Worst/Best way to die.

worst way to die would be sliding down a 50-foot razor blaze trying to us your balls as brakes.

best way to die would be doing something you love.
 
I would say the best way would be dying while getting dome. The worst way would be dying while giving dome.
 
worst way- for sure- being naked in a really small, completely blank room, but with a lasting air supply. just imagine waking up in there, not knowing what the fuck is going on. should you wait for rescue? how long will you wait? should you try to kill yourself to avoid starving to death? but with what? now thats some hard to decide shit. as for best, id have to say drowning in a vat of either chocolate fudge sauce or nacho cheez. toughie.
 
Worst Way: being sliced to pieces by a 7-foot tall preying mantis.

Best Way: being sliced to pieces by a 7-foot tall preying mantis.
 
Worst: Being forced to drink liquid nitrogen until you froze from the inside out...brrr
Best: Either peacefully surrounded by loved ones after living a full and wonderful life...or in a cage fight with the kool-aid man or the kraft mac n' cheese dinosaur.
 
worst: getting long cuts with a razorblade across your body untill you finaly die or getting buried in an avalanche
best: a painless heart attack while banging jessica alba....
 
Worst: Haveing your intestines pulled out and left to lie on your stomach untill you die however many hours later.

Best: Droping a huge cliff on your skis so as you break all the bones in your body but on the way down you do the steezyest 180 ever seen!
 
worst way: drowning in firey water.

best way: in your death bed right before you tell someone where the treasure is hidden
 
worst way: no helmet in space. assuming you are in sunlight, you would be burning alive due to the unprotected radiation from the sun, while suffocating, while your blood boils due to the low pressure and the oxygen coming out of solution, while all of your soft tissue freezes.

best way: sudden unexpected decapitation
 
I remember hearing somewhere that it would take about 3 minutes to die in space. That would suck.

Worst: Waking up in a box buried deep in the ground, you cannot move at all, you slowly suffocate. That to me would be so incredibly scary knowing that your death will be slow and you cannot stop it. And you have to deal with the fact that you are confined to a small space until you die.

Best: 90 years old, fall asleep and don't wake up. No health conditions, just old age.
 
worst way= being forced to swallow sand paper

best way= getting head on a chairlift then busting in your face right before you fall off and land switch on a steep ak line then perfectly stomping a zero spin off a 75 foot cliff. but then you have a crazy heartattack that you cant feel because its really cold out and your body is numb

then that girl who you busted you load on dies to and you too have sex in heaven(oh and her name is jessica beil)
 
Worst Way: Choking on a leaf. Means that Tree made you its bitch.

Best way: Being thrown flaming from a plane into New York rush hour traffic trailing long banners of gay porn.
 
Best way: Dying while youre making love, right after busting your nut.

Worst way: dying of an heart attack because the one you made love with just died on you.

for those you gotta be really old tho.
 
Best Way: Dying of natural causes at 90+ yrs old, after a long and fulfilling life.

Worst Way: Dying of natural or unnatural causes too early in life.
 
worst way: mattresses verrrrry slowly and gradual getting closer together around you until you are squeezed to death.

best way: overrated frontflip off bc booter head first into a tree so you die instantly
 
best way= hiring a prostitute to your old age home, downing a bottle of viagra and dying in one last crazy orgasm

worst way= trying to seduce the nurse in the same old age home, taking a whole bottle of viagra, then being confronted by the nurses beefy boyfriend, who rips ur hard weener off and shoves it up your wrinkled butt, killing you in one last anul-induced orgasm

moral= be careful who you choose

 
worst: how william wallace died, look it up
best: five point killer punch from kill bill after you dominated some ninjas
 
what if you die while saving someone from a fire?

but really being burned to death would be shit, cause you breathe in and fire burns the inside of your lungs and you cant breathe anymore or something, so your choking trying to breathe while getting your skin melted off and your eyes are frying in your head, yeah thats probably the worst.

the best way would probably be in your sleep after a fulfilling life lol
 
worst: being stabbed to death with a spoon while hung over

best(or at least the easiest IMO): OD on painkillers
 
worst way: rosie odonnald

best way: snowboarding down Mt Everest with an oxygen tank filled with pure thc
 
Wouldn't really kill you but how painful would this be. Put a nail in between your toenail and toe and kick a wall.

Figured it kindof applied here.
 
worst: burning to death. seriously, this has to be the worst.

best: jumping out of a plane while having sex with jessica alba in mid air on a bluebird day, while high on acid, coke, speed, and E. and weed.
 
worst- tickled to death (that would suck)

best- something really gnarly that would make people think "that person was real gnarly"
 
remember no matter how bad it hurts it something in life that you will only do once and it can hit at any time, painful or not it's still gonna never happen again and you will feel no pain afterwords.

so my question to you is wouldn't you want to take advantage of this first and only thing you'll ever do, or would you just let is slip away and never experience it?

as for me i would like to experience it, maybe not in a horrible way like getting burned alive, or drowning,

but maybe falling to my death, or heart attack laying in my death bed smoking a J ready for it to hit!
 
hey i'm not gonna lie i wasn't ready for that one. but like think about back draft (badass movie) when bull died thats more what i was thinking. kurt russell is ba in that movie
 
ye a really good way of torturing people is ripping out their nails

just throwin that out there
 
Best way: Dying while having sex.
Worst way: You are tied naked to a chair with a hole right under you're asshole and a pole slowly raise under you.
 
best: heart attack while skiing (when your old) or in your sleep

worse: burning alive or its always a scary thinking what if people think your dead but your not your like in coma or something and they bury you alive!! that would definitely be the worse.
 
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