Woah, Im not having kids

[ski8990]

Holy moly! In my bio class today we watched this lady give birth. We saw a close up of the kid coming out of the vagina and it was the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen. My teacher warned us about it before the movie, and I thought I would be laughing and whatnot and then when I saw it, I was speachless. It looked like this disgustingly huge crap coming out with the nasty hair covered in goop...the whole thing was pretty graphic. I wasnt prepared for that shit.

 

[nickmcnutt]

how do you think you got here?

 

[spasticninja]

ooooooooooookay...wtf, odd bio class

 

[j.bird]

it is simply amazing. When I watched that video I thought it was fake, but i knew it wasn't. Like for some reason it just looked so surreal i was like wtf is that...

 

[GingerKid08]

i dont want to have kids cause i work in the day care and they are all disquisting uncoopertive shit heads.

 

[scarroll]

Yea we watched that in 6th or 7th grade, it was pretty nasty.

 

[ski8990]

You sure it was this vid? this shit was raw

 

[powpow***]

wtf?

lol

 

[garrett.]

miracle of life

 

[scarroll]

Yea it was that video, witht the vagina and then the fluids, oh god the fluids . . . *shudders*

 

[i_ski_switch]

next week i might get to see an acutal birth. im so excited!

 

[ryan.c]

i didnt watch a close up yet but i saw a vid that kinda hid stuff in 8th grade and all we heard was the people sayin push n all that crap n then a huge pop and then the baby crying, does the pop noise really happen?

 

[crooks]

we watch that next month

 

[Snowcase]

you have alot to learn about life. having a kid could be the most rewarding thing you ever do especially if its with someone you love.

 

[MattMcGinnis]

^are we speaking from experience erich?

 

[Aseets]

The Miracle of Life or some shit, watched it in 9th grade

 

[Snowcase]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no?

 

[shagalabagala]

hahahaha the babyn coming out pushes any shit left in your rectum out with it

blood, poop, sweat, mucus- all we need is some snot and we're set!

 

[Petey.]

sounds like something ms. hepbur would do eh chris?

 

[Leckett]

yea dude i saw a video fo that too...not only that the woman was an ogre so it made it so much worse...i actually was disturbed temporarely after watchign it

 

[RWalker]

sweet thread

 

[D_Mezz]

today in history we watched "roger and me"..sum gay michael moore film, and this lady beat a rabbit witha a lead pole then skinned it and took its guts out...pretty nasty

 

[Kazabazua]

was the movie called 'the miracle of life'? cause if so i watched it in gr 9 and it was prolly the most disgusting thing ive ever seen

 

[Beamer12]

yeah the miricle of life..watched it a couple months ago and me and some other kids in my class just messed around with it and started yelling and shit when the baby was coming out..haha some of the girls left the room

 

[cdnskigirl89]

dude! holy crap, why are you so grossed out? Umm you don't have a baby comin out of you, we do, so shutup cause it comes out of us! we carry the baby around for nine months and you're complaining? dude shut the fuck up cause that's never gonna happen to you.

 

[SteezePatrol]

dumb bitch, sasquatches from ontario are asexual, everyone knows that. go back to the cave, harvey's calling

 

[.John.]

yeah, you should see a cow giving birth. much much worse

 

[ski8990]

Easy killer. Im not saying that its bad. Im saying that it was completely disgusting. And I dont know the name of the vid, but it was narrated by john lithgow

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

yeah im not having kids either i dont wanna know what they would turn out like.

 

[Elife]

you can't get kicked in the nuts...while this probably not as painful as childbirth it happens considerably more often...I'd say it's fair

 

[Timmy_G]

YES!! AHAHAHA! the Miracle of Life I didnt think it was gonna be said. I seriosuly thot we were the only people to watch that. THE GREEN SLIME IS THE WORST!

 

[Timmy_G]

AND This was in 8th grade... real young. I was straight edge then.

 

[Tinga]

yeah we saw it in our bio class and we had it on the projector so it was fucking massive. and nasty

 

[.John.]

My mom is a nurse in the child birth unit. I have no idea how she does it. If I ever get married, and my wife is having a baby, I'll be in the hall

 

[Kazabazua]

we pay the bills

 

[french_fry]

hahaha we had a student teacher when we watched that, and he said "hey, you wanna see something funny?". So after we watched the woman giving birth he rewinded it, and it looked hilarious, like the doctors were stuffing the baby in the woman.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

yeah its like when you open a can of soda...pshhhkkkkk and a baby comes out. seriously.

 

[hurrisun]

i ahd to watch that in bio to

 

[Chubby.Chaser]

i heard about that movie but i was sick that day

 

[wdbo.]

cool

 

[AKFREERIDE]

our teacher rewinded it infront of everyone the slow way so it made it look like the doctor was pushing the baby back in. one kid fainted. hes now regarded as a pussy, and this is like what5 years ago...

 

[Dan.]

and being straight edge has, what to do with this?

 

[chapz]

yes thank god for catholic schools, we dont watch that stuff

 

[~Cork_1080~]

i dont want kids either, they cost way too much money. and i know how much of a shit i was to my parents.

 

[skipimp_]

thats hilarious.

it made me laugh just imagining it.

 

[lowtech]

true that

 

[QuazBotch]

You could look away from the vagina while your partner is giving birth to your child if the act of birth is that disgusting to you.

 

[MitchPee]

ever seen a blue whale being born...now that's a site

 

[skipimp_]

ill pass

 

[jimmychung]

why aren't you having kids? it's your wife that will have to go through it, all you do is have sex =)

 

[ski8990]

dude, watch the video. Just being there would be painful enough.