Witt "the cat" Foster

witt foster is a personal friend of mine, and a taco eating bandito. everyone on this site hates on everything in sight, witt knows what he is doing so back up and let him cut the red wire.

 
witt foster doesnt even exist in real life he is just a fingment of our imagination....... think about that.......
 
YEAH everybody not only does witt foster suck but so do the judges at VT open because just last year, he beat out about 100 kids and made it to finals where he ripped out his heel piece on his first run... but yeah u should quit witt, if your not going to win the comp why enter? and travelouge segment? Witt probably cant say but....i wouldnt judge that segment
 
witt is just a ninja with skis as a weapon choice instead of swords. you should probably run because he's gonna come cork 7 your face off

witt is an awesome possum and an awesome skiier.
 
He also pukes in boxes......

but then again, at least he didn't have people throwing cupcakes at him....thats when you know your a real fag **cough jksl cough**
 
julian, this post is about "THE CAT", soo could you please keep your

hate towards the aforementioned no talent ass clown? thanks!

but it's true, witt likes to keep his head in boxes...and not the good kind either!
 
I lived with witt for a week at vermont open, most funny chill guy even though i barley talked to him. Seems like the perfect kid to sponsor, and hes a good judge to!
 
mmmmmmmmmmmmm, your name makes me want wonton soup.

and to the creator of this thread, you're an ass
 
EVERYONE knows that witt gave head to all the judges to get in the finals. what a bitch. i kind of wish he'd quit skiing because he's so bad.
 
I dont know why you would hate on Witt. he honestly is one of the nicest kids around, and you have no idea what youre talking about. youre probably just jealous of him bc he can kick your ass.
 
man this is the most ive seen the use of ass clown ever.

but yeh witts an assclown and i heard he doesnt even really ski. its all fake
 
just wait all of you. witt kills it. one movie segment doesnt mean shit. so just wait and let his skiing do the talking this winter.
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck and a giraffe?

A: A little bitch of a park rat who skis about as well as he holds his alcohol.
 
You sponsor people for claiming!? hoollyyy shit I am sooo good at claiming! In fact I'm like the SHIT at claiming!

also I like kitties
 
You just have to admit it, that video part of his sucked, he may be better from injuries now or whatever, but i cant believe that was even in a movie. ma homie who jsut turned 15, and was 14 all last season could have produced a better segment than that and i aint kidding u know how it is no arm flails, flawless grabs, tech rails is how you gotta roll, and that was none of that.
 
that was some straight genius shit....surprising it came from you kristie, but way to go. it make me chuckle.
 
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