Wooo Triple threat!

WONTON

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so im sitting here, eating spaghetti, watching tenessee and S. Carolina on espn, and staring at my two triple threat tickets sitting on my stairs. I have no way of getting to evo! It's ok tho cuz ive seen the movies already and tanner prolly looks better on the tv screen.

Tell me how it went guys!
 
holy shit im bored....im watching all 3 movies at the same time that they are supposed to be showing over there...maybe i should have a prize giveaway with myself too.
 
dood, i totally talked to t-halls girlfriend in the line for the bathroom (didnt know this unitl ltaer)...and she totally took the fattest shit ever, wtf? i thought girls didnt shit, epecially thalls lady. wierd
 
Do you want to trade backpacks? I already have a heli pack, and I'll toss some of the free gear I got that came with it for the Pro...
 
kevin fell asleep in our driveway, then a while later he wasn't able to find the keyhole with his key... so I had to get my ass out of bed to unlock the door for him...
 
haha, kevin almost passed out in the middle of the premier as well. i though he was done for after ninjachris beat him while he was down
 
o yeah and who smelled the weed on t halls breathe?haha he must have came straight from a lil herb session and signed shit.
 
i believe it was bundo who won the spks (correct me if im wrong).

and kevin was hillarious. he just puked his guts out on the eastside after we were forced to cross 520 twice, and then he was chilling in the driveway, and i didnt think he was going to get up after i left. i was right i guess
 
All I remember is slapping Coby's boner, and getting my ass kicked by some ninja turtle bitch

I skipped the afterparty to go to a house party though, that was stupid of me
 
oh last night was such a delight....yeah bundo won the costume contest. i certainly enjoyed myself though, JD May kept bringing me drinks from the beer garden, it was pretty solid.
 
I barely remember anything after the middle of ski porn... Those were some stiff vodka red bulls.
 
btw thanks for all the pbr. every time i saw you, youd just put another one in my hands, it was like christmas in october
 
I think VIP passes are over rated. You should just have to be drunk to enter the "Restricted areas". If that was the case, then a vast majority of the attendees would have been VIP members. weeooo
 
well, my friend was about to get kicked out and security came to me and was like, "get her out of here, or we will!" and I was like "Okay, i'll take her home." So I went over to my friend and was like, hide! So that worked for about 20 minutes and then he saw us again and came up to me and was like, "I told you to make her leave, both of you get the fuck out!" I dunno, it was weird.
 
oh i know, but its not as fun when your buzz starts to fade after pre-gaming so well, why not right? wrong. but i sure was not the only one quite drunk, this is for certain.
 
i guess my statement did have two meanings... the one i meant ashley, is that kelsey pouring my drinks for me wasnt a good thing, because a whole keg cup of vodka, is not a good thing. hahaha
 
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