Worlds Largest Claim Thread

[sugarloaf_steez]

Post anything and everything that you "did" or didn't do this year. Because of why the fuck not.

**Disclaimer: All claims posted on this thread will be considered void unless video evidence is presented.

 

[snugs]

i started to get one-footers down-pat on rails

 

[skier58284]

I'm the best skier on the mountain.

 

[Nikolic]

I did your mom. You really want video evidence?

 

[Literature]

This is off to a great start.

 

[sbarlett]

OP took his first ski lesson

 

[JahLiam]

Switch triple 9, but my friend didn't even record it, fuckin idiot...

 

[Amarino]

Peed in her butt.

 

[50Kal]

I didn't tear my ACL and Didn't run into any trees

 

[Toaster-Tony]

OP should have claimed this thread to be way better than the other existing one.

 

[jellomellow]

Quad cork 3600 but ops mom dident record it

 

[broto]

im 12 and i can 360

i'm 360 and i can 12

 

[SFB]

i'm 360 and i can 12

im 13 and can 540

 

[M.M]

i'm 360 and i can 12

im 13 and can 540

im 69 and can 420

 

[stupendous-man]

I skied faster than tom wallisch

 

[cydwhit]

I took some good pictures and I crashed a lot, Evidence of both is available, especially of the excessive crashing.

 

[Dode]

I died. I found a unicorn in one of the kickers. And I didn't do any drugz

 

[theabortionator]

I explained to OP that this has been done before. Then proceed to hook up with his mom and not call her back.

/claim

 

[Craigskis]

I used to embed videos on NS.

 

[Craigskis]

I used to embed videos on NS.

 

[Hoffman_]

i learned that goat semen is the best thing to wax you skis with.

 

[filipoio]

I learned that most things are just not worth trying...

 

[CalvinStork]

I landed my first dub this spring break but my gopro battery was dead

 

[Rem-Dog]

I did a 270 on, to front 450 tail tap nose tap out (Totally unintentional and I could never do it again but who gives a fuck)

 

[Mr.Huck]

Tomorrow I will witness Yung_Gnarley attempting a triple.

 

[beansurrows]

i did a 420nugspliff jib on a oilriginjector at the tanner hall puffpuffpass-tational

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Yung_Gnarley attempting a triple.

That's a fitting name then

 

[m1k3vb]

I fondled op's dad

 

[steezemuffin23]

Skied down Stowe naked on 4/20
https://vimeo.com/92775682

 

[Mr.Huck]

That's a fitting name then

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/563945/TOMORROW-I-WILL-BE-ATTEMPTING-A-TRIPLE

 

[milk_man]

I skied at my home resort yesterday even though its been closed close to a month now

 

[Noha]

Received lift head.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/563945/TOMORROW-I-WILL-BE-ATTEMPTING-A-TRIPLE

lol nvm then

 

[WyattShapperd]

I'm Sponsored

 

[Dorf.]

Did a backflip

 

[CRiP]

Took OP's mom to an expensive seafood dinner and never called her again

 

[Pool.]

OP took his first ski lesson

get a new icon bruh.

 

[Lou.]

Non skiers understand me when I talk about park skiing!

 

[S.J.W]

Op mums finally hit the donkey dick

 

[CalvinFederline]

I landed the double-O 9

 

[G_B]

i got my first triple flat 90 on to pretzel quad 270 off but it was -142 so my go pro battery died

 

[APunx176]

I joined newschoolers. I skied for the 1st time this season, and turns out it's the best thing I've ever done.

 

[snowpocalypse]

I joined Hookit and now all sorts of rad companies want to sponsor me. All my friends back at school are so jealous. Monster 4 life!

 

[AustinPowers]

I am 12 and I'm sponsored by a wutang

 

[ZachAndCheese]

Like most girls my age I fell in love with Gus Kenworthy for about a week and then completely forgot who he was after Sochi.

 

[Bromium]

skied down the mountain when doing the 69 at the same time.

 

[Miomo]

I fondled op

 

[skier58284]

I skied backwards on the bunny hill.

 

[the.bud]

bombed all the 'slow' areas

cuz im a rule-breaker

 

[GayWolf420]

shot a roman candle off the lift closing day

its my prof pic on FB if u nerds added me or not

im pretty fuckin street if u ask me.

 

[broto]

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe the other day when I was watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes