hoodSlayer
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describe the worst party-fouls you've ever seen/been a part of
Worst party-fouls
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Alex_thedroog
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that is just disgusting
Barefootin_Fiend
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*Disclaimer* - this shit is nasty...
I'm at a party a few years ago and this dude takes some chick into a bedroom to get a little drunken freak on. Apparently he talks her into letting him get her in the ass. I'm assuming that he was extremely happy about her drunken willingness to take it in the pooper and didn't bother to search the dresser drawers, or under the bed, etc. for some KY. Instead he opts for the Ambacil (sp?) sitting on the night stand. (For those of you who don't know this stuff is some sort of numbing agent that you rub on your gums/teeth when you have a sore tooth.) He beats it up for a while...don't really know the specifics. What I do know is that this girl came running out of the bedroom and bolted for the bathroom. Since we were at a party there was obviously a nice little line for the shitter. This is rather unfortunate for the girl with the recently numbed ass. Before the bathroom could be vacated this chick proceeds to empty her colon onto the floor right outside the bathroom floor...in front of about 40(ish) people.....The owner of the house, or should I say tennant, threw this chick buck naked out on to the front lawn...then threw her clothes at her and told her to never come back. It was the most hilarious/disgusting things I've ever seen...
Cliff notes - ladies, don't let a guy substitute Ambacil (sp?) for KY if you're going to take it in the butt...you'll shit uncontrollably all over the floor.
I'm at a party a few years ago and this dude takes some chick into a bedroom to get a little drunken freak on. Apparently he talks her into letting him get her in the ass. I'm assuming that he was extremely happy about her drunken willingness to take it in the pooper and didn't bother to search the dresser drawers, or under the bed, etc. for some KY. Instead he opts for the Ambacil (sp?) sitting on the night stand. (For those of you who don't know this stuff is some sort of numbing agent that you rub on your gums/teeth when you have a sore tooth.) He beats it up for a while...don't really know the specifics. What I do know is that this girl came running out of the bedroom and bolted for the bathroom. Since we were at a party there was obviously a nice little line for the shitter. This is rather unfortunate for the girl with the recently numbed ass. Before the bathroom could be vacated this chick proceeds to empty her colon onto the floor right outside the bathroom floor...in front of about 40(ish) people.....The owner of the house, or should I say tennant, threw this chick buck naked out on to the front lawn...then threw her clothes at her and told her to never come back. It was the most hilarious/disgusting things I've ever seen...
Cliff notes - ladies, don't let a guy substitute Ambacil (sp?) for KY if you're going to take it in the butt...you'll shit uncontrollably all over the floor.
GhostfaceKillah
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one time a group of us were leaving a party en-route to another party and we met up with my friend who had a full 12 pack of Stella Artois which he had placed on the ground in the middle of the street when he was meeting/greeting our group. I was fucking smashed and thought it was just an empty box, so i ran up and punted it, smashing every bottle... my buddy wasnt too pleased
BASS_PRO_SHOP
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when someone spilled a beer, a friend visiting goes "PARTY FOUL!"
seriously whoever uses those words at any party should be thrown the fuck out. gayest saying ever.
seriously whoever uses those words at any party should be thrown the fuck out. gayest saying ever.
At this one, a wigger kid who is kind of notorious in my town for being "gangster" shows up at a party without an invite, goes directly into the basement, and punches a kid in the face while he's sleeping on the couch. He didn't even have the decency to wake him up first! After everybody got pissed and made the wigger leave, he came back with his "gang" who proceeded to shoot out the windows. My friend and I bolted just as the cops were pulling up to the house and am still suprised they didn't see us running because we were only like 20 feet away from them.
This next one didn't happen to me, since I don't go to sketchy parties, but here goes:
There was a party at some dudes house who is a loser enough to let a bunch of 15 year old kids come and drink at his house. Anyway, he has his infant son up stairs in his room behind a locked door, crying. Later, some beef goes on between a few kids because they are little punks and like to start fights whenever possible. The same wigger kid from the last story shows up, pulls out a gun, and shoots it up into the ceiling. Cops are called by neighbors, but nobody at the party realizes until they see cop cars outside, so everybody freaks out, and busts down the door of the infant's room and 50+ kids just stampede through and jump out the 2nd story window into a snowberm. Nobody was even looking after the baby.
At another, some girl drank waaay too much and started puking up blood. This party was in my ski town, which is a 40 minute drive away from Anchorage where the nearest ER is at. The road between the two towns is not up to state standard and is still only open because of crooked politicians (my mom is a state road engineer, so that is how I know this). Anyway, everybody is saying "shit shit this girl is going to die. What are we going to do?"
In the end, some kid who couldn't even walk strait ended up speeding down the snowy highway at 12:00 in the morning just to get this girl to the ER so that she didn't die.
And to end on a happy note:
My friend and I were at this one party and I accidentally somehow drew a picture of a unicorn raping a squirtle in his sketchbook. It was on the back of a page with a beautiful and intracite drawing he had done. Needless to say, he was pissed as hell and we ended up having a curling iron battle.
This next one didn't happen to me, since I don't go to sketchy parties, but here goes:
There was a party at some dudes house who is a loser enough to let a bunch of 15 year old kids come and drink at his house. Anyway, he has his infant son up stairs in his room behind a locked door, crying. Later, some beef goes on between a few kids because they are little punks and like to start fights whenever possible. The same wigger kid from the last story shows up, pulls out a gun, and shoots it up into the ceiling. Cops are called by neighbors, but nobody at the party realizes until they see cop cars outside, so everybody freaks out, and busts down the door of the infant's room and 50+ kids just stampede through and jump out the 2nd story window into a snowberm. Nobody was even looking after the baby.
At another, some girl drank waaay too much and started puking up blood. This party was in my ski town, which is a 40 minute drive away from Anchorage where the nearest ER is at. The road between the two towns is not up to state standard and is still only open because of crooked politicians (my mom is a state road engineer, so that is how I know this). Anyway, everybody is saying "shit shit this girl is going to die. What are we going to do?"
In the end, some kid who couldn't even walk strait ended up speeding down the snowy highway at 12:00 in the morning just to get this girl to the ER so that she didn't die.
And to end on a happy note:
My friend and I were at this one party and I accidentally somehow drew a picture of a unicorn raping a squirtle in his sketchbook. It was on the back of a page with a beautiful and intracite drawing he had done. Needless to say, he was pissed as hell and we ended up having a curling iron battle.
Justin.B
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One time i was at this huge house party. anyways one of my buddies get completely hammered. Gets naked and goes in the snow and starts making snow angels. Than he tries to get up, throws up everywhere, than passes out. We all started laughing, even though it really wasnt that funny. Anyways while he was passed out, we were all hammered we thought it would be funny if somebody threw a "yellow snowball" that they created them selves right in his mouth. So the guy wakes up, finds that he's had a piss ball in his mouth while he was passed out, tastes the piss, throws it at the guy that made it than throws up again. it was pretty funny, kinda disgusting though
[Rush_Dangers]
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ok so i got this story from my little bro about his buddy at college,
it was this kids 21st b-day and my bro and friends threw him a party, this kid(birthday boy) got totally shit faced, and he called this girl who he just met and was trying to get with, who was also having a party on the same night. so he went over to her place and they hooked up and both passed out in her room, with the door open,........
a little later someone going to the bathroom noticed(through the open door) the b-day boy get up in a drunken stupor and started pissing all over that chicks college books, laughed about it, and went to get a friend to show.
when they got back to the room they saw the birthday boy taking a fucking DUMP on this chicks bedroom floor!(no bullshit) now they ran to get someone who lived there, and all of a sudden the whole party heard this chick screaming like she was getting murdered, and she ran downstairs covered in a blanket, and as it turned out after he was done shitting on her floor must have fell over into it or something, because he tried to crawl back into bed with her (WITH SHIT ALL OVER HIS HANDS!)and snuggle or try to hook up again or some shit.
so now the whole party kicked this kid out of the house(only because he was way to hammered to beat up) with like half of his clothes and made him walk home, wasted and covered in shit. as they proceeded to take this girls bed, sheets,books out in the back yard and burned all of it in a large bonfire, in an effort to erase that horrible memory.
so the next day, the girls roommates call the b-day boys friend to go back to the house to get the rest of his clothes, he gets them, but not before the people at the house tell him the b-day boy should probably transfer to another school.
now heres the best part to me, after all that embarrassment (id probably commit suicide)this kid the next day after being ripped by all of his friends, still thinks that if he tells her hes sorry and takes her out to dinner everything will be ok, and she will wanna hook up again! lol
i can understand that this can be really hard to believe, but if you dont buy it i can get like 20 people to confirm this for you (on AIM), i would put other stories that ive witnessed personally, but nothing ive seen tops that, and all sounds similar to everyone else's stories on this thread.
it was this kids 21st b-day and my bro and friends threw him a party, this kid(birthday boy) got totally shit faced, and he called this girl who he just met and was trying to get with, who was also having a party on the same night. so he went over to her place and they hooked up and both passed out in her room, with the door open,........
a little later someone going to the bathroom noticed(through the open door) the b-day boy get up in a drunken stupor and started pissing all over that chicks college books, laughed about it, and went to get a friend to show.
when they got back to the room they saw the birthday boy taking a fucking DUMP on this chicks bedroom floor!(no bullshit) now they ran to get someone who lived there, and all of a sudden the whole party heard this chick screaming like she was getting murdered, and she ran downstairs covered in a blanket, and as it turned out after he was done shitting on her floor must have fell over into it or something, because he tried to crawl back into bed with her (WITH SHIT ALL OVER HIS HANDS!)and snuggle or try to hook up again or some shit.
so now the whole party kicked this kid out of the house(only because he was way to hammered to beat up) with like half of his clothes and made him walk home, wasted and covered in shit. as they proceeded to take this girls bed, sheets,books out in the back yard and burned all of it in a large bonfire, in an effort to erase that horrible memory.
so the next day, the girls roommates call the b-day boys friend to go back to the house to get the rest of his clothes, he gets them, but not before the people at the house tell him the b-day boy should probably transfer to another school.
now heres the best part to me, after all that embarrassment (id probably commit suicide)this kid the next day after being ripped by all of his friends, still thinks that if he tells her hes sorry and takes her out to dinner everything will be ok, and she will wanna hook up again! lol
i can understand that this can be really hard to believe, but if you dont buy it i can get like 20 people to confirm this for you (on AIM), i would put other stories that ive witnessed personally, but nothing ive seen tops that, and all sounds similar to everyone else's stories on this thread.
natedogg789435
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that is some funny ass shit