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...man, just whwen you think youve got a good one, they turn on you and start talking about other guys and all that shit, im quitting on relationships forever..its all one-nighters from here

'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
 
thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
fuck that hes my friend

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
haha, yes, i would definitely respond positively if a guy did that to me.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
well it seems as if ur not giving her what all girls need, ya kno what i mean, those sexual pleasures haha

tanner halll is yummy!

BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the

BeefyTits05: them

BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious
 
sexual pleasures...what about flowers? i'd rather have a guy send me flowers than give me sexual pleasures! flowers last for days and everytime you look at them you can think what a sweetie he is!

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
youre going to die a lonely and unfulfilled person

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
word

tanner halll is yummy!

BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the

BeefyTits05: them

BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious
 
linechick1260, lindsay i think ur name is, if ur good at it, u can make sexual pleasures last for days

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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
dude, shes pretty cute, if she lived close i would be chill wit her

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
i bet shes never been with a guy that had clue what he was doing down there.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
if a guy got me a new skateboard..i'd never do anything like that to em!

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
Flowers before special treats? Never.....

But yes... woman is a danger cat....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

-Sara
 
robin williams had some funny shit to say about going down south...and yeah ive realized that nothing makes chicks more happy and horny than flowers... so just give in i know its retarded, but it works...

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
i'd much rather have a guy give me flowers

sex only lasts until....well, it's over.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
I wouldn't have said it before, but after finally finding my current BF, sexual competentce goes a long fuckin way. Im never going to date a guy that can't get me off ever again. I really like being fufilled. I really like his big dick, too. Yay Nick! I keep him around cause he's such an awesome guy and a genuinely good person though. And hes cooks for me. I like that.

Why don't you cook for your woman? That's a really nice gestuure.

 
there are different 'gestures' that i would rather do

jk all the girls at our school are like boys... they think its sad when people get all mushy and are completely into sports... it sux

-Ryan
 
i cook dinner for my girl(not microwave dinners a real dinner) she loves it and whenever i make dinner we have great sex.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
women... cant live with them, cant live without them. wise words...

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
ehhhhhh no^. women are the most complicated things on this planet....and the hottest

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
Nah man...Ill admit this though, women tend to be more emotional and shit, and therefore end up fucked up cause of fucked up men fucking with em.

nah mean?

 
I couldn't agree more

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
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