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Wow, her reaction is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

"OMG MOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!!"

"That's awesome, hun! What'd you do?"

"I PRESSED BUTTONS REALLY FAST ON A MARIO GAME AND MADE THE CHARACTER SPIN REALLY FAST!"

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"MOM? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!?"

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"MOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

??????????

"MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DRAINO? ARE THE DRAINS CLOGGED? MAYBE I CAN PRESS BUTTONS REALLY FAST AND HELP YOU FIX THE SINK!"

?????????????

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU POURING THE DRAINO INTO A DRINKING GLASS? I USE THAT TO REHYDRATE AFTER MY GAME SESSIONS!"

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"OMG MOM, DON'T DRINK THAT! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT!!!"

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"MOM! NO, STOP PRETENDING! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!"

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"OMG MOM, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL NEVER PLAY MARIO EVER AGAIN, I PROMISE!!!"

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"NO MOM! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP! OMG NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!"

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14345063:skierman said:
Wow, her reaction is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

"OMG MOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!!"

"That's awesome, hun! What'd you do?"

"I PRESSED BUTTONS REALLY FAST ON A MARIO GAME AND MADE THE CHARACTER SPIN REALLY FAST!"

??????????

"MOM? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!?"

??????????

"MOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

??????????

"MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DRAINO? ARE THE DRAINS CLOGGED? MAYBE I CAN PRESS BUTTONS REALLY FAST AND HELP YOU FIX THE SINK!"

?????????????

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU POURING THE DRAINO INTO A DRINKING GLASS? I USE THAT TO REHYDRATE AFTER MY GAME SESSIONS!"

??????????????

"OMG MOM, DON'T DRINK THAT! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT!!!"

??????????????

"MOM! NO, STOP PRETENDING! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!"

????????????

"OMG MOM, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL NEVER PLAY MARIO EVER AGAIN, I PROMISE!!!"

??????????

"NO MOM! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP! OMG NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!"

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Skierman is so fucking senile holy shit. My grandpa ranting about immigration while drunk on bourbon had more wit
 
14345063:skierman said:
Wow, her reaction is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

"OMG MOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!!"

"That's awesome, hun! What'd you do?"

"I PRESSED BUTTONS REALLY FAST ON A MARIO GAME AND MADE THE CHARACTER SPIN REALLY FAST!"

??????????

"MOM? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!?"

??????????

"MOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

??????????

"MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DRAINO? ARE THE DRAINS CLOGGED? MAYBE I CAN PRESS BUTTONS REALLY FAST AND HELP YOU FIX THE SINK!"

?????????????

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU POURING THE DRAINO INTO A DRINKING GLASS? I USE THAT TO REHYDRATE AFTER MY GAME SESSIONS!"

??????????????

"OMG MOM, DON'T DRINK THAT! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT!!!"

??????????????

"MOM! NO, STOP PRETENDING! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!"

????????????

"OMG MOM, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL NEVER PLAY MARIO EVER AGAIN, I PROMISE!!!"

??????????

"NO MOM! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP! OMG NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!"

????????

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14345063:skierman said:
Wow, her reaction is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

"OMG MOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!!"

"That's awesome, hun! What'd you do?"

"I PRESSED BUTTONS REALLY FAST ON A MARIO GAME AND MADE THE CHARACTER SPIN REALLY FAST!"

??????????

"MOM? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!?"

??????????

"MOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

??????????

"MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DRAINO? ARE THE DRAINS CLOGGED? MAYBE I CAN PRESS BUTTONS REALLY FAST AND HELP YOU FIX THE SINK!"

?????????????

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU POURING THE DRAINO INTO A DRINKING GLASS? I USE THAT TO REHYDRATE AFTER MY GAME SESSIONS!"

??????????????

"OMG MOM, DON'T DRINK THAT! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT!!!"

??????????????

"MOM! NO, STOP PRETENDING! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!"

????????????

"OMG MOM, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL NEVER PLAY MARIO EVER AGAIN, I PROMISE!!!"

??????????

"NO MOM! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP! OMG NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!"

????????
 
14345063:skierman said:
Wow, her reaction is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

"OMG MOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!!"

"That's awesome, hun! What'd you do?"

"I PRESSED BUTTONS REALLY FAST ON A MARIO GAME AND MADE THE CHARACTER SPIN REALLY FAST!"

??????????

"MOM? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!?"

??????????

"MOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

??????????

"MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DRAINO? ARE THE DRAINS CLOGGED? MAYBE I CAN PRESS BUTTONS REALLY FAST AND HELP YOU FIX THE SINK!"

?????????????

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU POURING THE DRAINO INTO A DRINKING GLASS? I USE THAT TO REHYDRATE AFTER MY GAME SESSIONS!"

??????????????

"OMG MOM, DON'T DRINK THAT! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT!!!"

??????????????

"MOM! NO, STOP PRETENDING! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!"

????????????

"OMG MOM, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL NEVER PLAY MARIO EVER AGAIN, I PROMISE!!!"

??????????

"NO MOM! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP! OMG NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!"

????????

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14345063:skierman said:
Wow, her reaction is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

"OMG MOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!!"

"That's awesome, hun! What'd you do?"

"I PRESSED BUTTONS REALLY FAST ON A MARIO GAME AND MADE THE CHARACTER SPIN REALLY FAST!"

??????????

"MOM? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME!?"

??????????

"MOM? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

??????????

"MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE DRAINO? ARE THE DRAINS CLOGGED? MAYBE I CAN PRESS BUTTONS REALLY FAST AND HELP YOU FIX THE SINK!"

?????????????

"MOM, WHY ARE YOU POURING THE DRAINO INTO A DRINKING GLASS? I USE THAT TO REHYDRATE AFTER MY GAME SESSIONS!"

??????????????

"OMG MOM, DON'T DRINK THAT! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT!!!"

??????????????

"MOM! NO, STOP PRETENDING! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!"

????????????

"OMG MOM, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL NEVER PLAY MARIO EVER AGAIN, I PROMISE!!!"

??????????

"NO MOM! WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP! OMG NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!"

????????

Get help g. You're fucked in the head.
 
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