Worse/dumbest thing ur older/younger bro/sis has done thread

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THEDICKBUTCHER

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tell me the worse or dumbest thing ur older/younger brother or sister has done to u...

i have and older sister and as soon as i think of something i'll post my story!
 
i have a younger sister that put vanilla pint Listerine into my contact solution that i soaked my contacts in all night and then preceded to put them back into my eyes. The little bitch never got in trouble
 
while playing hide and seek my sister snuck up while trying to find me and sprsayed PAM cooking spray in my eyes
 
hmmmm....as the youngest of three boys I'm sure I've got a few stories for here.

I'll start with a combination of two stupid acts.

My bro had a bug kill jar(alcohol soaked cotton in jar) for his science bug collection, and I being younger had just started "experimenting" with flame/flamable liquids/gases. So I put a lighter to the top of the jar and watched as the flame hovered over the opening, my brother shits and defaults to birthday mode thinking he'll just blow out the "candle". Well he looked straight into the jar and gave it a mighty wind......resulting in a mighty fireball that engulfed his face singeing any prepuebesant facial hair he might have had and his eyebrows. Aaahhhhh good times.
 
This one time I was in walmart with my sister whos 15 and she grabs this bottle of "Kaboom" cleaning spray. She then yells "KABOOM" and sprays the shit in my eyes. It goes straight into my eyes and I start screeming and couldn't see anything for a solid 15 minutes. But looking back on it I think its fucking hilarious
 
Well lets see.....I'm the oldest of three children...and have a little bro and sis. The first things that come to mind are pretty violent. When we were younger my little sister cracked a tee ball bat on my back.....and when I taking a nap my brother cupped his hand and slapped my ear....the little punk broke my eardrum and it was bleeding.....ha we were pretty horrible kids....my sis threw a brick at me one time too..
 
i had one of my previous gf's over and i was makin dinner for her and me. and my brothr thought it would be funny to sneak in and unscrew the tops of the salt and pepper shakers....

needless to say i whooped his ass later!!!
 
my younger sister put two discs in the same spot of the dvd player andbroke it and it was the good kind of dvd players
 
My little brother hit me in the eye with a rake. Luckily I was wearing some oakleys which were just scratched and I didn't loose an eye. He never really paid for that. But he will. You hear that Mattman? You will.
 
Sibling rivalry burns white hot until there is only one left. I blindside tackled my bro down a 6 ft. snow embankment last year at Sunday river, and that was for no reason at all.
 
ummm lets see, my older sister told on me every time she suspected i was smoking, and she told on me every time i had parties when our parents went out of town, because she just wanted to have a quiet night with her BF, even when she did tell on me i never did tell on her for having her bf sleep over every time they went out of town, so i hope she feels shitty about it now. needless to say when she moved out i had some fucking ragers when my parents left me home alone.
 
when i was like 10. i like blindsided her and took her out and then rubbed snow in her race, but then she overtook me and stuck my head in what she thought was snow and started rubbing it in my face. it was actually salt from the race course. not fun to get white washed with salt.

i guess i deserved it but it hurt.
 
honestly, my two older brothers have never done anything bad to me, nut two years ago my middle brother threw a party at my house, when my parents were away, and i had to help w/ the cleanup, not fun, also two random girls wlaked into my room at 6am thinking i was someone else, because they stayed over night.
 
oooh shit. that would hurt so bad. you don't screw with people's contact solution, that's just not cool. I got pepper in my eyes with contacts in and it hurt like hell. then I took the contacts out and cleaned them. my eyes still burned with them in, even days later, so I had to throw them out and use a new pair.
 
HAHAHA funny shit!!!

ive done many things, my older sister is like 13 yrs older then i am so when she was in hight school and i wus like 8 id ask her if she was done with her hw if she said yes i would take it rip it apart and startt laughing haha lets just say she kicked me vilontly out of her room everytime and id end up crying. i cant rly think of much... i always liked it when she had frineds over i went in her room and just started annoying all em until they left once again id end up crying when they did. idk i have shitty stories!! moving on...
 
when my bro was 13, he was super pissed off at me, (hes got a bit of an anger problem) and when I turned to walk away he cracked me in the back of the head with a ski boot that he picked up off the floor. I had to get like 10 stitches in my scalp. and my parents called it an accident
 
my little sister hit me in the throat with a stick, and i couldnt breath.

the funny part is that my dad told her to do it

wtf?
 
i dont have any siblings, but my best friend in elementary school had 2 younger brothers who would always follow us around....

one of them was fucking crazy. he stabbed my friend in the back with an enormous icicle, fucking destroyed his back, it was so gross.

this same kid, his littlelist bro, fell out of their loft and broke his leg. didnt cry, didnt even tell anyone. a couple days later he was still limping and they took him to the doctor and found out. this kid was the toughest little kid i have ever known, his brothers would wail on him all the time and it made him pretty tough
 
my sister was on the phone eating a pbj sandwich and I asked her for a bite, so when she agreed to give it to me I wolfed it down in like 3 bites as fast as I could and then she whipped and then pushed me into the pool with my clothes on a short time after
 
so my brother slammed the door on my finger, for no reason

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it got cut off right to the bone, and its shorter than the rest. but you cant tell unless i make my fingers do that^^
 
Since I was the oldest I did everything, my bro never really did anything.

Lets see though...

Well the other day my bro was on the 16th hole at our local golf club, and he was driving to go find his golf ball. He then proceeded to be a complete idiot and say, "Hey, Adam. Watch this!" (Adam = Slovakian exchange student) Now, my brother plays Need For Speed and all the shit, and thinks he can drive like a DK. So proceeds to "drift" on a bank and flip the golf cart into a deep ass sand trap. Now he has landed on Adam, and is on the phone calling my friend Bradley who lives there. So the three of them tip it back up, and push it back out onto the fairway. They all finish that whole and decide to go replay the third hole. Now the third hole has a lake on it, and I think you can imagine what happens next. Yes, they drive into the lake. Stupid kids, but funny kids.

But since I'm the oldest I take pictures with his phone and set his wallpaper to pictures of dog shit and the Doberman's ass. I push him into the moccasin infested pond. I put spiders on him. I scare him while I'm driving. I make him watch Hannah Montana. I'm so cruel.
 
actually this is pritty awful... but one time my bro took a shit in a brown lunch bag and he walks into my room and was like "mom wants u to have this" i opened it up and i was pissed. i ended up throwing the bag full of shit into his room tho. so it was all good.
 
I set an alarm on a watch for 5:30 am and put it under my older brothers pillow

I threw a wood scrubbing bath thing at him and gave him a black eye

I did a cart wheel with wood clogs and one flew off and hit him in the back, I think it knocked the wind out of him.

Thats all mean and I feel bad for it, but we're pretty even now...
 
me and my brother were playing tag at his 7th birthday party i was 3 years and like 9 months old he was chasing me around our pool so he just turned and ran the other way to catch me cuz i couldnt see over the top. we ran into each other and my head hit his eye and made his eye swell shut. his eyelid was hanging down like and inch or more. so i sent that bitch to the hospital at 3 years and 9 months old. what a badass i am
 
one time when i was around eight, i was bombin down a hill on my bike. my brother was skateboarding. right as i pass him he throws the skateboard in front of my bike and i went flying a good 20 ft to my face on asphalt.

my brother and his friend held me under water for a good minute. i swear they were trying to drowned me. i finally escaped their grasps and punched the kid right in the face. he got a huge lump on his face and i was accused of cruelty towards my brothers friend.

 
My little bro chipped my teef once or twice from a SNES controller being thrown (I kicked his ass at Mario Kart), and my older brother used to wail on me.

But now I'm bigger than him (Hear that Jason?) so hah.
 
Man my sister is such a bitch. if u could just come and live at my house youd get it. she always does all these stupid little thins to piss me off all day long. one thing i remember very vividly is her spraying sour candy spray in my eyes. that wasnt really that bad though its just kinda funny.
 
haha dat game got soo intense cuz the fuckin little car wouldnt go as fast as u would want it 2 go hahaha i wish i had like a lil brother 2 play it with tho ;)
 
This wasn't to me, but here it goes:

We're on the beach in Martha's Vineyard, relaxing, having a nice little barbaque, and playing some baseball. We recently got this new bat that had a hollow tube in the middle. In the tube was some sort of ball bearing or piece of plastic that would roll to the end of the tube when you swung it to make it crack, like the sound of a home run being hit. My older sister and I put on a fun little skit where she swings it at my face and misses, but i pretend to be hit and fall to the ground because of the crack. Good times were had. Then my two younger sisters decide that they'd like a go at it. First sister Sarah picks up the bat, and looks at second sister Chelsea for approval. Sarah swings with all her might, nailing Chelsea upside the head. Chelsea looks at Sarah with a glimpse of sadness and betrayal, and then pure rage. The wild seven year old attacked Sarah like a rabid possum, grabbing her by the hair and swinging her down to the ground for a massive beatdown. Not to be outdone, Sarah flips Chelsea over and begins to pummel her. What started out as the two older kids playing a fun, imaginative game turned into a brawl at the beach.
 
haha soooooo when i was 6 i think the night before me and my older sister and my rents were going to disney world my sister takes my fake plastic spear and cracks me over the head, splits my head open and i bleed all over, including my uber light blonde hair and it is dyed red for a good couple of days, while at disney.. sweet. but i dont care cause shes so fucking dumb

so were setting up for her 18th birthday at this hall thingy so me and my dad are blowin up balloons with a little helium tank, one of those small ones that does like 60 balloons, and were filling them up and she says " hey dad and Riley make sure you save some of the helium for the balloons were gunna put on the dance floot." like i said shes a fucking genius
 
while on a road trip my older brother went out to take a piss on the highway and came back crying... he zippered his dick in his pants. i dont know why i laughed so hard now that i think about it. that is almost the worst thing that could happen to a man.

to this day i remind him of that horrible day if he gives me lip.
 
My siblings and I always thought it better to scheme together than beat the shit out of each other.

Needless to say, it made our childhoods a nightmare for my father.
 
I am the youngest and i got an older bro and 2 sisters.... well my bro is like 6 foot 5 and honestly like 250 starting tightend at highschool and college when i was younger he would beat my ass sooo much all the time he is like 9 years older...

hmm -

first off picked me up and dropped me headfirst on basketball court only like 3 feet,

picked me up stumbled and my head went into drywall,

have me run away from him and throw a basketball at my feet and watch me eat shit,

jump on me hold me down and hang a lugi or however you spell it over my face untill he spit on me.

a ton more of beatings and the old stop hitting yourself thing but like really hard...

His freshman year in college he came back for like winter break and he walks in and is like i haven't seen you guys in a while.. he winds up and runches me in the arm soooo hard i like fell down.

waking me up at like 2 in the morning

Easily the worst charlie horses of my life

I am sure there are more but he did save my life when i was drowning when i was like 4 so i guess i owe him.. i am going to get him with something epic... but we are cool now and he buys me boze so it was kinda worth it???? not really

 
One time my brother got pissed off and tried to beat me up in my hallway right above the stairs, I had an older brother so im pretty good at fighting. My younger bro is a year younger then me and not the brightest anyways. He takes his first punch and ijust doge it and punch him in the gut and laugh he triest to kick me so i grab his leg and flip him back still laughing this goes on for like 3 minutes and my lil bro is just getting mroe and more pissed while im cracking up. he tries to kick me again and i grab his leg and drop him to his back pick him up by the neck of his shirt and hold him near the stairs and i said

"one more effort to try and hurt me, I'm tossing you downthe whole fucking flight of stairs"

he started crying and went to his room
 
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