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Women are wierd. There is this girl I know from back in school. I've known her every grade since elementary. So anyways she's ridiculously good looking and I had this thing for her in the later grades of high school. Anyways school ends, nothing happens, we part ways.

So here I am working in the ski shop, when who do I see but the same girl, shopping for a helmet for her brother (christmas present). So we have the usual chat: 'Hi! How have you been? What are you doing now? Where are you working? etc.' But for some reason as I talk to her I get more and more jittery. I start forgetting what I was about to say and getting really nervous. I had to put my hands in my pockets 'cuz they were shaking. It was ridiculous. I've never been this nervous around a girl before. Why? I've been with lots of other girls, I shouldn't be like a stupid eight grade school kid!

And so she walks off, picking up a helmet and getting a cool 25% discount, and there I was, sitting there, and I got nothing.

I'm now kicking myself in the head for being such a retard.

But there is a bright side. When I ran her through the till, I got her phone number ;)

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
so your gonna call her and say...uh you didnt give me your number but it showed up on the till so i figured i could call you. ...?

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Sounds like you are weird to me...lol no just kidding. Go for it. you never know.

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
Call her...

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)
 
yeah, worst that could happen is nothing happens with that. and better that she turn you away on the phone than to your phase.

-chris
 
yea whats the worst that can happen

SGB

'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

 
don't worry she'll probably turn out ot be a lesbian or something.. or maybe not, call her and be like.. theres a recall on that helmet, come back and I can get you another.

 
^haha that's not a bad idea. it gives me an excuse to call. something about work. but not recall on the helmet. hmm... dunno.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
as soon as she picks up say OH SHIT DON'T PUT THAT FUCKING HELMET ON YOUR HEAD OH DEAR GOD NO PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT TOO LATE

and then just flow from there.

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
just call her and

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
dude,

u missed your chance and now you have to live with it. better forget about it for now unless you want a restraining order slapped on your ass. cuz some girls are crazy and may think that you are a freaking STALKER.

in the meantime, chill out and get your ski-on. hey, she went to the ski shop that you work at...she'll be there again cuz you did one thing right. YOU GAVE HER A 25% DISCOUNT. So next time she needs some ski equipement, or hey maybe it's for her friends or family, she's not going to go to some no-name store. she's going to go to you, Mr. 25% Off Guy that I know from school and was cool last time I was there. which means that you better prepare yourself so that next time when she walks in, u'll be all ready to give her some personal care. & ask her out AFTER YOU GIVE HER THE DISCOUNT or get her phone number. whatever.

you just have to zen this shit. balance the ying/yang thing (I dunno which is which, but you get the idea). chill...she'll be coming to you eventually, don't worry about it. if you go after her now, you're going to look like a freak and a creep.

play it cool,

the love doc

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skiing is like dating a girl:

first, you have to check out the scene;

second, you have to ride that topography;

& third, don't leave without taking a shot at the moneybooter.
 
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