Words for Beer

Whistlermann

Whistlermann

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I'm just owndering how many different words for beer we can come up with?

'Beer'

'Grog'

'Brewski'

'Drink'

'Cold One'

I know my list is pitiful, i just can't think of any now. Honest, I'll Add some later.

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UNE BIERE

Where I live, there are five ski resorts within 10 kilometers of my house. Everybody who lives here, whether they're rich or poor, skis all the time. In the winter, skiing's a way of life. The ski resorts are open until 11 p.m. If you don't know what to do, you go skiing. When you get off from work, you go skiing. Mathieu Paquette about St-Sauveur

 
ein bier....

sweet nectar of life

er...bout all i can think of

'Of course it hurts if you get your balls seperated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don't try, what's the point of doing anything?'

-Phil Larose, Canadian skier dude
 
this sucks

''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
 
something that tastes like shit, but after a few cans you usally can't taste it anymore.

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'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,

With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,

Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,

when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night''

-Catch 22-

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Merry fucking x-mas, to you and yours, BIATCH!
 
Booze

Piss

Plonk

Drink

Fluids

Cold One

which will get you:

trucked

smashed

fucked

wasted

boozed

off-yer-face

hammered

trollyed

mother fucked up

layered

plastered

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
oh yeah, shit faced

and 'bro, you want a lager?' - always a classic

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
I think there are better words for drunk than there are for beer... i don't know if someone said these but whatever:

Smashed

Intoxicated

Shit Faced

Wasted

Hammered

Drunk

Buzzed

slammed

Drunkified

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this, my friends, is the dumbest thread evAr. next we'll have a thread to get different names of... well... something else stupid.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
You have to leave America to find real beer.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
you also forgot tanked and possibly wre4cked

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
come to canada where good beer flows like water. not like that piss that is sold in america

and barley sandwich

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
Guinness

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
 
''What I am drinking right now.''

North American beer isn't good. Alot of it is complete trash. European beer is good :)

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-Dan

'What did you do tonight?'

'Drank'
 
Canadian beer is the best... and cheap too because of our fucking dollar.

What's the similarity between a couple haveing sex in a boat and american beer...

There both fucking close to water!!!!!

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
Canadian beer = SHIT

NZ beer = where it's at yo.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
Never had NZ beer. Wouldn't mind tryin' some though. European beer is kick ass.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
The Magical Drink that Makes Ugly Girls Look Hot-----beware of its powers

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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
 
Pivo=beer (thats russian)

u guys forgot sloshed and pie-acled

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
 
well my dad just bought a shit load of nz beer bottles for bottling, and they were huge motherfuckers, like 750ml ones, so if all nz beer comes in shit like that than i'll admit their beer is better.

'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
 
Hell yeah! Bottles like that you only need a sixer to get blitzed.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
Bevy

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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
back in high school we called beers 'reebs' thinking our parents wouldnt catch on.

we also referred to hanging out and smoking as 'going bowling' but i dont think my parents ever figured that one out

 
beerizzle

b-double e-r

co-ff-ee(*simpsons)

b to the eerzle

drunk-maker

puke-enforcer

subtle part of the ott crew
 
haggered (realy realy shitfaced)

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You, you got what i need, but you say he just a friend and you say he just a friend. Ohh babby you got what i need, but you say he just a friend, but you say he just a friend - Biz
 
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