Without volition I screamed my battle cry.....

[b-kul]

what an epic story.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I decided to bump a great story. Enjoy for those who haven't read it!

 

[D-HAWK]

really good writer

 

[dr_phil]

It's so epic it deserves a bump.

 

[Aaaron.]

^mos def

best story on here.

this just made hansel crap his pants

 

[hael]

aha sick story.

 

[EthanJPAskier]

wow, that was really well written! good story

 

[ArnieP]

Bump de hump for a great read.

 

[afrocentric]

Hilarious story.

 

[gnarles.]

HAHA such an fucking epic story

 

[OddishClothing]

YES! haha +K for awesome story

 

[OhMyBosh]

There was an implied claim when you posted this... so thats not legit, you should have posted at the end that you didnt write it.

 

[buckers]

Epic story, most likely epic thread. Good find.

 

[.frenchy]

insane story man

 

[Big5hifty]

haha that was great awesome bump

 

[switchieski]

ahahahahhaa

 

[Delphi]

This tries too hard to be like a lateralis thread.

 

[bobo25]

very funny, but copypasta

 

[soulskier]

does anybody else look back and think, what the fuck was i talking about?

 

[Phantom]

excellent bump sir.

 

[ISkiSwitch]

"I struck the approaching menace with all my strength and almost fell over at the total lack of resistance that a helium balloon offers when you punch the living shit out of it"
Best line. lol.