World's Oldest Man Died Today

oh that's too bad..i really doubt he was born in 1880 though. there's no proof or anything. he's probably old but i bet they could do like an autopsy or something to prove it.
 
i would hate 2 wait to die, think about it at 100+ you cant to shit, it would be boring as hell, knitting all day and sleeping from 4pm to 5am
 
do you have a link to the page taht says all this is true. im not saying your lying i just wanna read it. sounds interesting
 
people who live that long do stuff. they are really active. if they chill in a bed then they die. they lead normal old people lives-like an 80 year old
 
thats sick, not that he died but how old he was. That would be rough tho, i mean you would see every one you know die
 
yea actually if a small part of our dna would be changed we would live 1000 years, but that would be the end of the world.
 
Yeah thats treu. If our telomeer (dont know if thats the word for this in english) would be replaced and made longer by telomorase than we couldnt die natural...
 
We have an 85 year old chinese bagger at the store I work at. He pushes carts and lifts 24 packs of water and beer and shit. He's fucking unstoppable. Perfect health too.
 
man, I wouldn't normally do this, but you asked for it...

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the truth hurts

 
HAHAHA awesome.

and for the person that said you can't live that old unless you stay in bed or in a wheelchair, that's the most likely way to die young. your body needs to be worked and to do as many normal things possible.

i always thought my grandparents were old at 90 but 126 is epic
 
my great grand mother died this past year at the age of 99 and she walked 4 miles every day, still had a great memory and drove until 2 years ago when someone stole her car and she couldnt get used to a new one.

if she hadnt broken her leg, had complications and been tired of going in and out of hospitals and given up on life im sure she could have lived for at least another 5 years.
 
well i did get owned i guess but i tried googling it yesterday for a solid 15 minutes trying everything i could think of and nothing would come up. maybe today things started coming up cus i didnt try today
 
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