Worst morning after story

Obviously you've never woken up in a foreign country with your wallet missing not knowing what you did the night before and finding yourself handcuffed to the bedpost with little red bumps all over your lower region while coated in a sticky substance that appeared to resemble that of chocolate ice cream.
 
See, that's the thing... it's actually kind of a mix.. well, let's just say the doctors couldn't diagnose a specific virus.
 
haha, iv woke up in a burned out car before with two other guys and 3 empty bottles of rum, field parties are amazing.

ohh yeh and woke up in a girls tent at a festival and had no clothes, just 1 sock.
 
I remember one friday night drinking a 26er or scotch to my face, rolling a 9g blunt with 3 friends, and doing numerous other illict substances. Then we went to the liqour store and bought a bunch a 40s, and I don't remember too much after that. I woke up on sunday afternoon in a 4 star hotel in vancouver (we live in ontario). There was a wad with like 600 bucks in it on the coffe table. None of us remember what happened on saturday, but hey, I'm not complaining.
 
one morning i woke up at the back of the bus with a group of poeple yelling at me about something or other...

it was very confusing...

over the night i managed to get in a fight with some people over square dancing, lost my passport, pissed on my girlfriend while she was sleeping, and get kicked out of a trailer park party for being... well i don't know but apparnetly they didn't like whatever i was being - this is what i was being yelled at by the group of people...

it took me two days to figure out what they had told me.
 
fear and loathing in las vegas. So you got on a plane under the influence of many things and woke up in Vancouver from Ontario???
 
me and my bro went partying one night, i drank way too much. i dont remember how i got home but when i woke up i was covered in my own puke (it was all in my bed too). i looked at the clock, and realized that both me and my bro had to be at a lifeguard course like 15 minutes ago. we booked it over there and got ther ean hour late. both of us had really bad hangovers, and the thing was about 9 hours long. i had no breakfast and we ate lunch at like 12.

i got home and had to wash all my shit, then for some reason i threw my puke covered shirt in the wash and my mom found it later. i told her i got sick haha.
 
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