worst insturment eva!

dude, dont you be bashing on violins, bash on kazoos or something

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you come up with the violin as the worst insturment? followed by the french horn? wattt>?

you...um... okay.

i dont like the harpsichord.... since this thread is dead serious.

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When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
I really dislike the sound of the organ, blaagh

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Um... yeah, not the violin at all. Does the keyboard count? cause you can make some pretty godawful sounds with those.

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Bash on those annoying flute lollipops. THOSE THINGS SUCK!

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are you kidding me^. please tell me you aren't serious.

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aint nothing wrong with bluegrass...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
I hear bagpipes everyday, whenever im in town theres always some fucking idiot playing them and all the tourists stand around him giving him money...fucks with that!?

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^^thats how it goes with pretty much all string insturments as well... especially the violin. if its played well, theres not too many sounds i prefer, however, if im playing it... yikes.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
Anyone in here a fan of the meat flute? A good meat fluting is somthing to be admired.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
RECORDER... those things are hoorrrible... i dont even know if they deserve to be considered instruments

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xylaphone (sp?) fuckin doesn't even count as and instrument .... i mea c'mon that thing blows cock

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recorder def. or the armpit

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
armpit... wow that brings me back a while.. i like the saxaphone, unless your new a squeak really bad

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What?? Bagpipes are where it's at. I hear Jon's thinking about taking them up.

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bagpipes, they rape your ears

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Okay, how could you possibly say the violin is a bad instrument? If anything I'd say it's one of the best if not the best. First of all, it's the base of almost all of classical music which is some of the best, most well composed music there is. How could an instrument that is the route of vivaldi's four seasons be a bad one?

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bag pipes are the shit, dont ever diss em.

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^Hey, fuck you. You've just never heard it played right, obviously.

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Here I am

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benny goodman plays a mean clarinet..haha. Also, the piccalo flute, that is some horrible noise there.

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kinda off the subject but....is it just me or do all bag pipe songs sound the same?

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Ya, yellowcard has a sick chinese violin playa. The sickest instroment is the barry sax, in jazz music, the way the blues brothas play it.

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kenny g on the soprano sax blows.

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dude, soprano sax sucks altogther, its like a clarinet. U gotta get the big shit.

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Wow... this is like a bunch of kids who think skiing is ''what those guys in the tight suits do when the go around the flags in the olympics'' discussing our sport. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to sound like you do. Half this thread has been utter bullshit. No, the soprano sax does not suck any more than the Bari does, it depends on who's playing it. I know people who could make anyone on this forum sound like a deuschbag by comparison to them on sop sax. Same wth Bari, same with french horn, and sure as shit same with violin. Listen to paganini's 24th caprice as performed by Itzhak Perlman to get the idea. If you're going to hate on an instrument out of hand, you'd better have some sort of qualifications, or you're no better than the idiot snowboarders who come on here calling skiiers gate rapers and faggots.

And yeah... bagpipes are downright annoying.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
the liszt transcription of the 24th is every bit as good as the original... if not better.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
^Can't argue, not a violinist, I have no claims to expertise when it comes to paganini. I know three virtuosos, though, who might take issue with your claim. I've never heard a competent playing of it that I didn't enjoy, to be honest.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
well, there is always something about an original, but when it comes to transcribing for the piano, there was no one better than liszt.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
I won't debate the point, but certain pieces were simply made for a particular instrument. You can arrange the Weber concertino however you like for french horn, but you'll never be able to convince me it sounds better than the original. As the composer intended is always the best way to hear it, anything else is at best an interesting rendition.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
im going to have to say that the liszt transcritions are a bit more than just interesting peices... he and paganini were contemporaries... played recitals together i beleive... now that would have been a show to see.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
No kidding. It's too bad you can't see that kind of thing these days, but I spose I'll have to settle for the VSO and my friends' orchestras and ensembles. Which isn't bad, really... I mean, hey. Free tickets!

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
The recorder!!! Kids through grades 2-6 are forced to play it in Finland!!! IT FUCKING SUCKED! It's called the flute too I think, played from the other end, not from the side.

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common guys, all instrements a beutiful. (sarcasm meter 7)

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
^ i really really like that sarcasm meter thing at the end of your comment... (sarcasm 9)

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Hey, JD, fuck you, I play the Barry sax in the top band at my high school. And I dont have nething against clarinet, but I just don't really like the soprano sax. So don't tell me I don't have qualifications to talk about instroments. I been playing sax since 4th grade.

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