worst crash ever?

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1 time i wus going to go off this jump and try to do 360 (noob trix skier) and rite when i went off the jump i noticed that the landing was like a big U shapped i got to do teh 180 but towards the end of the jump, there wus a massive ditch....so i flew up like another 5 feet and landed straight on my head....knocked out for like 10 min....and had to get 15 stiches in my head....lol....now i wear a helmet....

 
worst i think wasnt me it was jon olsen in happy days either when he eats it off the water tower or on that massive flair

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theres been so many, pep comes to mind though. as well as philous rib crack in propaganda

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not me i was doing a 40 foot step down well it had the perfect lip unlike the last time, i hit it at full speed went side ways landed 3/4 of the way down the landing, it felt like someone shoved a giant stick up my butt

my friend said to me after this chick threw a rodeo 5 'when did skiing get so insane'
 
McGovern owns this category.

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anybody got the video for that? i might have seen it already, but i can't remember

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

do it to it lars! (big tony, heavyweights)
 
I might go a bit old-school... Rodd Adams lincoln loop to backbreaker over the rock gap at Hood a few summers ago... that shit was pretty intense.

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I think the worst crash i've ever taken was in a nor-am downhill race. i caught my edge while going 70 mph. i did three front flips, smaking my head each time and just fucking rag-dolling into the fence. i ended up with a bent ski, minor concussion, and a bruised left side.

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yeah mcgoverns is really crazy, but the other one that is insane is the one with wilson where he goes like 30 ft further than the transition and like 10 ft higher than he wanted to and just absolutely slams on the flat. it is in rfa i think.

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There are a few that come to mind. One is when Pep busts his eye open in 1242. the other is that rag doll in the bc pow also in 1242. The other is philou's rib cracker in propagandas bails. Also when Jon tries the water tower in happy dayz and smacks his landing on his side, you can just see the pain in his face.

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^ your a fucking idiot. lets see you do a NOR-AM downhill you fucking idiot, i bet you don't even know what that means, fuck i hate dumbasses like you that don't know fuck all about anything

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PEP = Human slinky in 1242. Real life = broken collar bone switch 180 on a FLAT. Worst because it wasn't a money booter.

 
don't forget the lawn-dart from one of the collins bros in coldfusion, where he seemed to stick in the lawn. and this 1/4-pipe-hit in propaganda, where boyd landed on the coping with both skis. But the bindings didn't opened. Bad effect.

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no, mcgovern's rag doll in focused. worst ever. it went on for like a minute.

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prolly the worst is when that legendary old school downhill racer tried to get back into the sport and went 70 or sumthin into the fence. he was pretty damn close to dying.

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worst crach i have ever witnessed was my friend tryin to bunny hop a tennis net on his bike. it is honestly the worst thing ive ever seen, look in my profile under videos and its in there its called eatin fuckin shit on bike, i garuntee you will agree.

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^that bike wreck has to rank up there. I broke my back after falling off the top of PCs 15-18 foot rainbow when I fell on my back with my legs over my head. Took me out for the rest of the season. I couldnt walk for about 2 months.

 
Mcgovern pretty much owns this, but I'll give Hermann Maier some credit for his bail at Salt Lake. Ouch.

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thanks for all this crash info. i feel real safe right now. i think i'll just stay on my computer for the rest of my life.

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

do it to it lars! (big tony, heavyweights)
 
If we didn't take some risk, we'd all be lying in bed right know afraid to move amd lead a useless and boring life. The trick is to know your limits and make calculated risks.

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they say i got stupid when i hit my head

do it to it lars! (big tony, heavyweights)
 
if you know the rollercoaster at blue ive seen someones skis split on the frotn rainbow part then seen them slide the rest of the rail on their scrotum, he couldnt stop throwing up

told me his balls were like aplpes

'ran away and hid in his asshole'

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I saw a video of an old WC downhill and Todd Brooker crashed and it was crazy......he must have kicked himself in the head about a dozen times before he came to a stop

 
I was in NY state traing with my high school racing team me and my cousin skipped out of training for a bit and we found this natural hit over the t-bar lift we were pushing each other hard and he overshot the landing poped out of his bindings and came down on his head = he cracked his skull open and had no idea who he was or where he was or anything it was some scary shit

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Anybody have that McGovern's crash on vid?

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wat about jeremy rogers in the girl video yeah right when hes trying to backtail that rail and just has like the worst nut ever. and he just like screams in pain. ow

 
hahaha that tremblant one is awesome, the rollerblader who tries that fall of death this is rough, and that other dumbass who tries to skate from the roof onto the rail looks liek it hurt pretty bad...

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you mean, leap of faith?

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brian stemmle's (sp) crash was pretty insane and he came very close to dieing several times.

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well, this may not be the worst... but yesterday i was skiing with the freestyle team and my coach was like, 'brady clear this, its a perfect landing.' so i was hesitant, cuz i hadnt seen it at all, so i jump, but dont clear it on purpose so i can ski down the landing and know what its like for next time. so, without looking i drop down to the 'perfect landing'. it happened to be a straight, 5-6 foot drop onto bulletproof ice. skis popped off, skidded head first, sucked really bad. i was pissed. now im not tho

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The guy at the end of High Society that keeps killing himself on that rail, that was insane...

As for worst single crash, Scott hibberts 900 a the whistler QP was bad. Candide's attempts on Chads Gap were pretty good too. The most spectacular crash that comes to mind on a rail was Tanners in Alaska in SM3.

Worst slide ever was on a video posted a while back, i think from NS's first comp it hosted at Bluewood or somewhere east. The guy gaps the flat part of the kink, but then just slips and nuts himself on the last foot of the kink, does a frontflip off of his nuts, land on his feet without his skies and just starts running down the hill.

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