Worlds best Pick-up lines

[butterybawls]

Damn girl are you from Africa? Cause your a 1 hunna

 

[Dobber]

Nice tits

 

[veng_m]

r those space pants? cuz that ass is out of this world!

 

[Elg]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

 

[UrbanYeti]

Can I follow you home?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

[notspoicey]

my sig

 

[CameraWiz]

Is there a mirror in your pants?

because I see myself in them

 

[deleted5]

I put the std in stud all I need is U.

 

[DJtearegas]

do you like dragons?

cuz in about 3 seconds im gonna be dragon my nuts across your face

 

[CHORIZO]

I drive a ferrari

 

[shepux]

do you work at subway?

'cause you just turned my six inch into a footlong

 

[fresh_prince]

do you like flowers?

cause I'm gonna fuck your asshole

 

[georgekush]

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy uranus

 

[bieberhole69.]

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy uranus

Really? Create an alias to post that?

 

[infuser]

sup

 

[pink_squid]

most pick up lines suck. the one I use at parties tho is

*bump them hardish "are you drunk?"

 

[Wampire]

I washed my penis this morning actually

 

[cool_name]

Fuck off!

Got to play hard to get

 

[mousetrapkilla]

sex?

 

[SFB]

im gonna kill your dog

 

[S.J.W]

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

 

[rtl32]

Hi, what's your name?

Hi, how are you?

 

[assatrailz]

I like girls

 

[fresh_prince]

I washed my penis this morning actually

jk

 

[ModMommy]

If your eyes were any browner, I'd be lost in a pile of shit.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

are you from japan? cuz im trying to get in japanties

 

[Mr.noodle]

ayy bby want sum fuc?

 

[fghtoffyrdmns]

Hey bby can I urinate in your anus?

 

[frickindarn]

Girl, are you a beaver? cuz DAMMMMM

 

[*TURBONERD*]

You must be a piece of radioactive carbon, because I want to date you.

 

[Spinoza]

REPOST

 

[vandersteeze]

Were they doing avalanche control work here? Because I think I found a bombshell

 

[JGWI]

 

[NigelStein]

If I nose press your box will you tail slide my rail?

 

[Shredsterr]

This works if you're trying to pick up a gay person

HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE

And I've caught it for you

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Have you lost your virginity?

Can I play with the box it came in?

 

[000000000000]

My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?

 

[rballs_]

Do you like Ramen noodles?

Cause' I'm gonna be rammin' you with my noodle.

 

[Substitute]

If I nose press your box will you tail slide my rail?

$$

 

[ANDR01D]

Since this is a repost thread, I may as well repost my killer pick up line:

Me: "My magic watch tells me that you're not wearing underwear"

Girl: "Yes I am!"

Me: "Oh, looks like it's fifteen minutes fast"

 

[flyingsqirrel3]

tits or gtfo.

 

[Kreech]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized?

 

[johnnyBuz]

I make a killer plan-B omelette

 

[Lavieille]

If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple!

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

pee in her butt

 

[michiskier23]

do you work a Little Caesars? Cuz your hot and i'm ready.

 

[Shredsterr]

Are you from Tennessee?

Cuz I'm gonna fuck your ass

 

[fupaface]

Hey, I thought you were really cute, and was wondering if you wanted to smoke some crack with me later.