Worst driving while drunk incident?

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My worst happened after a friend's 21st. We were at the bar until like 2AM, then all i remember is a faint memory of driving on the road (its all back roads) then puking in my toilet at home. It's wierd how that happens. THe worst I know of happened to my cousin. We went to a house party at OSU and just got plastered, and then his girlfriend called and wanted him over. So he got in his car and drove there, about a half hr drive on suburb roads. He said he had to stop twice to puke his guts out then get back in the car. And once my friends and I at a shitload of mushrooms and smoked way too much ganj and then drove to portland to see a concert at like 10pm. It was a cool drive with all the lights and shit out at night.

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this girl i know, she was driving drunk one night, which she does every night, DUMB BITCH. well one night she ran a stop sign, and drove off the road and drove over a huge rock, well it pushed her radaitor back into her car, a 2004 BMW X5 and she just kept driving, fucking dumb bitch cause like 10 grand worth of damage

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Shit, thats bad when you don't remember driving. I've done that too many times driving through our whole town which is basically cop country, and a journey to my house.

One of my friends last friday was driving drunk and a cop flipped on his lights. So this dude has a fast car and trys to outrun the cop and turns down this deadend street and runs into railroad tracks totalling his new car. A different friend totalled his car on the same railroad tracks.

patj
 
I never drive drunk... if I have too much beer in me I don't do it, there's too much risk of doing something retarded plus the shitty no-tolerance WA laws would rape me if I got caught... so not worth it.

The worst condition I've ever driven in was coming down from my local mountain, I'd gotten a migraine up there, which is basically the most painful headache you can imagine... I had to drive 100 miles drifting in and out of consciousness, and I stopped to throw up on the road twice. Not fun.

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yea i rarely drive drunk and if i do i'm not shit faced. i think i've drove home pretty drunk once, and it sucked cuz i was all paranoid. that's definately not a good habbit to pursue.

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if you guys forget driveing when your drunk, before you start partying or... depresion drink, lock your weel with those weel lockers, to many people die from driving drunk

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I've got a picture for anyone who even thinks about driving drunk. When I get my scanner working I'll post.

I almost killed 3 friends and myself one night after downing a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and a few Sammy Smith bombers.

A guardrail trough my hood and windshield and out the sunroof just missing my head and the front seat passengers head will change your life. My drunk as thought I could drive in blizzard conditions while Schmammerd. So I proceeded to drive of a bridge into a creek. I got sooooooooooo lucky to get out of the whole thing with a 'Leaving the Scene of an Accident Charge'. But, more important that that was no one was seriously hurt. Just a few bumps, bruises, a broken collar bone and nose. I didn't want to get out of bed for 3 days I felt so bad. Not physically bad, but mentally I was so frazzled and scared to death. I went to court a few months later with a good lawyer and my dad. The state trooper was cooler than cool and dropped all charges as long as my insurance paid for the bridge.

So think of this story when you want to drive drunk.

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anyone who drives drunk is a fucking retard.

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Yea I kno whoever would make a post like this is fucked up I lost a roomate and a friend first month of my frosh year in college and he was a big skier if thats even worth mentioning. Fuck you dont ever drive drunk man.

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isn't it great when you don't remember the drive home and it seems like your car has auto-pilot?

NO! idiots.

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to all you people who drive drunk- suck my balls. that's just not cool. midwest rep you suck even more because you made a thread trying to show how 'cool' you are when really you're just a fuckin dumbass. not only will you die drunk driving, but you'll probably end up killing somebody else's innocent life as well. why don't you think before you do stupid shit like that?

 
its drunk drivers like you guys that give the pros like me a bad name...

really i try not to drive when im 'drunk' but i have. nothing real bad has happened.

 
Wow this is a stupid thread. Three kids (note they were seniors, almost done with highschool, about to go to college and actually have a future) from my town and a father (who had kids) died from a drunk driving incident. The details of the accident are grusome and I really don't feel like explaining it.

So yea in closing, drunk driving is stupid as fuck.

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The point of the thread wasn't so all you punks could say how drunk driving is bad, everyone fukin knows that... its to say your worst experience with it, and then look back and regret it or realize it was bad idea.

patj
 
your a fuckin idiot for drinking and driving nuff said...

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I was at a firends house and i had like 7 beers. i had to run up to borders to get some books for school. i get pulled over on the highway and sobriety tested. i pass, but they search my car and find some beers. i get arrested and breathalized and get a DUI.

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theres really no excuse or reason to get behind the wheel of a car if you know your drunk..shit like that pisses me off..im not trying to sound righteous or anything..but cmon..nobody needs to go somewhere THAT BAD

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my friends brother was drinkin and stoned and he had 3 other people in the car with him... they crashed he killed 2 of em and the other is fucked up and he went through the windshield and got caught in a fence and was in a coma for a few days he came out of it and now he has to go to jail because he was a dumbass and on top of that he killed 2 of his friends...

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who ever has done this is a fuckin idiot and deserves to be shot... cause you can kill yourself and other people... driving with a very small amount of alcohol in your blood is ok but driving after you've had like 7 beers isnt ok its just stupid

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yeah what kind of a dumbass drinks a drives...really...how stupid can you be

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O M G...7 beers?! Just know your limits, you know if you are drunk and if you aren't. Not that hard.

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Who drives drunk? It's incredibly stupid.

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uh...I wasn't looking for a lecture here. You think I don't know its bad? Don't preach to me, assholes. 3 years ago a friend of mine, who was like a brother to my best friend, killed himself in a drunk driving incident. I wasn't trying to be cool, I was just asking to here anyone else's unfortunate drunk driving incidents. Sometimes it happens, for whatever reasons. I don't do it ever on purpose, but that 1 or 2 times it has happened, I wasn't bragging, just asking if anyone else had similar drunk driving stories. Damn.

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This one time, I heard this guy was driving drunk and he hit a car and killed a whole family. It was soo cool.

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Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

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Don't drive drunk you idiots, that is the most retarded thing I can think of.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
You don't know me if you think I'm drunk off of 7 beers.

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yeah man your so badass, i wish i was an alchoholic so i was a super heavyweight too

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so if you chug 7 beers you wont get drunk? wow your fucked up... and im talking about canadian beer like 5%

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people get in fuckin accidents when there not drunk the chance of you gettin in an accident after you've drank alot is like 80%

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man your an asshole....driving while drunk or high is soo bad....your putting your own life on the line and especially the other drivers on the roads lives in danger

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I drank a bottle of vodka one night at our little hangout spot in the woods one fine friday evening. I thought it would be a safe drive home since it was all backroads (safe as in dui safe not life safe) and I got home and there was a black kid passed out in the back of my car. I didnt even wake him up I just went inside and went to sleep

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well i am a professional drunk driver sponsered by PBR, but this one little bitch i went to high school with got plastered and nailed a pedestrian then got out of her car and ran, so she had a DUI, hit and run and the pedestrian is in the hospital in critical condition, im hoping she gets raped in prison

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only complete fucking idiots drive drunk. How stupid is that? I swear to God if any fuckin drunk driver ever killed anyone that I knew, I would beat their fucking ass to death. drink responsibly and know your limits. IF Your too drunk to see straight, don't drive!!!

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fuck that. ill drink a case and drive. if you get hurt, it's your fault. you got in my way, bitch.

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'im a good drunk driver'

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drunk driving is so fucking stupid, my friends brother in law drove drunk to work at like, 5 in the morning, hit a telephone pole and wrapped his truck around it. he was so close to dying and was in the hospital for like, 2 months and he has two babies

*Laura*

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ok so i was drunk the other night and me and a friend were driving back to my house ( my girlfriend had been driving all night so its not like i had been doing much drunk driving)..and then bam i look in the rear view and i cop pulls me over. so he asks for liscence and reg and i asked him what i did wrong. he said your headlight is out. so i said ' can i get out and look at it' becuase i thought he was fucking with me, but then i get out and sure enough it is out. he most have then assumed i was sober or something and then he just let me go. scariest moment of my driving life.

w.m.h
 
Driving high is fun as shit, if you get lifted and drive you know what I mean. Drunk driving isn't smart though.

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cop pulled us over. all but the driver ran. i was the only one who didn't get caught/ratted out. i ended up on the roof a convience store, and i fell off into a bush.

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one time i did cocaine and acid and shrooms and then i went driving and then i hit a wall and now i cant walk

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i dont drink and drive anymore, but I have a few times. THere was one incedent that I had to leave a hip hop show because i felt like i was going to puke. I was at a stop light and puked on myself as i was trying to puke out the window

 
i was a seasoned drunk driving pro. its jerks on amatuer nights (st pats day etc) that put the screws to every drunk driver who doesnt crash. cool drunk driving story: friend shawns birfday. he turned 21. there was a bar a block from my house. we went there, got shitty, i walked home. i was sitting on the porch and heard shawn and his brother leave the bar and get into their car. they got pulled over halfway there, his brother was driving. they said/pointed where they were going and the cop told shawn to come over to the house. he fell down like 5 times on his way. the cop started writing a ticket that shawns brother puked on. the cop was laughing his ass of by now, completely over it. shawn walked back to the cop 5 or 6 times to explain the occasion, each time the cop walked him back to my yard and told him to stay there. the cop wrote out a ticket as a birthday present to shawn, it was a drunk in public for his brother that says 'let it be noted that this incident was concurrent with the anniversary of mr. blooms brothers birth'. that ticket is still on shawns fridge

 
HOLD UP, i just rememberd what my ex bf, cody, did while drunk. he took his old like steele pick up, and went around with this other kid mike finlay, to all the school parking losts at like 1 in the morning, and vandalized 21 cars, demolished 4 of them. they rammed the other cars into cement blocks and like drove over them, it was insane. yea then a month later he burned down a hotel, and is in jail for 3 years, so i think that wins for worst driving while drunk incident...

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
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