike 3 was just embarrassing in my opinion.

no disrespect, just a personal opinion about skiing.

Spinks

'Are you high Spinks?'-Josh Bryant
 
mike nick isnt the worst, but he is my least favorite. i kinda get tired of all the liu kangs...

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
this thread is represents everything that is wrong with newschoolers.com, congratualtions.

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
I fully agree with alpentalik. Just more of a reason to say how much people don't like a skier. You guys don't realize that a lot of guys can do so much more than what their video section shows.

 
johnny did alot for the sport too dumbasses

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
seth is sick as hell....have u seen his shit in SM3

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
Louis Larose, he has a few good tricks, but most of the ones ive seen he was flailing all over the place. and in Playground when he skis that short pow line, he almost bails on practically every turn, hes terrible at just skiing, damn park rat

 
i think dash is def one of the most stylish ridaz around and as he gets a more diverse bag of tricks it might well happen that he becomes on of the top skiers

 
ha i forgot about louis larose i saw his segment in salad days he IS bad

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

 
for the kids who don't like dash... I read an article on him where he said he wanted to be able to be good at everything about the rotation (so like, he learned lots of stuff w/the 540) before moving on up... he just has a different way of going about things

 
that fat guy at the end of blunt or happy dayz or something. props to him for trying the wallride though.

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Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
 
^ hah that guy is hilarious at the end of happy dayz. he should def. be sponsered

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

 
wow, you guys all fucking suck man...how can you judge a rider from their film segment? how can you judge any of these....bitches, goddam...go fucking rollerblading or some shit, ger rid of your buttsex anxiety, shit.

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
the crazy thing is they are all getting paid to ski.. and none of us are.. so they are doing something right.. i dont know how you can judge them since they are all over the place skiing and we are sitting here..

'That's What I Love about highschool girls. As I get older they stay the same age.'

 
hey alpentalik wahts wrong w/ skating? It has certainly helped me with skiing, especially rails

collapsed lungs suck
 
i said jonny moseley wasnt as good as the other guys. Its true. He doesnt focus on newschool though. He spends time doing tv shows and skiing moguls. I know he did a lot for the sport. I'm wearing a hat from his website right now.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
i think alpentalik is having a bad day. But he is right, film segments can suck. Loius LaRose is actually pretty sick. You really have to go skiing with them to get an accurate perception of how they ski.

And to the dude that doesnt like Seth Morrison, that's cool, u can have an opinion. After skiing with him (actually, trying to keep up with him is a better way to describe it) i realized he is amazing. But that's my opinion.

l8a

Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
 
i think that it goes without saying that these guys are better than us. but that shouldnt keep us from critiquing their moves. do you think the judges at WSI could do a 1260? no. but they could still judge it.

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
thats an impossible question to answer, because theyre are so many degrees of suck

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::Viva la Resistance!::
 
louis larose sucks ass the fact that they showed him skiing powder like that was puthetic

my 8 year old brother rides pow way better than that and he oonly skis for 2 monhs every 2 years.

only other guy i think is shit is phil dion that guy sucks and has been using the other phils since the begining now he is ducked cause the other 2 phils are way better and are doing there own shit.

 
yes i am having a bad day...a weekend at whistler and then coming back to school generally doesn't make one happy....especially when i come back on ns.com to find shit like this...it just plain sucks.

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
i dont like josh loubek from the game, he blows

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erich kunz is by far the shittiest fucking skier i have ever seen in my life. that guy should be shot just to put him out of his fucking misery

AMA-RIP
 
i have an idea, i'll take a list of a bunch of skiers who are better than me and always will be, and then talk about how bad they are.

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ok, fine...ill be a hypocrit...kevin erwin, holy gosh knuckles jeese...hell, this guy can't even ski, he just breaks skis.

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
Alpentalik is right... everyone should stop trashing the pros... SHUT THE FUC UP!!!!

Mike D is the Man.. Rex is a fucking pimp, who is loyal to his sponsors even though he'd make more money with others... i also saw him at WSI this and last year and he is sick... oh, and he is a chill guy too. I don't hate any skiers, i just prefer some'style over others.

I don't like gorilla steez, but at least tanner tweaks his grabs and shit. Dash Longe and Pollard have super smooth style which i respect, but i think nothing but safetys is gay. Seth Morrison is a crazy good skiier, but hey i met him, and i don't like him as a person. Anybody who thinks that a certain pro sucks... can go get fucked by an Elephant.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
oh golly shucks guys. now i feel bad about making fun of the fat guy at the end of happy dayz. he's so much better than i'll ever be with his toothpick skis and jiggly jello goodness.

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Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
 
i once saw a pic of this skier Erich Kunz doing a mute off a cliff. he had no style at all and i bet hes not cool.

 
ryan spinks is fucking horrible. i skied with him last week, and he absolutly refused to try any jump. then he feel on a grommed run and broke seven ribs.

 
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