Worst/Funniest Bail Of The Season.

got hooked up at the end of a kink rail w/out a skirt underneath the rail...slammed into the ground...most people thought it was funny...i spent the next week in ICU

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
Some kids was having a 'worst fall constest', and one ended up having the worst fall. Ski patrol could even carry the bag of bloody snow.

-JMAN- High North Session 2
 
Hmmm... ok, 3 linked picnic tables, switch 180 on, I don't make the gap (only like 3 feet, I had NO speed, it was retarded) and catch one of my tips on the table. I face plant, slide all the way across the thing, and fall off the end. People on the lift are going 'OHHHHHHH!'

That's this season...Last season, it was the orange fence (flew a bit too far, bad setup). For all time, it'd be what I call the 'Tree incident'. Nuff said there.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
i forgot one...540...in air..my ski falls off at 270 and that turns into face plant but on video u cant see most of me hit the ground so theres just a big puff of snow

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
we have alot of bad falls on a step urban dubble kink i disatored to the flat my first try, o yea there was a wall like feetaway i hit alot.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
I was going for a slow smooth 180 over the big table at our park and caught an edge while taking off and sent my balance backwards and I got the 180 but was laying on my back in the air, which is also the position I landed in, with a side-order of whiplash.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
i went off this 60 foot table and i spun a 7 and in the middle of my spin both my legs fell off, due to acute leporacy, and i landed on my torso and squashed my nuts, that fucking blew. on impacted both arms ripped off, it was a true yardsale. i've got footy of it if anyone can handle it.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
10ft disaster to a box, I purposley kicked off my skis in the air and tried to land on only my boots, I did, but when things went wrong is when I tried to jump off, half a linclon loop to my head.

 
^i can picture thata....thats awesome

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
i tried to do christ air 270 diaster onto a flat down too, my balls didn't go back to normal until 3 months after teh crash. i got the crusafix position and everything i just couldn't get my skis back on and i totally nutted myself i only got around 180.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
Max has a good one

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Life sucks, get a fucking helmet

-Denis Leary
 
give me a couple of days and ill post the winner, fo shizzle.

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
haha, my friend, (xtremeski_nz) went for a front flip, didn't commit, and kinda went q quarter way around, then back out, it was so funny from above the jump, all you could see were his skis out like a v \ / and ROOOOSSSIGNOLLL

going down in the air.. so funny, had to be there though.

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
Coulple years ago, we built this big ass booter that was supposed to lauch you between two trees about 20' away, I had to guinea pig it, managed to break a branch about 3' in diameter off with my head.

Worst thing was that nobody helped me cause they would have to hike back out

 
yeah this one wasnt exactly a bad fall but i was skiing with my friend who is crappy in vail and there was this little cliff at the end of a tree rund, prolly only 5 feet or so, and he goes off it and yells cliff master and just double eject face plants and slides across a groomer on his face for about 20 feet under the lift

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
I watched a dude dual eject himself at the top of a 20 ft'er with ice and rocks below at Park City last year.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
my friend nutted our 8 foot tall wallride right in the middle so he had to like push himself 8 feet to the end of it- funny stuff

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horrible aim? I beg to differ, I could piss in a mouses retina if I had to...

-Sharpie69

 
um... going for a 9 or 10 and realized i had too much speed on the takeoff, slowed my rotation a bunch and got 720 before the flattest impact to my side. I was fine.

cased a 70ft table by about 2ft and my knee slammed my face giving me a black eye... but i was still going forward and figured i had enuf speed for the next hit... went 540x to another case and bail... i was beaten but not out (actually on the same run higher up I went for a tail grab to a delayed 180... i made it to 90 and slammed my head on hard eastcoast pack, stupid).

however my worst tore my ACL, sprained my MCL, gave me bad bone bruising and might have torn some cartiledge (i'll find out after surgery :)... ironically on the same hit that gave me a black eye, though constructed a little differently, I came around from a 3 tail thinking i was going to case the table and was leaning way back... i drifted further than I anticipated and tried to land on only my right twig, backseat. I wanted to land so I could go for the next hit that I stomped the best nine of my life on earlier that day...

I also put a tooth deep into my upper inner lip once again coming down from a 3 tail but off a tow in jump going 35 mph and landing more upslope than down (but it was powder). the shitty thing about that was that I was training bartending for the first time ever 1hr from when I started bleeding.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
crashing is fun.

it's definitly worth it for only getting hurt bad enuf for a red sled once in 22 years of my age.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
skiing up to this 40 foot cliff and perched myself on a rock right at the edge that i couldn't see because of all the sluff. i ended up having to dive forward and land right on my face.

 
backseat on a 360, i landed on my head and saw stars for the first time in my life. then i made the snow bloody in a small area.

 
this one was funny

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my worst bail ever though was on some whale backs where i fractured my pelvis in 3 places and got internal bleeding. that one kinda sucked

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
how ever did you do that?

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
do you have a negative 48730742348 din?

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
mine was a series of crashes which happend a few days ago. decided it was last day of skiing and decided to try a 180 over big air 13 times... landed two of em' thou so it was worth it. oh and it is my second year ever hitting jumps so im pretty prowd of thrashing myself.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
i think mine would be trying to hop up a rail just shorter then me, but going up with one ski grind half way across the straight part falling hitting my ribs and then falling over on my head, thank god for helmets

 
12-15 foot pipe hit. decked out, fell head first into pipe (18 foot walls) concussion, fukt, shoulder. exact same fall i had last season that landed me with a FAR more serious concussion and torn tennons in my shoulder. cept on the left wall not the right this time.

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--KAW RAW--

--DEFY SKEEZ--

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
hahaha

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
 
if you read way back up there^ there is a comment about the best crash contest. there were two kids that decided to try this novel idea and one kid ended up in the hospitial. he was bleeding mass from his face because he nailed it on the kink part of the kink rail. it was a mess, but the best part was none of his friends helped him, they just stood there and tried to film it while the kid bled his face out. they said it would be on real tv.

 
mine was going off moguls and then doing like a cork 3 and all my stuff came off. my ski fell of in mid air.

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
one time i was rolling down our hill after building an igloo from a mound of snowmaking snow and my shoulder got stuck in a foot hole in the snow and there was a loud pop that some guys heard from 30 feet away. i ended up with an acromioclavicular separation. it was pretty fun. last week i broke my tailbone by landing on my binding. that was fun too.

'IS IT DEAD??'

-Rocco, The Boondock Saints
 
i got hooked up with my ski at the end of this rail...slammed me right into the ground..internal bleeding

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
not the very end..where the last support meets the rail

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
yeah, i was trying to double some rollers that were about 20 ft apart and it was a warm day so they were all rutted and crappy, but i didint know, so i went in a tuck from the top, hit the first one and it threw me way off balance but and i crashed into the next one with my face, i fractured my cheek bone

women have the best DNA but 20 seconds later they spit it out
 
yo thats what happend to me^ if ur david then i have had the same crash as a pro. i feel special. but i broke my hip so i tink i beat u. god im drunk

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
Didn't hurt or anything but was funny -- Me & 2 friends were skiing in the backcountry in this snow with a HUGE crust. It was so hard to ski, 1/2 the time we were actually not breaking through the crust. There was super dense fog so I couldn't see where I was going and there was a little dip and then a steep bump in front of me (which I couldn't see), and my skis cut into it and got stuck under the crust and shot me into a full-fledged face plant into crust.

Another one -- I was going up the T-bar, yes, the T-bar, when the next thing I knew a ski got stuck in a rut and I was going fakie, then my poles got stuck on the T and I let go, fell backwards, one pole shot about 10 feet into the air while cutting my face. Classy.

Yet another -- I went to hit a C-box with my pow skis on, went real slow cause i'd never hit it before, i was having binding troubles that day and my ski popped off when it knicked the box which sent me into a body slide on the box.

Last one -- My friend, who's really big, hit a hip in the backcountry and... because he can't land much in the powder (he leans forward) he leaned forward as usual and didn't move a muscle the entire time but caught his tips into the snow and faceplanted. Then looked up with a snowy face and said 'ouch'.

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
^u reminded me of one..the same day i crashed on the kink..me and my 2 friends were going down throw snowballs at each other,and i had one to throw and i still had my pole hangin around my wrist..i throw it miss and my pole comes down and hooks up in my binding somehow..i eject instant front flip and landed in a perfect sitting position and slid down a ways

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'--Jib_This

 
landed off jump, planted pole in the ground, face into pole, teeth through lip, blood

went too big off 45' table, over-rotated a 180, landed 270, ski came off, fell onto ski (luckily it was the edge of the ski) on my hip, massive contusion

 
All I got is the time I landed and kneed myself in the chin so hard that it broke my molar in half...I keep the broken off half in my wallet

-a.k.a. The Flyin' Hawaiian

-Go Huck Yourself

-Friends don't let friends jib and jive.
 
Heaps of snow last year at my resort, i was on the side of a hill under a chair lift, Hit a jump on the wall got my pole cought in the chair lift seat and got dragged in the air for a bit until my ske pole basket broke and i fell. The whole chair pissed them self. Not really worst stack but pretty stupid.

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'If your not living on the edge youre taking up to much sapce'
 
over rotated 60 foot backflip. good shit.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
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