Worst Prom Ever

Ok tonight is the night before my senior prom, and my date (who im hoping to bone) calls me up and tells me that her friend doesnt want to get a hotel room with us.

The original plan was for 6 people (3guys 3girls) to get 2 hotel rooms and we were gonna basically all gonna party and have sex, but then my dates friend said that since her boyfriend cant stay then she wasnt gonna stay, so instead of us having 2 rooms for 2 couples, now the other two girls dont want to ditch their friend so the three guys (one of them me) get fucked!

The worst part about this is that senior prom is tomorrow and i might end up having to go home after the dance! Im probably gonna end up drinking by myself and jacking off or something...
 
just be open to whatever happens man...dont start off the night with a shitty attitude, cuz then it really WILL suck.
 
Holy crap, i'm sick of people like you. Stupid horny high school males filling our world with illegit babys then ditching them and the girl. I hope she dumps your ass before you even get to prom. She is probably just going to have fun. Not so you can "bone" her.
 
I don't like your style punk. You have no respect for the ladys. You think it is just easy for them to get an abortion? Kids like you need to be spayed and neutered.
 
hahahaa i just got back from the junior prom, lets just say im still drunk and fingered my girl for quite a bit. Tommorow we are going down to the beach and she is "returning the favor" WOOOOOOT
 
ha aight i can do that with my bittie any time i want not drunk and yes what the other guy said hjs fucking suck
 
i bet you have a cold. why does whenever someone get a sore throat its automatically strep throat? is that just me or is it because its sounds cooler then a sore throat. and your cold is making your eyes a little blood shot. are you eyes pussing? then its not pink eye.

i don't know if just seems like "oh my throat hurts, its strep throat" i never had it but i know that if you had it, you would be in bed and not the computer

no offense to you i just picked up on this and pondered
 
Well buddy i went to the doctors and im on antibiotics and some eye medication, would he perscribe all that for a common cold and blood shot eyes?
 
yeah, you are stupid. you know nothing about it, he could have the worst case of strep throat possible. stop acting like you know everything about everyone and leave him alone.
 
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