Woman logic, mans revenge against the friendzone

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Trawltopilot

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patience

men age like wine, woman age like cheese

besides, by the time a girl is 30 they are 10 times more likely to give birth to a kid with down syndrome then when they are 16. sad but true. so get em while their hot.

also, in 10 years, they will be in your friendzone, i guaruntee it.

so just smoke weed in the meantime and forget about girls.

ima marry an 18 yr old when im 40.
 
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When you are 40 no respectable 18 year old girl is going to marry you. Notice the word respectable.

I do admire your optimism though.
 
well i guess some advice would be to tell whatever girl puts you in the friendzone, that in ten years shes gonna be exponentially less attractive, while you will be more manly, and more attractive.

this is usually why girls like older guys. alcohol tho makes your testosterone either stay the same or go up, making you crave girls. weed makes your testosterone go down so you wont give a shit and you can until the girl who put you in the friendzone regrets it and wants your pipe. then you can be like awe to bad im dating your kid sister now
 
i think a few years younger, but trust me, girls who want kids panic when they get to mid twenties, knowing their aboout to pass their expiration date. look at hugh hefner. it just gets better
 
haha, i wasnt even talking to you. but congradulations. btw down syndrome isnt like a sliding scale. you either have or you dont. your mom can have you when ur 40 and if you dont have down syndrome, then your mom might as well have been 16. icant believe im explaining this, but iclaim that ur mom was 25 25 claim makes me think you dont get it. also it doesnt really matter, you can detect it early and have a very early abortion. kinda sad but such is life
 
Ooooooorrrrr, you could sprout some confidence, drink a glass of whiskey and go get a girl. Just a thought..
 
dude ive been reading through the womans logic thread, and its turned into a bunch of people complaining about being in the friendzone. i posted this so they would quit giving a shit. i didnt expect a shitstorm of friendzone yodas pissed that their sex life consists of spanking it to pictures of their facebook friends.
 
Am i the only one that knows that the friend zone is the result of being too nice? save being the nice guy for once you are dating.
 
thats not what he said are girls out there who are pretty and smart. but in statististics we learned that it is more likely you will be struck by lightning 15 times before you ever come across one
 
First off, man do you even have any idea what causes downs syndrome? Second, you're trying to say escape the friendzone by waiting to date an 18 your old when you're 40. Dafuq are you? A pedophile?
 
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