World most common lies?

i love you

thats probably up there, with all the 4th graders saying it to their girlfriend and stuff.

Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.

Logic Headware
 
i love spending time talking about your wardrobe...

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
^ haha "i brushed my teeth" for little kids

-Nick Martini

steptproductions.com

"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"

liberty skis
 
popup: 'CONGRADULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000000th PERSON TO VISIT THIS SITE! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!'

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.
 
i love the popups that are like which one is lindsay lohan and then they have a pic of her, and like two other stars and when you click on the wrong one their like correct you've won a new tv

poop

 
i did not drink at that party - me to my rents

STFU and ski

[fat kids are harder to kidnap]

Peace

CJGN
 
i always find a lie for everything. my parents dont know i smoke and they didnt know that i smoked in their vehicle and one time a big fucken hole got burned in the seat and i just told them that i stopped to talk to someone and they leaned their head inside with their smoke and it fell out of their mouth and they bought it

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
"oh my god its so big!"

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
how about "ill do it later" to ur parents when they want you to do something

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people always ask "Hey, hows it going?" when realy they're just trying to be nice and they really don't give a shit.

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or the answer to that question, "fine" when you arent feeling fine at all

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
dude, that was one time!

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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'god
 
"its all good"

half the time nothing is good at all.

~Ashley *

baby since i been lovin' you, i'm about to lose my worried mind...*
 
my bad

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
....when you really think it was the other idiots fault

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
just government

we have the power to change the evil in the world. stand up and fight the obstacles between reality and your dreams. we can make a difference. all we need to do is stand together, and like a tidal wave splinters a dike, we will destroy what stands in our way

 
haha

lol

..your mom/momma

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
"I think so"

"I swear I saw it"

"I thought I saw him do it but I'm not sure"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKINT ABOUT YOU FUCKING CRACK WHORE!" that one was just a brief joke which didnt work in my favor

bhill

7 Fold Ski!
 
"ooohhh i knew it was your birthday, your present is just on backorder from amazon.com"

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stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
"loyd i swear i didnt call ur bitchass girlfriend"

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This my corner! Metro cant even take my mutha fuckin corner!!!
 
" the land of the free"

"the home of the brave"

" he was the one kissing me"

" my ring, must have fallen off"

" were really backed up right now, maybe another time"

HIGH NORTH SESSION 3 REPRESENT
 
"you're welcome"

"im sorry"

"no, its ok"

"i dont mind"

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Yeah
saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
-how was school... good

-depending on the situation ur age goes up or down, normally up.

- ur parents have no idea u drink or hook up with ppl

East Coast.
 
i hit that

noo i dont have any home work

no i didnt break

I go huge

drop that shit like its hot!
wow thats actually really hot
 
lying when someone asks you what you had in poker-no one ever tells the truth about what they had.

"this seats taken"

"I love you" -people use the big L word far too often, odds are if your under 25 its just hormones makeing you think you love someone

HIGH NORTH SESSION 3 REPRESENT
 
No daddy I havnt had a 12 guys with 10 inch penis train run on me run on me while getting doped up and smoking rocks while someone was videotaping.

pfff that one is by far the most common lie out there.

Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
i hear tanner hall is a lie, his real name is mark glenmore

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
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