worst ski car ever

Sybek

Sybek

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Who here claims to have the worst ski car ever? I for one have the pleasure of owning an 88 civic with 400,000km on it. The wheels are supposed to fall off soon and the engine is starting to burn oil. I have a shit factory deck that wont even play tapes and I have a 'special method' of actually getting the drivers side door to lock. Other then that its a sick ride baby :P

I know dougs van is pretty hip, I wouldnt mind hearing the vitals on that one. Oh and btw, if u own a 2002 Bimmer with 18' rims, I dont care to hear about it. I wanna know the worst of the worst!

Seb

 
NICE. I have an 89 Civic Si. Runs great and just got a new paint job. Definately not the best ski car ever but when Harvey and I went up to Sauveur I took a wrong turn and ended up going up a hill with 2 inches of new snow and the civic was fine. I love that car

'...if it weren't for harvey we would all be in the freeze forum.'

 
84 mazda b2200(truck) two wheel drive rear wheel drive. just rolled over to 80,000 miles. replaced the alternator carborator clutch master and slave clutch cylinders and master brake cylinder. i have rolled it onto its side in a ditch so it has a red front quarter panel (goldish color the rest) and a big dent in the side of the bed(also from rolling it) drilled holes in the dent to pull it out. didn't work so it has 3 big holes in it now. and i have 'ghetto ride' spelled out in duct tape on the tail gate. there is a pic in my profile. worthless in snow and going up any hills. worste car ever

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
i dont have a car, thats worse than havin a shitty car even

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87 Plymouth Relient K. a nice relient automobile. wait no. 220,000 miles on it and it just died. topped out at about 70 mph. no heat, no ac, no exhaust for the last 6 months, power locks (that didnt work) but a killer system. probably replaced everything at least once. RIP K, RIP.

 
i use a 2002 GMC Jimmy and a 2001 Chevy Cavalier. They aren't mine, but I get to use them sometimes.

-Rapt0r
 
i had a 87 wrangler with 180k on it. it had a rusted out hole on the drivers side floor so big you could fit thru it. i decided to sell it so i took some tinfoil and put it over the hole and painted it black with that rubber undercoating stuff. the buyer never even check under the drivers side carpet;) before he bought it. i felt kinda bad, but then i figured i was just trying to teach him how to be a smarter consumer.

 
i skate around on sled dogs

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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
Oldsmobile 98. Its pink. Has a big backseat though.

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
84 volvo! rear wheel drive so it sucks in snow but its in good condition and has only like 180,000 on it. But i take my jeep skiing, i want to take the volvo just for the hell of it

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
I had a Lexus ES250, it did a kick ass job getting me to the resorts, now its a mazda MX3, its a pos. Its too small to put your skis in. I want to get an older short wheel base econoline van and make it 4wd, put like a 3 inch life on it and some knobby tires. Kinda like a molester van with style!

 
'88 volvo station wagon rear whell drive. 250,000 miles on it. We were a long ass way out in the county with my friends 3 foot bong when the timing belt broke going up hill so he we couldnt move at all and engine got all fucked up. Gas guage is in accurate so I never can tell just how much gas I have. Pretty shitty speakers too. Only good thing is tons of shit and people can fit pretty good in the car. The rear door doesnt latch though.

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this is not my car, its a friends, but it is a '79 honda i dont know what model and i dont think he does either, the name plate thingy on the back got knocked off, but is primary color is bondo, it is the BIGGEST piece of scheeeeeeeeeat ever.

'I put toilet paper on the corner of the door and then rubbed my ass on it.' Iannic B. on how he wiped his ass with two broken arms.
 
you guys are lucky you got cars you can put your skis in my lamborgini diablo has enough room for one of my mitts and my goggles. oh well just gonna hafta buy new stuff when I get to the mountain.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
1981 Ford babyblue colored Pickup with 175,000+ miles and holes. I can't even close any of the windows completely. It's a POS, good thing its not mine!!

'Give a man a picture and he'll be happy for a week. Give a man a woman and he'll ask for more pictures' - Erik Thorelli
 
2000 dodge dakota sport!

i got some sick ass KUMHO semi-mudders on that bitch!

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For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
I've got a 78 Datsun 120y for sale. Faded green color with large rust spots. No engine - but goes well down hill. $100 o.n.o

 
best ski car ever: Porsche Cayenne Turbo

450 hp

0-60 5.6

and its a fucking SUV!

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

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i got my license in august and now i have a 94 bronco with a 351 in it. eddie bauer ediction. mty dads old rig. i love it

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i've got a 1990 honoda civic with 250,000 miles on it. But it's got power windows. . .oh yeah, they go up with the touch of a button. that's fuckin style man.

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man , all ihave is a 2002 chevy tahoe, with 4wd and a flip down DVD player. i have it so terrible

 
We used to go up in a 94 ford escort that had 500,000 km on it.. the thing sounded and felt like it was going to fall apart and blow up at 110km/h. It was brutal.

Now Im crusin in a Chevy Impala.. watch out for the big stop lights.. they will blind you with there hugeness

Later
 
lol gotta love ski cars with no heat, i knew a dude who would drive up with his no heat jeta and he would have 3-4 candles lit up on his dashboard to keep the windshield from fogging up. if u ask me, that is some crazy shit

 
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