World's new best pickup line

foodisfun: (Walks up to girl with cell phone to his ear) Excuse me ma'am.

Smokin hot chick: Yea?

foodisfun: Umm God's on the phone, and he said he wants his angel back.

Smokin hot chick: Let's go skiing in Chile and make passionate love all night.

foodisfun: Sorry, I kinda have to watch Boy Meets World at 2 and 2:30. Maybe some other time.
 
You guys don't even know.

I promise if this doesn't get a girl to laugh, you are just a loser and did it wrong.

"Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwhich?"

 
yes, boy meets world, i think its on abc family about this time of day..................yup, they think moms cheatin on dad whiile dads at a meeting and moms "bowling", but it think the mom and dad are just out getting away from the kids
 
This works best on punks: You know sex is the worst enemy of the christian government.So when you have sex, that is a protest act against the government.

 
me: 'hey i'm chris, what's your name?'

her: 'Hi i'm..' (animal-like insticts take control and i force her to be obiedient) '..so fucking you'

me: 'are you clean & on birth control?'

 
i read this beer glass that had the 50 top pick up lines, here are my favorites that i remember in no particular order:

-there are 265 bones in the human body, do you want one more?

-can i tickle your belly button from the inside?

-your shirt would look really nice next to my bed

-my cat has lovely fur, can i see yours?

-i have a 6 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears

-did you grow up on a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock
 
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