Women Drivers

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Ghost

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Let us take this time to reflect upon women drivers.

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Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
hahaha, those are funny as hell

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
thats classic

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
hey now i am of the female sex and i am a great driver sure i like to go fast but i can control it yhup yup

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace

 
you know what they say, woman driver no survivor! oh and my friend did the gas pump thing,it was the most hilarious thing ever cuz we were really stoned,he only had to pay 64 bucks tho

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
You say you can control your fast driving? I say I can control my drunk driving.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
i can control both - at the same time

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

 
hahahahaha, women drivers do tend to be pretty shitty

i saw a video on real tv i think it was, adn it had the video of a lady driving around with a gas pump sticking out of the car

He who dares wins
 
there was also one were an old lady didnt put it in park when she got polled over and she got dragged down a hill until the cop stopped it

 
i can be an agressive driver yes, but its acutally safer to be agressive, and know what ure doing in city driving.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
I am a bad driver, I, being an anti-feminist will openly admit that I am with the majority of the female race (most of which are in denial) who can't drive for shit. And what I just said isn't questioning any other girls abilities, I know they can drive. I can't though. Is there such a thing as a masculist?

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
bet you, you would drive fine if there was a stove in front of you.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
Hell yeah I would. I take one my womanly responsibilities and make some meeeaaan ramen.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
^Sounds like me... But I take risks sometimes.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
hahah I worked at a gas station and this bitch came in screaming that she had been waiting 15 min for me to come out and fill her tank, I said you're gonna be waiting longer since it's self serv. f'n bitches

farts equal funny
 
I hate when other people pump my gas. I only like self-serve. It freaks me out when some random guy walks up and does it I guess.

This thread is OLDDDDDDDD SCHOOLLLLL. Kind of. I remember it from way back when

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
Hehe, just kidding. But there have been some old ass threads coming back lately.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
yeah^

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
here's what Cat tried to post before. i dont know what they are but ill post them anyways:

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
she falls asleep at the wheel. she did it in rush hour trafic and drove into the car infront of her... no real damage, then she did it at a stop light... again no damage.... then she did it driving on the 401 with like 3 people in the car and totaled her car. and I have no idea how noone was hurt. she also has no clue how large her car is and frequently backs into things, and from living in montreal, she now does silly things like turns left as soon as the light goes green infront of oncoming trafic. she pays no attention to her suroundings, and has no sence of direction at all. she doesn't know how to chainge lanes on a highway, and if there is a car beside her and she wants to get off, she just does nothing, and misses her exit... then she gets lost. she is a terrible terrible driver.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
so very very mean dave...even if it is true we shouldnt make fun of her lack of driving ability

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
so true all this stuff about womens driving abilites. just an example. my gf is stoping at a red light on the right lane, then asks me which way to go. i tell her to go right. the light turns green and she cuts across the left lane and drives right into a one-way street in the wrong direction. i mean how hard is it to know where right and left are and not to drive like a madman and start panicing as soon as someone beeps at you ?

 
another example...my mom tried backing a car from a slippery hill onto an even slipper driveway. Result: the tail slid out and she bashed the fender in a tree. Needless to say my dad was fucking pissed as he told her not to do it and it was his car.

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'
 
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
its funny because my mom drove off with the pump still in the car, but she got about 15 feet before she realized it

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
When I am incharge, women, old people and asians are not allowed to get drivers licenses.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
^Ha! Just drive with me for an hour or so, and you'll change your mind. Troy can verify that. Yepyep, speed is good, but I'm safe.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
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