Wizard on the bus

[Sufferboy]

ok so theres this kid on my bus i take to college every tuseday and thursday and the kid smells like shit, at his school they call him sleeves, he thinks he is a wizard and has a book of spells that he wrote and tries to put a curse on every one(hella funny) but i sit like 6 seats back from him and even when we put the window down we can still smell this kid, its so sick. and he hits on all the guys on the bus. how do i stop the smell

 

[k-rob]

shoot him, bury him 6 feet deep. makes for good fertilizer, and the smell will be gone.

 

[.makuma.]

thats prob not a good idea...just getting away from teh police and such

but just straight up tell him to shower

 

[Sufferboy]

we tell him to all the time. and he says no.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

do you know how long it takes to dig a 6 foot hole? you'll be at it all night.

i say shoot him, bury him three feet deep & cover the body with lots of lime. your problem will be solved. lime does a great job of covering up smells.

 

[Dhane]

use wizard warfare of course! if you cast a spell on him and take over his mind, hell believe that he has to shower

 

[k-rob]

3 feet and if the water table changes some shit could start to surface.

 

[horner]

 

[SEABURN]

give him a good spray down with febreeze or something

 

[Malcolm]

this one kid in my bus in highschool smelt like shit. so this kid sprasyed him down with axe it was pretty funny

 

[BvK]

go up to him steal his wizard book and ask if there is a spell to get rid of the smell

 

[no_steeze]

whenever someone at school smells bad we axe bomb them and their room, just sneak up behind him and axe bomb him