words of wisdom

boys have penisis and girls have vaginas

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before performing this procedure).'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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weed is good, booze is better.

stick it in her bum, you'll like it even if she doesn't.

The only thing better then cheap booze is free booze.

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!

FROSTMONKEY
 
Thus came Aragorn son a Arathorn, Elessar, Isildur's heir, out of the Paths of the Dead, borne upn a wind from the Sea to the kingdom of Gondor; and the mirth of the Rohirrim was a torrent of laughter and a flashing of swords, and the joy and wonder of the City was a music of trumpets and a ringing of bells. But the hosts of Mordor were seized with bewilderment, and a great wizardry it seemed to them that their own ships should be filled with their foes; and a black dread fell on them, knowing that the tides of fate had turned against them and their doom was at hand.

 
-always use a nice thick piece of toilet paper, especially if youve caught some splashage.

-just say no to skiboarding

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
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