Worst crash ever

my friend tried to run up a hill that was completely ice. he said he needed a running start, so he ate shit and dropped everything. word... funniest fall ever
 
I was going for a 270 onto a rail, got the 180, hit my nuts, then slammed the back of my head into the rail. It sucked so much, because I just layed there for a bit...
 
hahaha i fall so much

on my 2nd attempt at a 720 ever i hucked like mad of a 20 footer and got a concussion some how (blacked out and i cant remember) then on the same run because i was still feeling cocky about the first 7 i tried a kicker rail... my nuts will never forgive me
 
dis one thyme, i feell, an was ike, shyte main, fuckin weed fucks ur mind. den i reelizzed it was a mudthafuckin snow stnake, damn byotches poopin out off noheres. fuckin shytes crazze.
 
i got off the lift and started to butter when i popped out of my bindings and landed on my face
 
bahahahahahahahahahaha i remember that. i was learning 5s and i over shot to my face. and just 10 minutes ago i cought an edge 5 muting and kneed myself in the face and chipped my tooth
 
skiing in michigan last year and hitting this 40 footer for the first time. i did a simple 3 mutecuz it was my first time on it but the lip had a springboard effect to it so i came out of the spin super far forward. long story short, i landed on my face/collar bone and ended up getting a concussion and broken hand and thumb.
 
plenty of them, but so far for this year it was catching an edge riding brown eye. since i was going pretty fast, i launched through the air, no possibility of catching myself, slammed on my side and slid down the hill aways. it was man-made ice, too. good times, for sure.
 
When i was snowboarding back in the day i went off a jump and the mounting screws were loose on one of my bindings. The binding came off in the middle of the air and i was pretyy much just screwed. I always wish i would have pulled some sick ssx tricky shit. too back i sucked at snowboarding tricks.
 
skiing some trees at mt hood, and there was what looked like a drop so i hauled ass and popped of the end of it, turns out the bottom of it was an intersecting groomed run. I dropped about 10 or 15 ft to flat and popped right outta my skis and slammed my face. Slight concusion and a bloody nose.
 
ummm yeah...trying to get on a rail...getting caught with my ski at the starting part..faceplanting on the rail and keep sliding it with my stomach...and yeah of course my new camera
 
i was going for a blind 270 off a rail and only got about 180 around when i landed. edges caught and i was slammed down onto the landing and got a concussion. the last thing i remember was the ground coming at me and thinking how much it was gonna suck.
 
i have never actually gotten seriously hurt skiing, but last year early season at killy, i fucking bombed a hill with like 100 people on it (really dumb), and i didnt see the cat track ahead of me and i fucking flew off of it, did a 90, landed and flipped proabably 3 or 4 times on man made snow on the side of the trail. amazingly i wasnt hurt at all, but the embarassement was unbearable, i felt like a complete dumbass, and in truth i was.
 
trying to wax a kink in the spring and it was super warm out so it was sticky, made it about 3/4 the way down, fell off, smoked my knee on the edge, got 20 stiches, plus a couple of disolving ones taht where put inside my knee...but i got a perscription of vicodin of it...
 
going for 5 only got a little more then three and my body kept spinning and my skis stayed in same position and i broke my leg
 
tryed to gap from one big snow mount to another and slamed into the side of the other and rounded down the hill
 
i was hitting the pipe well all day and i decided to push it. i didnt push off hard enough and cased it.

my best almost crash (this ones amazing):

i was going down the pitch of a hill and my friend got cut off by a little kid so he cut right across the pitch and stopped. i was heading right for him so i turned sideways trying to stop. i hit him when we were both bent over him. he was bigger but was bent over more. he launched me into the air making me do what looked like an overflip.

and yes i stuck it

switch
 
skiing at okemo. they got a good amoutn of snow, i went to pop off the cat-track and therow a nice powdery tree-jib. turns out the pow was a solid block of ice. double eject, yardsale in general. it sucked
 
over-rotated a cork 5, bounced off the knuckle on my side giving me a slight concussion and a bruise that looked like africa on my hip/bum which later turned into a seroma (sp?) which landed me a spot in the ER...not bad i guess...
 
i've had several unfortunate crashes, but never a serious one. i hit a tree once and broke my goggles, i sprained my knee once, and that's pretty much it.
 
it looked similar to this

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attempted switch 3, 45 ft step down, edge catch on takeoff, looked like herman meyer in air, landed on shoulder and head.
 
overshot a little table by a solid 40 ft i felt like a fucking idiot, dont know why i thought i needed so much speed for a 20 ft table. i landed about 20 ft before the next rail too. goggles off and shit but no broken bones i got real lucky it wasnt a highly kicked jump.
 
skiing at Stowe early season, tried to jump of this small bank to flat groomer. Ski went underneath a upsidedown u-shaped root, which left my ski stopped and my going headfirst with on ski on to flat, in front of everyone on the groomer. my legs scorpioned and actually hit the back of my helmet (no joke). dazed but nothing happened.
 


so this one time i was skiing, (march 2005)? and the next thing i knew i was being woken up by Misty7 and 1080bio. got to the bottom of the mtn, and was basiclly dead. went, and spent 2 weeks in the hospital, broke 3 ribs on my right side, and had to get surgery to get an ovary removed bbecause i just fucked it up that much.
 
I slipped out on my first hit on a quad kink and got a concussion on the flat landing 1 flight of stairs down. Then took two more hits, and the 3rd hit, I caught a downhill edge at the first kink, flew over the 3 flights of stairs, landed on my pole, which was perpendicular to me. and broke it with my stomach.
 
hmmm, it'd probably be going for a backflip on the last run of the day... i'd been sessioning this kicker all day long and was feeling super confident, had been throwing some cool tricks and thought I was the shit. so on my last hit i figure, "okay, I'll just toss a little backie and then i'm over it." but the snow has slowed down a ton as I'm rolling into the jump and I'm super tired so I'm not really thinking straight. I set the backflip too hard and actually hit my head on the lip of the jump, and straight knock myself the fuck out. wake up on the landing a few minutes later with a nice concussion and a dislocated thumb.
 
my massive massive air to overshoot to landing on super soft slushy snow. Ended up breaking both my skis behind the binding and fully ripping out one of the heel pieces. Was not fun. I got pretty owned.
 
Skiing switch on a catrack, when I hear someone call my name. I look back and at that instant catch an edge and fall - on my thumb. Bent it back to my wrist, it hurt sooooo bad. And I had SAT's later that week. I guess I've been lucky, thats the worst I've had.
 
well it wasnt that bad but it made me feel really dumb:

It was the day after the snowboard worldcup at whiteface last year so all the pros were hiking the pipe and goin off and everything it was gunna be a good day. So just to get back into halfpipe(it was the first time i rode one all year) i was doing some 5s on both walls and feeling pretty good about it. Next run i came into the first hit and was gunna try a big 5 then go into a flatspin. I ended up getting cork 5 to flatbottom. Dislocated sholder and a torn ligement somewhere in there, none of that was as bad as having Aunti auti and his sister laughing at me as i was getting my ski clutching my side
 
i was in 6th grade and i knew absolutly nothing about mogels. i decided to go down the mogel hill striaght getting air off the mogels but not turning. i made it about half way down before i lost my balance in the air and fell down the hill for like 50ft or so. i ended up breaking my shoulder.
 
last year i was trying corks at steamboat and was still side ways when i landed and dislokated my elbo
 
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