Worst birthday EVER

[davidh]

Yea so yesterday was my birthday. It started pretty lousy anyway because my parents were making me do a bike ride from Crested Butte to Aspen with my dad's college buddies because I'd dont the trail a few times before. It started out ok but then I took a nasty fall over my handlebars and the bike came around and hit me in the nose. It tore a quarter inch slit up my right nostril and cut the middle thing in between the nostrils a quarter inch deep, resulting in 6 stitches. It took 20 little pokes with the novacaine needle to get it numbed up because the nose is all weird and shit, and that hurts like hell, not to mention he put in three of the stitches where it wasnt numb at all. He was just like "i can poke you with the needle some more, or you can suck it up and let me do the stitches."

it was basically the shittiest birthday I've ever had. the only cool thing is that I got a hospital wristband that says: "Admit date: October 8, 2005. Birthdate: October 8, 1988"

 

[yellav]

that sucks your nose must look all shitty now

 

[Arabian.]

fuck that man. your parents are jus like mine. sooo fucked up.

 

[sugarloaf]

picture!

happy birftdayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

yeah man that blows but the wristband must be worth all of the pain

 

[coordy12]

wristband huh? killer

 

[powder_2_the_people]

hahahaha

 

[mackattack]

im sorry! feel better

 

[punk_rider]

think about all the birthday you will have after your death wher you will be ... dead! then this one should look pretty cool

 

[Julien.]

man did u end up with a micheal jackson nose

 

[vRoy]

hey its my birthday on the 8th of October too.... Except in 1987... Yay! My birthday was OK, i was really really really damn hung over from my birthday party. So I slept the whole day.

 

[skiierman]

At least you went biking.

 

[skiierman]

Oh shit wait... Haha I did too! A whole weekend of it at the best single track on the east coast!

 

[k2yeags]

happy birthday

 

[ATLskier]

that sucks. my birthday is gonna suck(oct 30) cause my school is gay and makes us turn in all the applications by nov. 1. so i will be doing college apps.

 

[PimpDaddySkier]

haha my parents just got me a bday present today and my bday was aug 28

 

[eheath]

You must look like you got knocked up.

 

[timmi]

my friends b-day is sept 11. happy fuckin birthday thousands are dead

 

[freestyler540]

My grandmother died 3 days before my 16th birthday.

 

[KeegLove]

man that sux happy birthday though.

 

[freestyler540]

um that was 2 years ago, im 18 now. It still sucked back then

 

[k8skis]

on my friend's birthday her mom was so hungover that she put cake mix in a bowl and told her to make her own damn cake. I felt pretty bad for her...

 

[mattster]

haha yeah ! mom !

 

[Jenna1106]

happy 17th!

 

[TwinTipRider]

man dont even get me started mine was way way worse

 

[t3shellvenom]

busted nose steeze

 

[KEVTRON]

that sucks i hit a tree with my brothers dirt bike on my birthday

 

[M+M]

that SUCKSSSSS

 

[SteezePatrol]

the needle is the worst part, it like rips apart all of your blood vessels...shiver

 

[sKILOve07]

yeah that really sucks, getting stitches in the face is no fun espcially on your birthday

but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

[brogilvie]

Wow, I am one day older than me. I was born October 7 1988.

 

[k2yeags]

crazy

 

[brogilvie]

I meant to say "You" not "me"

 

[schlonginator]

Hahaha you have the same bday as me and i had a killer day

 

[wskibum176]

hapy birthday, may your next one be worse