worst pro skier alive.

haha mcgovern isnt the worst...hes the most dangerous. get your facts straight.

-Joel

'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
TonyMantana,

Is it so proper for irate comments like that? I mean really maybe we should all think about steppin it down a couple noches. give these guys a break.

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the funny thing is none of these ppl actully suck if u say em ripping at ur resort u'd turn ur head and stair

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atlanta ski i have a plan that will guarantee you millionaire status:

gather all your posts and compose an autobiography with a DVD enclosed showing your ski skilz. next, tour your book with the DVD as a comedy routine. shazam: you will be the next american idol; for the comedy routine anyway.

 
^ that is some funny shit

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Hahahahahaha, that was a great great post man. Good job!

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i cant agree more about brad holmes all he really cares about is his image and being hard or something like that. hes a fat washed up loser with body odor.

 
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brad holmes is sick, i like him. ask yourself this question though. if you were better than these pros, wouldn't you be a pro? well you would be, and because you're not a pro you're not better than them. a pro is considered a pro because they're great at what they do, that is why the term worst pro is an oximoron.

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just thought i'd throw in louis larose.. i just finished watching salad days(nice movie) and i noticed how queer his style was, it almost looked like it was forced or something.

 
ummm excuse me but why are we bashing on pros,come on people,these guys are what makes the ski industry and made the sport the way it is.If u wanna rag on someone ,go rag on a pro racer or something

lets go skiing
 
as i said before, louis larose does eat dick.

but saying that hibbert is the worst pro, trick wise, may be true. but we all love him becuase he has the funniest fucking falls in the biz

 
first of all louis larose isnt a pro skier, he skis for fun. and back in the day he could of schooled any pro on the jumps. he isnt even sponsored anymore and he only skis here in quebec with his freinds, hows can you say hes the worst pro. Some of you people have no fuckin clue of what your talking about. bitches

stoneham rprsnt

 
bigmac93, get the hell off of this site and go buy yourself a life. the only person who eats dicks here, is YOU.

stoneham rprsnt

 
How can anyone say there is someone who fits the profile of 'worst pro skiier'. Some guys have awesome days while others have extremely shitty days. I mean yeah some are better than others, but it's impossible to rank skiiers to find the worst one. In my opinion it's possible for any of those guys to beat each other on any given day.

As for Mike Wilson being the worst, how can any of you argue that shit he through down at the US open last year? I don't know if that trick has an offical name. Although I think Mike called it Misty 540 to Underflip. I'm not saying he's the best, simply that he knows how to throw down at times.

These guys are 10 times better than 95% of the people on this site. You guys really don't have to much room to be calling someone the worst.

Broken legs suck balls
 
every time someone makes a post regarding if a certain pro is bad there is always another person who gets defensive and says that person is ' A BAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU' i know you ^ didnt actually do that, its just people that do who drive me crazy. an outside observer can judge who is the worst of a set of superstars without being up to their skill levels. even the person who wins the 'worst pro' award is still agreed to be better than many of us, he just has the least skills of that vaunted group of men and women.

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Atlantaski ...your so gay.....I'm better than you...balblabla....Don't talk shit about Nicky. Did you win xgames in roller blade 2 times..Did your mother kill your father a the age of 9. Did you come on skis for the first time of your life at 17. Did you do a cork nine at your first jump. Shut your mouth punk ass bitch.

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shane szocs

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By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

 
bigmac93 and corkster, please leave.

hibbert made it to the xgames pipe 2004, and the world superpipe championships 2004. he placed 3rd in the wsi pipe in 2003. not only does he kill it in the pipe, but he slides the gnarliest of rails. i walk by the quad kink he did in strike 3 every day, and have even tried it, and i just shake my head at how insane it is. so if you say that hibbert is the worst pro skier, you are a newb who has only seen his section in forward and judged him based on it.

and szocs...? he isnt a real newschooler. he is a freeskier, hes really all about backcountry. of course younger guys can school him in the park, but as far as the bc goes, he's top notch. lose your park rat frame of mind, theres alot more to being a pro freeskier than just what is marked inbounds.

honestly guys, think before you type, or else you will make yourself look like an ignorant 12 year old n00b park rat, if that isnt what you already are.

-Joel

'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
rex thomas was good, he pulled a phil dion/evan raps and just dropped off hte face of hte earth...hahaha i love that gay ad of him sliding hte red rainbow rail in freeze his face looks so funny

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and rex, well he placed in the top 10 in the 2004 us open slope, and made it to the x-games slope 2004 as well, and got totally underscored by the judges. so no, he didnt fall off the face of the earth.

-Joel

'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
A lot of them look really shitty skiing BC. Sure once they hit a cliff or a jump they are absolutely amazing and styly in the air, but watch their approach. I can't think of anyone specifically right now, but some of them sit back and look crappy. Others, of course, have great form. Sometimes it just surprises me how bad they can look approaching the money shot.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
1) Kye haters go watch WSKI106 2) WHOever is talkin shit about Nicky Adams needs to step back and take a look at how much he actually skis and how much natural talent he has

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Im def. saying Holmes, the guy blows. Plus he looks like an ass when he tries to rap, the like the rap he had in the original ski movie. Guy sucks

 
whoever said jonny needs to die

SGB

'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

 
omar otte nigga is the scroniest nigga around and that nigga has the balls to front on niggaz i mean fo REAL niggaz

worst skier out there nigga thinks he a naasty nigga

NIGGAZ PLEASE i dont want non of dem fake ass niggaz front on us niggaz

 
who said mike wilson? ur retarded

tmorry-spokane needs to smoke some moore crack

taelor-i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.

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they are pro skier for a reason. they are all good and could ski better than most all of you. whoever made this thread is mean

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