Worst feeling ever? (pooping thread)

Mavrck

Mavrck

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When you have a seat on the thrown and fire a log out no probs tthan you just sit there squeezing and grunting and no matter how much effort you put in there somethin still in there and its not coming out. You have to make the decision to wait it out 20 min. or just pick up your trousers and feel uncomfortable until later in the day when you can finish it off.

Sitting down ready to empty yourself and having to get up only half empty just shakes a man to his core.
 
Just hold your poops in till your butthole is about to explode. This will prevent your problem guaranteed.
 
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH TAKING IT IN THE ASS????!!!!!!! jk

but yeah that feeling sucks. i was climbing the grand teton, and when we got up to the climbers hut, we got these waste bag things and we weren't allowed to pee in them but we could poop in them, so i had to go outside of the outhouse and piss then come back in and shit but it just wasn't the same. it's so damn hard to piss without pooping if pooping is your primary objective. spent the rest of that 2 day trip prairie dogging. shit sucked.
 
even worse... being loaded up on perks, viks, dilauded for weeks in th ehospital and trying to take youre first poop in about 2-3 weeks imagine trying to get that out ha.
 
rockhard poops the size of a small child's head are the worst, it feels like giving birth through your anus ...
 
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