Worst park

Balbertt

Balbertt

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Okay ns, lets twist some stuff up here. Name the worst park in the East, and the West. They must be actual parks too. rate them on how they are maintained and the condition of the rails and such. Not just a really small park.
 
West coast- keystone

too many features to hit in one run so it can get confusing what to hit, and tiring by the time you make it to the bottom. The lips of the jumps and rails are too perfect so you don't get good practice for when you go to bad parks. The park crew maintains all the jumps and rails about 3 times a day so you have to wait sometimes while they groom the park to perfection.
 
I hope you are kidding about wondering about him wondering if that kid was kidding. We must go deeper!
 
Why make a thread just to hate on parks? Good or bad, it's the mountain's efforts to put a park together that make our sport go round. As long as your having fun, who cares?
 
i hope you are kidding about you hoping he is kidding about wondering about him wondering if that kid was kidding.
 
Terrible/small parks are awesome. Forces you to be creative and make the best of things. Some of my best days have come on the worst mountains/hills
 
i hopw you are kidding about you hoping he was kidding about you hoping he was kiiding about you hoping he is kidding about wondering about him if that kid was kidding
 
BOLTON VALLEY VERMONT.

broken valley never has their shit togeather. they have a hand full of rails and boxes but who ever is incharge of the park crew is the most stoned half ass manager ever. that place could have potential but they blow it every year. its not even fun to go anymore.

this is why the park sucks. at the beginning of the year they pushed hugeee mounds of snow they blew in to this mini park. and i was liek woah cool they can do alot of stuff with that snow. BUT NO they made huge decks and then set up one shitty rail on each. could have been jumps or somethign worth wile. those rails could have been better if set up on the ground. they put in a barrel jib but with liek a 15 foot in run. wtf.

ok so now they built there big park. they have liek 10 rails and boxes but instead of putting them in a long line so you get to try every one. they put them all side by side. because they dont want you having too much fun. so you have to make choices of what to hit. you get to hit liek 3 rails and then have to go up again. they have rails put up so far away from all the other features its liek you have to travle across the desert to hit a pos down rail then cut all the way back across the park not to miss the last feature.

they have a jump built with no lip desigined for a 30 foot table but its about a 15 foot table with the most mellow toe bangi8ng landing ever.

i go up there one day just to fuck around and they have the park closed because there was 6 inches of new snow. how unsafe better not let those kids ride the features.

oh yea and the park crew every morning goes up and puts flags in the corners of all the jumps on to the rails because 270's on are way too dangerous!

i hope somone who works there reads this. you guys are the shittest park crew ever. they should pay me for 1 day to desigin the park and manage the crew. id turn that place around
 
Thunder ridge ny. Place is terrible, growing up there was no park at all expect a down power line of the side of the trail. This was early 2000ish though still haven't changed things up much
 
Oh, good old thunder ridge. and by good I mean bad. Place is the biggest shithole ski area of all time. I used to ski there a lot when I was younger because it was so close. They had a park with one rail that was so rusty that so many sparks would fly you would think you were arc welding. Had some good times there though haha
 
you mean all of them?

haha actually the parks on HRM were both excellent today, and I even witnessed park crew people raking out the bomb-holes on the landings for once!
 
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