WORST DAY EVER

00_Koda

00_Koda

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so ive been doing nothing for the past couple days and i want to have a friend over to ski some i go and ask my mom and she flips i go "im sry i didnt say good morning" she crazy im like what did i do and im thinking all the shit she might have found out but theres nothing. she comes in my room and goes YOU CANT EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN MOTHERS BIRTHDAY instantly im in shock i couldn't even think to my self how could i forget this day the day to calibrate why i have my mom im in shock tell me what to do i need something better then perfect to do for her what do i do forgive me if if doesn't make sense im devastated in myself
 
go buy her something nice?

that's probably not what she wants though, so just be like "ok mom, i'm honestly really sorry i forgot, i was thinking about other stuff..." etc
 
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you need to calibrate why you have a mom? how do you even go about calibrating that?

your mom needs a chill pill. people forget birthdays all the time, it's not like you woke up that morning and thought "i hate my mom i don't care about her birthday i'm going to go calibrate something now"
 
yer just tell the old lady that she needs to stop being so damn selfish and that you have emotional problems that make you forget dates
 
step 1- eat taco bell

step 2- go home

step 3- go into bathroom

step 4- miss the toilet

step4.5- poop in sink

step 5- make that bitch clean it up

tell her to chill, make her some "brownies"
 
your mom needs to chill, some kids honestly hate their parents, and some moms have had there kids die. things could be much worse
 
Tell her that you have been smoking a lot lately and your memory is not very good anymore.

Guaranteed to make her forget about her birthday.
 
get her a birthday present, somthing nice and thoughtful, for her birthday... then get her a big bunch of flowers and say that shes the best mum in the world and you love her to pieces :)
 
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