Worst drunk story ever!!!

*Neil

*Neil

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So it was my friend stefans b-day and we went to a bar. 80bucks later from my pocket, and hundreds of dollers later from everyones pocket but the b-day boys i was smashed off my ass. anyway i remeber getting in my friends car to go home, then i cant remeber shit. my friends told me when i got home i randomly took off my close then i watched tv with them for a while in my boxers and a shirt. then once i left the basment to go to my room i dont no what happend cuz i stil cant remeber this and they stayed in the basment.

all i know is after i left the basmentbut the next thing i remeber is being totaly naked in my parents closet in there room and my dad was knocking on the dooor. I was so smashed i didnt no what to do so i held the door shut and responded to his question of 'are u in there?' with the anser 'no'... not wanting him to see me naked i quickly went through my moms wore drobe in the closet putting on the 1st peace of clothing that would cover my balls, one of her dresses.... i opend the dooor and remeber running away i guess to my rooom, but i cant remeber what happend after i started to run out of my parents room. Anyway the next morning i wope up in a dress with puke all over my bedroom floor. At 1st i thought it was a dream but then i noticed i had a dress on. Ya i am quiting drinking now...

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hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahahah..........ha

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's one of the best stories i've heard in a while

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haha didnt expect it to be such a good story but u were right, that is the worst thing that could happen wen youre drunk

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my parents made fun of me when my friends were there.. but then when i was alone my mom just said she was worried about me cuz it wasnt the 1st time stuff liked this happend, and that i should take care of my self... thats preaty much it

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That's fuckin' awsome man. Not a good enough reason to quit drinking, but fuckin' awsome.

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hahahahahahhhahahahahaha, fucking awesome.

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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

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hahahahahahhaha that's great

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well, now that your parents dont love you anymore i bet you feel sad... or not

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

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ahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhhhaahahaha

'Son, are you in there????'

'......NO!'

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hahahahahahahahahaha, yay! you made me laugh!

i can't believe you said no to your dad! how sad!

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so that wasnt the first time you wore your moms prom dress?

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ive had nightmares like that, minus the dress. im usually pretty smart when im drunk though

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funny shit son.

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s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
hahah.. awesome, next time, get even MORE trashed, and have your friends videotape it all, and send it to Americas most funniest videos on ABC!!!

Your parents are probably more worried about your cross dressing obsession than you drinking too much.

-Pat

 
Jesus, I thought my dads friend blowing a few hundred quid on his CC was bad, but that is really humiliating aswell. Nice one.

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Ahh well I had nothing else to put
 
'my dads friend blowing a few hundred quid on his CC was bad'

^what the hells that mean?

-Pat

 
^ that's exactly what i as just thinking P-Jo

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!~pain is weakness leaving the body~

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it means he was just checkin the uhh endline on the uhh rotary gerder...yeah im retarded

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i don't get it

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.- GhostDragon
 
whos your favorite little rascle? is it alfalfa... or is it spanky? hehe, sinner.

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this dude will make you drink.

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Benjamin Franklin.

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hahhaah dude thats killer..last time i got drunk it was at my exgirlfriends xmas party and i ended up cleaning her kitchen for no apparent reason...

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P-Jo, I mean he got drunk and ran up a few hundred pounds (its like money, only English) on his credit card (quid=pound, cc= Credit card)

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Ahh well I had nothing else to put
 
hahaha, i get it. dude, you have to speak american skier in order for us to understand you.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.- GhostDragon
 
hahahahahha, thats really funny. what did your parents say in the morning?

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eeeem, did the dress make u look fat?

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^right on dude

'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me

'i went to most of my college classes stoned, took most of my tests stoned, and wrote just about all of my papers stoned. i graduate in december with higher than a 3.0 GPA from a major university, and if i was going to my graduation ceremony, i'd be stoned. but instead of wasting my time there, i'll probably be at one of the seven ski resorts i have a pass to, and i'll probably be stoned. i was also stoned when i got both of my ski passes. i can afford two passes becausehave a job. where i can get stoned at any time. plus i can make enough money that i only need to work three days a week, leaving more time to ski and get stoned.'
 
Hahahahaha nice one dude. Sounds like your rents are pretty chill with you drinking.

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ahahhaahahah, that's the hardest i've laughed since wisdom teeth & constipation............

aaaahaha, i can just see it......

'boy, you in there!??!'

'ugghhhh, NO.'

'ummmmm, yeah, can you come out of there?'

and out comes neil running in a nowhere-near-straightline for his room in a dress........

BAAAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!

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not a drunk story but close...these guys in college that r friends with a friend of mine were saving up their money to go someplace cool for spring break but it turned out they didnt have quite enough money...so they spent EVERY BIT of the money on drugs, so they did all of it in one day and theyre tripping hard on just about everything they had..so they get some fast food and drive around, now they see a yard filled with lawn gnomes so they decide to steal one and they drive off with it, so the girl in the group turns around and says 'whooaa...the lawn gnome is eating the french fries' and they just like shrug it off, 5 minutes later she says 'im not joking..the fucking lawn gnome is eating the french fries'...so they pull over and all look back and it turns out it wasnt a lawn gnome..it was a 4 year old black girl...so now they forgot where they got her so they took her back to the fast food place and called 911 and left her there

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