Worst accident/injury

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powder_2_the_people

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mines the car crash, theres alreadsy a thread on that tho. lets hear from all the other ns ppl. (ski related or not)

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Getting my front teeth knocked out by a folf disc.

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It was actually a putting folf disc. Its like a freesbe but a lot heavier.

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when i was 8 or 9, i was driving (well... stearing) my grandpa's atv around while my dad was driving (i was sitting in front of him). there was a pot hole in the road ahead, and i swirved to the right to avoid it and then started heading over the side of the road (into the ditch) and i tried to recover by swirving back to the left, but the thing rolled and we were in shorts and tshirts and stuff. the thing rolled right over my head and i landed in a thornbush with my dad. that was really painful

this other time i was biking down a hill and full speed and i was kinda dickin around and my foot got stuck in the spokes of the front tire and i flipped the bike... i wasn't wearing a shirt either, so i fucked my back up hard.

i've had some pretty nasty bails on skis too, ripping ligaments in my knees, broke and dislocated my shoulder, all sorts of shit.

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yeah, i forgot to mention the times i got hit by cars.

the first time, i was rollerblading (i was about 13) and i came up to a crosswalk where another car was pulling up. we both stopped, signalling the other to go ahead, so i just decided to give'r. as i was halfway across the street, the lady pushed the gas (i guess she looked away or something and didn't realize i was still on the road) and she bumped right into me. she didn't hit hard, but the impact left an imprint of the car grill in my arm, and i was kinda scraped up from hitting the road.

the second time, maybe a year later, i was biking down a road and i was on the side. i came up to a parked car, so i decided to go around it (on the left side) so i kind went more into the road as i did. just as i was passing the parked car, a car that was driving in the same direction as me passed me, but it got a little too close, and it sandwiched me between the parked car i was passing and it. the handlebars kinda jammed, forcing me to stop, and i went flying... i was going pretty fast. that was hurt alot more. i sprained my elbow and both wrists and hit my head pretty hard. and not to mention, the car stopped, briefly, and then took off. bastard.

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worst acident was my car crash, worst incedent was when I broke my collar bone probably.

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prolly falling outta a tree fromlike 20 feet onto my back on top of freshly cut shrubs like down to the ground nearly...they were sharp and i cut up my back and got knocked out and couldnt breathe....and then over the wniter i cracked the growth plate in my heel

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i got hit by a car when i was 3, but my worst was when i fractured my skull and got a major concussion playing some b-ball. yeah i wore a helmet in gym class after that and couldnt do any physical activity for 6 months. I coulda died ya know.

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^^^^^the doc said if my head was turned like 15 more degrees when i hit the ground i woulda died

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fractured skull, broken wrist, rippied ligaments in my hands, and 2 concusions

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Broke my wrist in 2 places when I was 5 and was strolled (in my stroller) by my mother over a curb and got 13 stitches in my forehead. Apparently I bled like a mother.

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in like 6th grade my dad was building our garage and we didnt have staur to the top of it yet so there was a metal ladder. My dad was up top so I climbed the ladder and talked to him. The attic of our garage is im pretty sure 18 feet tall. So I was climbing back down the ladder and I took my first step on it and it slipped out. So i of course fell over the edge and landed on my back on the concrete and I bit my tounge so I was bleeding non stop from my mouth. I kinda blacked out for a second then I cried. Yea I cried hysterically and we called an ambulance and I went to the hospital and I broke 2 of the bottom vertebrate in my back and spent the next month or so on the couch.

Another time I was skating, I hit a rock and flew forward and smacked my heard and sure enough I hit it hard enough to make it bleed alot. So i went to the hospitable and got 13 stitches

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Mine are the ones I don't walk away from right away like...

- Fast moving downhill trail, hit a rock with front tire, went over handle bars, knee hit another rock (wearing shin pads), tumbled to a stop and couldn't get up because for one my bike was on me plus I couldn't feel if I had a kneecap still or not. Had to walk quater mile uphill with bike and a piece of my skin is still stuck in my shinpads (washed them many times) and my knee is now partially numb.

- Held on to the hood of my friend's car in the parking lot, he decided to play a game of, "Let's do reverse doughnuts and toss this fucker off my hood and onto the fucking pavement." He won.

- During pratice for a downhill race, there was this technical, steep, knarly section that you had to straitline or eat shit. Well my wheel slipped out, went over the handle bars into a tree, feet caught in the pedals, bike folded up on me. I couldn't move for a good 10 minutes.

- That frontflip attempt over our big air, made it about 3/4th the way through, landed strait onto my back. I wanted to walk, but I couldn't feel my legs.

- Ice sledding, went off cliff, face into tree. This was the only time I was ever knocked out in my life.

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hit a tree sledding and broke my collarbone and got a concussion, playing football my finger got caught in the other guys helmet. My hand went right but my finger and his head went left it was kinda cool to see my finger atr like a 90 edgree angle tho.

 
I hate getting the goddamned wind knocked out of me. You gasp for air but can't breathe... how gay is that

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-skiing in the woods, and I got my entire boot caught under a root, and tore my acl and had to ski out.

-when I was six, I was playing war with my friend and his sister. we were supposed to use only squirt guns, but his sister got inventive. I was climbing up their tree house ladder (maybe 10-15 feet off the ground) and she hucked a brick at me from the tree. Hit me square in the head, and I hit the ground flat on my back. split my head open and hat to get 15 stiches down my scalp.

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^ Holy shit, that same exact thing happened to me, but my brother hitting me in the head while on these massive sand piles playing "Rock Wars."

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this other time, we were playing king of the hill on a huge ass snowbank, and my friend pushed me off and I landed on the roof of my parents car. they got really mad.

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fifth grade i was playing basketball in my driveway and i was dribbling past my friend and i tripped over his foot and like belly flopped on the ground...but i put my right hand down to brace the fall and my pinky hit the ground first and all my weight came down on that hand and my fingers went like straight into the pavement...i thought i just jammed my pinky so i took it easy for a couple days. after a few i still couldnt bend it so my dad took me to the doctor, turned out i shattered it and the bone was in different pieces...little did i realize that pinky was a ton shorter than my other one cause the pieces of bone werent even together anymore...so he sent me to the hospital and doctor there said that if i had waited another day they would have had to amputate it cause it would have been damaged beyond repair...well 2 metal pins fixed that and now its all better, still gets a little stiff sometimes

ive been knocked out and walked off the lacrosse field not knowing what the hell im doing there before...its a pretty wierd feeling

we had practice in the gym a couple years ago during the winter and my buddies brother (who had already graduated college so he was a big mother fucker and he played college lacrosse) was practicing with us, and he came around a pic and got a pass to shoot the ball...well i was in between him and the goalie and he never saw me before he shot and he ripped a fuckin cannon and i didnt see the shot coming because one of the guys on my team was blocking my view...well the shot hit me in the side of my helmet, i pretty much went airborne, all 4 buckles on my helmet popped off the shot hit me so hard, and i was pretty dazed for a few minutes

thats about it

 
I have a friend (Tiwx_1182 to be exact) who once tried to crap so hard his nose bled. no joke

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^it's true i did. no lie. that was one stubborn piece of shit i'll tell u what.

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this season. skiing. 7 broken ribs, 1 collapsed lung, and lacerated liver.

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Jklops was at my house 1 time and we were going down my stairs. he had the most random stair fall ever. there are like 8 or 9 stairs we have from landing t ofloor. he managed to slip down every single stair by accident while still standing up. then when he got to the bottom, he just fell over forward onto the floor.

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hahahaha

when i was four we were at my aunts house and my mom had a glass of wine on the table and i snagged it from her without her knowing and drank that shit

i took like 5 steps and fell down the stairs

i was drunkkkkkkkkk haha

 
Like a couple of days ago I fell off a railing down a small hill into this busy road, left me with a huge gash, kinda blacked out but its a nice scar for the story

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we have a pull up bar at the bottom of our stairs in the basement and this girl tried jump from like 3 stairs up and grabbed the pull up bar but she lost her grip and face planted in the wall and her body just like crumbled

she was fine so we were all laughing our asses offf...we would have felt bad though if she actually got hurt haha

 
i did a frontflip into a foam pit and knocked out my front tooth and cut open my tooth

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i metal thing went into my leg now i have a huge ass scar.

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i was running away from a girl and me and my friends hid in the bathroom. i hid in a stall. anyway after 10 minits i figured she was gone so i tried to get out but my friends were holding me in. so i grabbed the meatal beam at the top part of the stall. this beam had 3 sides and the top part was gone, and hollwed out. as i was climbing out my friend knocked my hand and it slipped off. i heard a tebbible dull rip. I looked at my hand and it was comletely fucked. i was seeing my tendons and shit wiggle around and blood was pooling in my hand.when i got to the clinic and the got it all frozen for stiches the doctor lifted up one of the flaps of muscle and flesh. he told me to move my fingers and i saw my tendons moving around it was wierd. 11 stiches

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