SteazyStoke
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Ok, here we go:
Basically the same thing has happened to me around 5 times (should really see someone about it).
The First:
I had just started once more talking to a girl that I really liked back in school, as we were now old enough I invited her up to the local pub for a drink and a chat. Skipping all the boring parts, we ended up at my mates house who's parents were away for the week. For some unknown reason to me we ventured into my friends mum and dads room. Now at this point i'd had a few drinks but not a lot. I was at the stage where your just horny as fuck! I was nailing this bird probably harder than I had done to anyone previously. After I came and went to the toilet to clean up. Turned on the light and looked down to see my dick covered in blood! I thought to myself "The bitch, she is fucking on and she didn't tell me" I cleaned up and soon discovered it was me that was bleeding not her (I had torn my banjo string, thats what we call it in the UK dont know about America but i'm sure you get what happened). I walked back in the room and said girl says to me "Matt I think we have a problem" I turn on the light and it looks like a slaughter house, literally it looked like i'd cut a goats neck in some sought of pagan sacrafice. So I swollowed my pride and went down stairs and told my friend I had just destroyed his mums best linen, to which he replied "oh, just stick them in the washing machine" Legend!
I was talking to the girl the other day and this story cropped up in conversation, I find it quite funny and so does she. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
The second:
So this was about a year ago while I am in Australia. Me and my 5 friends who I was travelling with all worked as fruit pickers until I realised I hated it and got a new job. Now my new job gave me a few days off in the week. So, one day im sitting in the common room when this smoking hottie walks past just in her bikini (i'm not even joking, she had the tightest little package, toned great bum the works) She goes and sits by the pool. After about an hour I finally pluck up the courage to go talk to her. It turns out she is German. Anyway a little bit of flirting and messing about turns into me getting pushed into the pool fully clothed. She hooks her legs round my waist and well....I do what any good sex pest does, I reach down the back of her bikini bottoms and start having a feel of that amazing ass. We end up getting out of the pool and sneak off to my room. We rip off each others clothes (well bikini) and jump into my top bunk. I start by giving a bit of oral, (the old tongue tornado and the triple shocker come into play) she then pulls me up to her face and flips me onto my back. She slowly starts kissing my chest then stomach until.....jackpot! She continues giving me head and massaging it with her hand at the same time, until she yanks down a little too hard. This time it stung a little bit but still wasn't as bad as I thought it would. My dick literally erupts into; well imagine a whale coming up for air in a sea of blood and he uses his blow hole to expel the excess water, that was like my dick. The girl is a bit taken back, but what happened next will live in my mind forever. She carried on giving me head! I'm not even kidding when I say this, the blood was dripping from the corner of her mouth. It started to drip onto her tits and stomach and she was rubbing it into herself. In all honesty, I let her carry on, in some sick way I was slightly turned on. I called my friends at work an told them I had a funny story for when they got back, but as they were bored they made me tell them over the phone. I could hear them choking down the phone probably close to throwing up. HAHA
You got to love travelling!
Basically the same thing has happened to me around 5 times (should really see someone about it).
The First:
I had just started once more talking to a girl that I really liked back in school, as we were now old enough I invited her up to the local pub for a drink and a chat. Skipping all the boring parts, we ended up at my mates house who's parents were away for the week. For some unknown reason to me we ventured into my friends mum and dads room. Now at this point i'd had a few drinks but not a lot. I was at the stage where your just horny as fuck! I was nailing this bird probably harder than I had done to anyone previously. After I came and went to the toilet to clean up. Turned on the light and looked down to see my dick covered in blood! I thought to myself "The bitch, she is fucking on and she didn't tell me" I cleaned up and soon discovered it was me that was bleeding not her (I had torn my banjo string, thats what we call it in the UK dont know about America but i'm sure you get what happened). I walked back in the room and said girl says to me "Matt I think we have a problem" I turn on the light and it looks like a slaughter house, literally it looked like i'd cut a goats neck in some sought of pagan sacrafice. So I swollowed my pride and went down stairs and told my friend I had just destroyed his mums best linen, to which he replied "oh, just stick them in the washing machine" Legend!
I was talking to the girl the other day and this story cropped up in conversation, I find it quite funny and so does she. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
The second:
So this was about a year ago while I am in Australia. Me and my 5 friends who I was travelling with all worked as fruit pickers until I realised I hated it and got a new job. Now my new job gave me a few days off in the week. So, one day im sitting in the common room when this smoking hottie walks past just in her bikini (i'm not even joking, she had the tightest little package, toned great bum the works) She goes and sits by the pool. After about an hour I finally pluck up the courage to go talk to her. It turns out she is German. Anyway a little bit of flirting and messing about turns into me getting pushed into the pool fully clothed. She hooks her legs round my waist and well....I do what any good sex pest does, I reach down the back of her bikini bottoms and start having a feel of that amazing ass. We end up getting out of the pool and sneak off to my room. We rip off each others clothes (well bikini) and jump into my top bunk. I start by giving a bit of oral, (the old tongue tornado and the triple shocker come into play) she then pulls me up to her face and flips me onto my back. She slowly starts kissing my chest then stomach until.....jackpot! She continues giving me head and massaging it with her hand at the same time, until she yanks down a little too hard. This time it stung a little bit but still wasn't as bad as I thought it would. My dick literally erupts into; well imagine a whale coming up for air in a sea of blood and he uses his blow hole to expel the excess water, that was like my dick. The girl is a bit taken back, but what happened next will live in my mind forever. She carried on giving me head! I'm not even kidding when I say this, the blood was dripping from the corner of her mouth. It started to drip onto her tits and stomach and she was rubbing it into herself. In all honesty, I let her carry on, in some sick way I was slightly turned on. I called my friends at work an told them I had a funny story for when they got back, but as they were bored they made me tell them over the phone. I could hear them choking down the phone probably close to throwing up. HAHA
You got to love travelling!
