Wooo David Blaine's crazy trick!

some one explain it to me media player aint working

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'people who dont smoke get cancer just as often as non smokers'-Lateralis
 
Yeah, that's fucked up, Daily's all like... 'dude... uh, dude?...'

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
So... uh... is he dead?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
yeah it wasnt a trick he just riped his heart out and died on tv

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
wow... crazy mexican...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
haha, thats crazy. has anyone seen the south park episode about him?

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
no no, its called mental surgeries, i saw it on magicians uncovered haha

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
im not a really big fan his voice pises me off but he does some crazzy shit and he is freakin talented

 
tha was freaky.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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i hate his voice too. 'just watch'. wow, tho. that's a neato trick. If he gonna kill himself, tho, it def shouldnt be for carson. leno at the minimum.

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-Dubya.

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Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

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'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

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'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
the trick doesnt impress me really but it was pretty sweet. what kinda sick guy would think that up?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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WTF indeed!

thats fucked up

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
it's not that cool, I mean if he ripped his brain out that would have been cooler.

I think Anthony Boronowski in general is just a phase.
 
i wonder what happened after he staged his pass out.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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who in the fuck posts an .asf file......god damn it, my comptuer isn't reading that shit!

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'Don't speculate my life because I've been through alot worse than you.' - d-loc

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'I have a carrer started already even before I have a degree, once I'm done with college I will have my bachlors and a job already. Only thing my pay will be hella higher.' - d-loc

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In D-loc's Essay on why he's Smarter than me. (I did not ask for this, it randomly was messaged to me):

'I'll have you know my brain is very developed. I have what you call a photographic memory.' - d-loc

'So, I guess you really are intellectually below me, but I see now your just the one who can get up to my speed.' - d-loc

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'So, before you even begin to talk about me, please I would like you to think with that undevolped brain. Maybe I'm not the dumb misfounded stoner you believe I am.' - d-loc (i think this was his conclusion?)

In regards to Europe being better than the United States:

'Sure if ur in the wrong neighborhoods you could be robbed or shot, but for the most part stick together and ur fine' - d-loc
 
but none the less its a quality sig.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Usually I think his tricks are pretty cool, but I dont think this one was all that good. To me it just looks like he was wearing some lifelike looking vest or something and pulled the heart out of that.

signatures are for pussies

 
It looks super fake cause he's trying to cover something up, he keeps moving his shirt back...

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
haha that was awesome..he went as far as killing himself JUST to get on tv. behold american media in all its glory!

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yeah im really not impressed with that! first of all, it doesn't look at all like a heart, it should be beating and he'd probably have to yank that sucker real good to pull it out!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

'Stupid fucking Americans!' - Jon Olsson

Truer words never spoken!
 
plus he'd never get his hands through his ribs and shit, and the heart is connected to the chest cavity by s many ligaments and stuff. no way you could rip it out by hand

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SRMC

cbf

Misty7: Yeah I like hilary duff, and that other chick...whats her name... Oh yeah, Lizzie McGuire
 
can anyone find a video of him doing his levitation trick? That stuff is crazy...

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-Vern Fonk
 
yeah. or copperfield's levitation thingy, that he does on a street with a sofa, and bunch of people. it looked damn weird.

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'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay'

-Champion_of_the_wild
 
OK have any of you torn a heart out, or seen one torn out? Then don't be tellin us on how it would look 'more real' if something else was done.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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